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roguewaffles  asked:

Following you is the best decision I've ever made.

read nick spencer’s ant-man. I PROMISE IT’LL BE THE NEXT BEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE bc scott lang is a precious goof of a man

though sometimes he’s just so overdramatic he’s ridiculous

anyways he’s so broke he actually lives in a tiny cardboard iron man skyrise apartment he bought from a toystore…

which is great bc he gets to save money on rent— and cable

oh i almost forgot to mention he’s a really great dad

actually a pretty great guy overall

and he has the greatest power of all

no what i mean is HE CAN TALK TO ANTS

and he loves them so much he actually names them

he even throws pizza parties for his ants

trust me you do not want to miss out on this