asexual college student dan going to a party and meeting frat boy phil and talking all night and then things get really intense and they find themselves making out in phil’s bedroom and dan suddenly pulls away and is like “i can’t do this. i’m asexual.” and phil lets out a HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF and goes “oh my god, me too” and admitting he was afraid that dan was going to try and go further and then they just smile at each other and keep kissing and then resolve to laying in bed watching Netflix and getting to know each other and it’s HAPPY
so liz explained that in tonight’s ng ep nick and jess’s sex mug, is a mug they put money in to acknowledge that they have thought about sex with the other. i’m guessing nick puts money in there and completely forgets about it until schmidt points out there is money in the mug (with jess in the room). then nick panic moonwalks out of the room.