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I FIGURED OUT THE CONSPIRENCEY OF THE YEAR

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Y”ALLL

YOU KNOW HOW LANCE SUPPOSEDLY DIES RIGHT?

LANCE

LANCE DIES

IN THE VIDEO GAME AT NYCC

“THAT’LL BE FUN OR WHATEVER?”

THE WHOLE SCENE WAS COMEDY.

GUYS.

GUYS.

WE’VE BEEN PLAYED! LANCE DOESN’T REALLY DIE!

IT WAS JUST CLEVER WORDING.

i felt like i was left at the altar

Kisahku 1: Sauna ****2

Sbnarnya abg da lama nk g sauna ni. Sepanjang abg stay KL dlu, abg x pnah sekali pn pegi. Dgr mmber2 cite mcm best. Tp abg still x berani nk pegi. Skrg abg da pndah ke negeri lain baru terhegeh2 nk pegi. Hahaha….

Kisah bermula msa bln May ari tu, bos abg anta abg outstation ke KL. Keesokan harinya abg xthu nk wt pe. Jadi abg roger mmber lme abg kt kl ni ajk lepak. Kire lame la abg x jmpe dy ni. Dah jumpe tu abg luahkan hasrat abg sruh dy bwk abg ke sna. Mule2 tu dy tolak sbb dy ckp dy x suke ke tmpat mcm tu. Lg pn dy mmg x pnah pegi. Abg pn memujuk rayu dy siap janji yg abg akn jga dy kt sna. Patu abg ckp kt dy klau rasa x selesa kita cabut je. Hehehe.

Kite org smpai sne dlm pkul 6ptg. Smpai tu kite org duduk je dlm kete smbil tgk tmpat tu dr jauh. Smbil tu smpat gk kite menganalisis tgk org2 yg dtg tmpat tu. Ade mcm2 ragam, ade yg tua, ade foreigner, ade sotong celup tepung… isk3… dlm setengah jam mengumpul kekuatan tu baru kiteorg melangkah keluar ke tmpat tu. Mse naik tgga pegi ke reception tu mmg gigil gile… maklum la 1st time. Pas bayar semua uncle tu bg kunci loker. Pegi je loker ade la 4 5 org jantan tgh tuko baju. Rasa sedikit akward sbb mmg x pnah dtg. Buke je loker kteorg ambil towel dan tuko pkai towel tu. Tnpa menoleh kiri dan kanan terus abg ngn mmber naik tgga ke tgkt ats. Smpai ats kire trkejut la sbb ramai rupanya kt ats tu. Kwn abg dr tdi mmg berkepit non stop la ngn abg. Abg yg pd mulanya ketakutan tu da mula rasa ok. Prasaan horny da mengusai ketakutan abg. Hahaha. Dlm byk2 jntan dlm tu ade la sorg mamat melayu ensem yg menjadi buruan semua jantan2 keparat dlm tu. Kire mmg hot la.. even kemetot sikit dr abg, tp body mmg sedap la. Dgn sixpaxnye, kulit cerah, muke ensem, mmg semua org kejar la… then ade 1 mse tu, mamat tu tgh mandi kt shower, smua org kerumun dpn pntu shower tu.. mne xnye, semua trpegun tgk mamat tu bogel. Abg pn x trkecuali la prgi cuci mate.. mmg x d nafikan, abg pn stim tgk bubble butt dy… alahai…

Dlm pkui 7.30 mlm cmtu, tmpat tu da mule crowd. Mkin ramai dtg. Jantan2 sado pn makin byk. So mmg byk choice la. Mmber abg dr tdi dh ilang. Pas tgk jntan2 sado, trus ilang takut. Lahanat punye mmber. So abg pn mulakan lgkah la mencuci mata. Msa abg masuk 1 blk gelap berselekoh dlm tu, ade 1 kmpulan jantan keparat block jln abg. Abg x thu la brp org tp rasa dlm 4 5 org. D kepungnye abg, mule2 tu panik la gk. Then dorg trus raba2 abg smpai terlucut towel. D ramas nya bontot abg yg bulat ni. Abg jadi rimas terus abg tolak n slmtkan dri. Hehehe

Dlm pkul 9, bru abg perasan yg dlm tmpat tu ade jakuzi and mmg buka pkul 9. Abg pn pegi la buat lawatan sosial kt sna. Kt situ ade dua jakuzi, 1 yg kluar2 buih, 1 lg yg air nya yg tenang jgn di sangka tiada buaya… hahaha… dlm kolam buih tu mmg crowd la… ade dlm 4 5 org.. kolam yg biasa tu ade 4 org, trmasuk mamat hot yg mula2 abg jmpa tdi tu. Smua pkat keliling dy. Kesian abg yg x ensem ni, sapa pn x serbu. Hahaha… so abg ambk keputusan pegi jejln dlu. 15 mnt lpas tu abg tgk kolam yg berbuih tu cuma ada 2 org je. Abg tgglkan towel, cekup konek abg dgn tgn dan trus masuk dlm kolam tu. Smbil tu abg perhatikan 2 mamat sekolam dgn abg tu. Boleh tahan orgnya. Yg sorg kulit sdikit gelap tp muke mmg jntan abis. Yg sorg plak kulit cerah, tp tgk dr gaya mcm askar. Ape yg abg bley agk dorg mgkin bru knal sbb masing2 msih dok berkenalan. Abg stim plak tgk dorg main raba2 konek dlm air tu. Then abg dgr yg si gelap tu ajk couple dy pegi tmpat lain. Keluar je mamat gelap tu dr kolam, tenganga mulot abg. Pergh… perfect gile body dy. Dgn tgginye, bdan sado, bontot bulat, konek besar siot. Abg trus jadi x keruan. Then pastu si cerah tu pn ikot sama, bdan si cerah tu x la sado, tp ade shape. Btg pn sama besar siot dgn mamat gelap tu. Cuma melengkung ke ats. Pas dorg belah abg pn belah gk follow dorg. Abg perasaan dorg masuk steam room….

Masa dlm steam room tu tercari2 gk abg kt mna dorg lepak. Rupanya dorg ade lepak kt 1 ruang yg mmg bley masuk fit2 2 org je. Abg pn intai2 la ape dorg buat. Abg bley dgr dorg tgh mengerang2 sedap. Then abg curi2 tgk, nmpak la si gelap tgh kulom btg si cerah… abg mmg stim gile. Nk je abg terkam dua2. Grrrr….. tetiba ade mamat mne ntah sibok je nk ngintai gk.. then mamat berdua tu mgkin sedar then dorg trus blah. Tp abg masih x berputus asa. Abg still follow dorg. Abg nmpak dorg masuk lorong gelap. Dlm tu mmg abg x nmpk apa2. Smbil teraba2 jln tu abg dgr suara mengerang lg. Abg mmg yakin 100 persen tu dorg. Abg try jln2 dpn dorg smbil raba2 dorg. Then slh sorg tu tarik tgn abg n mntak abg isap konek. Abg pn apa lg, terus trkam la… abg bley rasa yg konek abg isap tu milik si cerah sbb bengkok ke ats. Abg trus la bukak skill hisapan maut abg. Hahaha… abg buat deeptroat n mgharap dy cpt pancut. Tp hampeh.. mulot abg yg lenguh sbb konek dy trlmpau tebal. Dlm tgh isap tu abg prasan yg si mamat gelap ade kt sebelah, n somebody sesapa tgh blowjob gk. Then abg nyebok2 rebut konek dy dr somebody tu… tamak kan abg… abg time tu mmg bernafsu abis la.. tp tu la, mkin lama abg bley rasa mkin ramai jantan lahanat yg menghimpit kite bertiga.. then mamat berdua tu ckp dorg kna chow… sedey btol abg x smpat nk rasa air nikmat dorg… abg pn akur dgn permintaan dorg. Then abg biar dorg kluar dlu, abg lap2 mulot then abg kluar trus pegi shower. Sblh abg, abg bley prasan ade mamat chinese sado tgh usha2 abg mndi.. abg pn buat2 x prasaan dy, smbil main2 sabun gosok bontot abg yg bulat tu. Dari ank mata abg, abg bley nmpak dy tgh main konek dy smbil tgk abg. Tp maaf la, time tu abg mmg da xde mood. Pas abg brsihkan dri semua, abg trus kluar. Nk d jadikan cerita berselisih dgn mmber abg. Trus di soal siasat abg. Hahaha… d tnya nya abg melacur kt mna… hahah… abg ckp abg x g mna pn… just lepak kt jakuzi je… hahha… then kiteorg trus trun ke loker dan tukar pakaian…

-THE END-

*ni 1st time abg karang cerita abg. Maaf la kalau ada kesalahan kosa kata atau tatabahasa yg keterlaluan. Abg masih baru. Nnt abg akan ceritakan lg pengalaman yg abg pnah lalui spnjg jadi PLu keparat ni.. hahaa

Bile tengok budak sekolah pkai camni trus keras konek aku..nak2 yg jenis xpkai singlet kt dlm..pergh..miss my adk..bile la nak main lg..last hritu doggie die dlm kereta dgn uniform xbukak lgi..merecik

SO, because I’m appearing as Juliet in a staged reading of Romeo & Juliet this Saturday, this is my planned post about why I love Juliet and this play. I do think she is one of the more misunderstood literary characters, and R&J itself suffers from a lot of oversimplification nowadays.

(NOTE: This post deals fairly heavily with themes of suicide and other dark topics.)

I get why people are all like “Romeo & Juliet is a terrible relationship, all those people died” and “R&J is not a love story, it’s about kids making stupid decisions” and everything– but I feel uncomfortable with how those people are putting all the blame on the kids themselves.

I think the play makes it pretty clear that the kids were unable to overcome the violence and hatred rampant in their environment in which they grew up, and that the adults in their lives were not supportive or willing to listen or help them. The parents have no idea what their kids’ hopes, dreams, or interests are, and their kids don’t feel comfortable talking to them about their lives. Romeo & Juliet is a great tragedy because every tragic event within it was completely preventable. The lovers may have taken their own lives, but the ‘tragedy’ is that the other characters disregarded their feelings and their words, and ignored them because they’re just stupid teenagers… much like a lot of the more jaded readers of the play.

Yes, the over-romanticization of the play is a problem, but it also contains some of the most beautiful and vivid love poetry in the English language, and shouldn’t be dismissed as ‘haha, stupid kids, Romeo can’t keep it in his pants.’ Romeo and Juliet themselves are no more 'stupid’ than Shakespeare’s other tragic heroes (Macbeth and Othello come swiftly to mind), and Juliet in particular is a very well-developed, intelligent, and interesting heroine, one of Shakespeare’s most complex.

She is not quite fourteen years old and has had very little freedom in her life. (What were you like at age 'almost fourteen?’ I was writing Voldemort’s blog on MuggleNet and obsessing over Pirates of the Caribbean.) Up to this point in the play, she’s only been seen by others as a daughter of the Capulet family, who talk about her as if she’s not there and don’t seem to know how to talk to her without the presence of her garrulous nurse. She barely speaks around her family and mostly just obediently listens as they make plans for her. Nobody has ever really questioned what Juliet wants.

This is why she and Romeo connect so quickly. It’s not just a romance thing– it’s the first time they’ve ever met someone who sees them as themselves, not just an extension of their family, not with preconceived notions about who they are and what they want. (Romeo, I’d argue, has the opposite problem from Juliet– too much freedom to do whatever he wants, and no direction in life. But neither he nor Juliet are taken seriously by the people around them.) She has no friends her own age, no freedom to leave her house. She is STARVED for human connections without even really realizing what is missing when she meets Romeo.

Juliet is the one who keeps questioning whether they should be more cautious. She is the one that tries to slow things down… but though she knows that’s what she SHOULD want, that’s not really what she wants, and when the time comes, she is the first one to bring up the topic of marriage. She is such an eager, earnest portrayal of young desire, without it being vilified.

For the first time, the future opens up for Juliet, and no wonder she is radiantly happy to rush into marriage with Romeo.

But for the entire second half of the play, Juliet experiences a narrowing of her future, from a broad horizon to a single point. When she thinks she and Romeo are finally bound together, she learns about his banishment– the human equivalent of buying an ice cream cone and dropping it on the way to the car before you can enjoy it. Then she learns that her parents want to marry her off to Paris immediately. She had a glimpse of a future that she could control, and now it’s being taken away. And it’s not just that she doesn’t love Paris– it’s that she’s already legally married, and she fears she will be damned forever if she gets married a second time. She’s from a very Catholic background. I can forgive her theatrics.

Her father doesn’t just order her to marry Paris. He screams at her for a long, protracted, disturbing scene in which he says he wishes she was never born and that he doesn’t care if she hangs, begs, starves, or dies in the street if she doesn’t marry Paris. He threatens to physically harm her and the nurse for defending her. When she begs her mother not to make her marry Paris, her mother tells her “I have done with thee” and leaves her. Even the Nurse finally counsels her to listen to her father and marry Paris. Juliet is shattered, and she sees that her family doesn’t REALLY care about her or what she wants– they only see her as an extension of themselves, and all of the jolliness that Lord Capulet usually displays is conditional on how good she is at living up to his expectations, nothing else. She really believes nobody else in the world loves her except Romeo, that her life is not important to anyone else.

If Juliet’s father hadn’t been so terrifying, if Juliet’s mother hadn’t sided with him, if the Nurse hadn’t resigned herself to capitulating to Lord Capulet’s plan, none of this would have happened. If Juliet trusted Tybalt enough to tell him about her love for Romeo and if he cared about his cousin to support her choice, none of this would have happened.

Her future narrows again when she wakes up in the vault, Romeo dead beside her. The plan didn’t work. Somehow, through confused messages, Romeo is dead BECAUSE of her. The Friar tells Juliet to leave in haste, that he’ll conceal her in a nunnery. That is the LAST thing that she wants after being locked away and forced to be quiet and obedient her whole life– not to mention never being allowed to love again. When she tells the Friar to leave without her, she hears the watch coming and panics again. If they catch her, it’ll be worse than if the Friar takes her to the nunnery– they’ll take her home, and she’s already seen her father at his worst. How can she bear to go home to him? Neither of the futures that present themselves give her enough room to move freely. The only way to fight against them is the worst thing that a person can do to herself. Suicide is NEVER pkay and is never the answer, but I think Juliet’s is oversimplified into being 'over a guy.’ It is a little more complicated than 'over a guy’ to me.

This play is so special to me because it is one in which teenage lives, male AND female, are portrayed as valuable, and one in which the 'tragedy’ in question is the loss of ordinary young people, not a great kings or war heroes.

Juliet is witty, imaginative, innocent, sometimes a bit of a brat, hopeful, sensitive, and loyal. She is a dream of a character to get to play, even in a staged reading, and I think she deserves to be taken seriously. I only hope I can do her justice.

I love this girl very much… dia cuba tolak bawah sluarnye utk posing.. tapi lurah dendam tetap nampak..

Bini org.. tp post untuk gambar begitu sexy.. n mungkin pkai panties yg sexy..

Dia tetap pujaan ku,…

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Aro people? Lgbt!
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A does not stand for ally, except for those who are closeted but still want to participate in events such as Pride
“Oh, well this aspec person was making awful jokes about the Aids epidemic, so lets demonize all aspec people.”
Um, no? That was a shitty person being a shitty person who identified as ace?
“Cishets dont belong in our spaces, though.”
You’re right! Good thing theyre not straight!
“Queer is a slur and you shouldnt use it because its bad uwu.”
Youre right again, in that, yes, in the past, queer has been thrown at us as an insult, but people have taken steps to reclaim the term. It helps to label someone whose identity is complicated or they dont want to pin it down. That being said, if someone asks you not to call them queer, then dont?? Like, dont be a dick, my dude
“Go back to mogai hell and choke on a carrot. ”
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