me, after PK Subban has murdered my whole family, burned my house down, stole all my life savings through a ponzi scheme, and punched me in the face:
PK Subban has never done anything wrong in his life ever.
-Precious cinnamon roll Dominic Moore -Henrik Lundqvist’s hair and wardrobe -Check Please! -Gabriel landeskog’s face -PK Subban hitting on challenging Justin Trudreamy to a singoff -Erik Karlsson’s love of dogs -The entire NWHL but with specific emphasis on the Connecticut Whale’s undefeated season and Nana Fujimoto -Jaromir Jagr’s mullet -All of the hockey puns that came out of the Jamie Benn “bunch mox” debacle -The Eddie Lack taco commercial
the whole team awkwardly stares at abe for like four solid minutes before hanai gets pissed off and yells: GOD DAMN IT ABE JUST PUT YOUR FUCKING ARM AROUND HIM LIKE WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO, so abe does