pjo chat

Spiders
  • Annabeth: Oh shut up. Don't you dare look at me like that.
  • Spider:
  • Annabeth: I beat your MOTHER okay? I beat her. I trapped her in her own web.
  • Spider:
  • Annabeth: AND she was so much bigger than you. And nastier. And big. And meaner. And just really really big.
  • Spider:
  • Annabeth: So don't you go around thinking you can win me over okay?? I am Annabeth Chase, the girl who trapped Arachne and I will-
  • Spider: *takes a tiny step forward*
  • Annabeth: perCYYYYYY!!!!

every time i see the “quit telling everyone im dead” meme all i can think of is that one part in tbl when percy crashes his own funeral

annabeth: percys dead

percy: quit telling everyone im dead!

annabeth: sometimes i can still here his voi- HOLY FUCK YOURE ALIVE YOU ASSHOLE

First Words
  • Percabeth's kid: Sah-
  • Percy: Annabeth! She's going to speak! Come on quickly!!!
  • Annabeth: Wait really?
  • Percabeth's kid: Saah-
  • Percy: What are you going to say? Sally?
  • Annabeth: Percy! Stop interrupting her! And it's Grandma sweetheart
  • Percabeth kid: Sse-
  • Percy: Sweetheart?? Seaweed Brain??Sherlock??
  • Percabeth kid: Spe-
  • Percy: .....Speedos?
  • Percabeth's kid: Spi-
  • Percy: Spying?? Spelling??
  • Percabeth's kid: SPIDERS ARE VICIOUS, CRUEL MONSTERS THAT MUST BE KILLED AT FIRST SIGHT. THEY ARE CUNNING AND DREADFUL AND ARE FOES TO BE FEARED AND ONE MUST ALWAYS, ALWAYS BE ON GUARD AGAINST THEIR ATTACK.
  • Percy:
  • Annabeth: *beaming proudly* *picks her up and pats her head*
  • Percy:
  • Apollo: *Iris messages Percy* It seems Persues Jackson that we would again be needing your assistance
  • Percy: *clears throat* the person you're looking for is either unattended or out of coverage area. Please try your call later. Beep. Beep. Beep.
  • Apollo: You're literally in front of me! and you don't even hear that one on calls anymore!
  • Percy: Beep. Beep. Beep.
  • Apollo: Oh come on!
  • Chiron: The Hunters win! For the fifty-sixth time in a row.
  • Thalia: Perseus Jackson! *storms toward him, flickering blue sparks* What in the name of the gods were you THINKING?
  • Percy: *balls fists* I got the flag, Thalia! *shakes flag in her face* I saw a chance and I took it!
  • Thalia: *yelling* I WAS AT THEIR BASE! But the flag was gone. If you hadn't butted in, we would've won.
  • Percy: You had too many on you!
  • Thalia: Oh, so it's my fault?
  • Percy: I didn't say that.
  • Thalia: Argh! *pushes him, sending a shock through him that blows him ten feet backwards into the river*
  • Thalia: *pales* Sorry! I didn't mean to—
  • Percy: *ears roaring, angrily erupts a wave from river and blasts Thalia in the face, dousing her head to toe*
  • Percy: Yeah. *growls* I didn't mean to, either.
  • Chiron: Enough!
  • Thalia: *holds out spear* You want some, Seaweed Brain?
  • Percy: Bring it on, Pinecone Face!
  • Percy: *raises riptide*
  • Thalia: *yells, a blast of lightning comes down from the sky, hits her spear like a lightning rod, and slams into Percy's chest*
  • Percy: *is thrown back, clothes burning*
  • Chiron: Thalia! That is enough!
  • Percy: *stands up and wills entire creek to rise, swirling in a massive icy funnel cloud*
  • Chiron: Percy!
  • Percy: *prepares to hurl wave at Thalia, but sees the oracle emerging from the woods and the wave crashes back into the creek*
  • Will: I'm sorry Nico. I would love to go out with you this evening but they need me in the sick bay.
  • Nico: Sick bay? Ugh again? Why do they always need you there?
  • Will: Because they are sick? Because I'm a doctor?
  • Nico: UGH why do people have to get sick?
  • Will: Um Nico....they are people. People tend to get sick.
  • Nico: Ugh, they do so with annoying regularity.
  • Will:
  • Nico: It's so selfish of them.
Meanwhile in Camp Jupiter
  • *A VERY battered and bruised Octavian being carried away to the sick bay*
  • Jason: What happened to him?
  • Reyna: He fell out of the window
  • Jason: ..........and how many times did he fall out of the window? *gapes at the horrible state Octavian is in*
  • Reyna: I don't know. I lost count. *idly examines her bruised fist*
  • Percy: *raises hand* I may have helped Reyna help him find the window.