pj quotes

  • Veronica: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
  • Betty: Awwww.
  • Reggie: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
  • Archie: ... thanks?

Dan, yelling across the room: Howell!

Phil: Lester!

Dan: HOWELL.

Phil: LESTER.

Dan: HOWELL!!!

Phil: LESTER!!!!!!

PJ: Wait, why are they both shouting their own last names?

Louise, without looking up from her book: They’re fighting over which one to use when they get married

“I love you. I love the texture of your skin, the taste of your saliva, the softness of your ears, I love every inch and every part of your entire body. From your toes and the beautifully curved arches of your feet, to the exceptional shade and warmth of your dark hair. I need you in my life, I hope you need me too.”
— Nick Cave, from a letter to PJ Harvey

Polly Jean, I love you. I love the texture of your skin, the taste of your saliva, the softness of your ears. I love every inch and every part of your entire body. From your toes and the beautifully curved arches of your feet, to the exceptional shade and warmth of your dark hair. I need you in my life, I hope you need me too.
—  Nick Cave in a letter to PJ Harvey

Dan: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as ‘Eagle One’

Dan: Chris is ‘Been There, Done That’

Dan: Phil, ‘Currently Doing That’

Dan: PJ ‘It Happened Once In A Dream’

Dan: Louise ‘If I Had To Pick A Girl’

Dan: Felix, your codename is ‘Eagle Two’

Felix: Thank god

I was both horrified and aroused. Horroused, you might say.
—  Jughead, after seeing Reggie picking a fight with Archie
Another time, John and I were chatting in my office when he suddenly paused in mid-sentence: “Is that Paul?” I was taken aback, because there was no one else in the office or visible on the sidewalk outside the window. I asked John whom he meant. He had heard Paul McCartney’s voice singing from my radio upstairs. I wasn’t even aware the radio was on. I realized then how finely attuned John was to the music of his former band mate.
—  Gary Tracy 

Pj: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Phil: What if I bite it and it dies?

Dan: That means you’re poisonous.

Phil: What if it bites itself and I die?

Marzia:…That’s voodoo.

Louise: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Felix: That’s correlation, not causation.

Dan: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Chris: That’s kinky. 

Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase;
     Son of Poseidon & Daughter of Athena
          Long live Percabeth  ♥

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”
― Jane Austen

Requested by the glorious anon

Chris: They call me coffee because I grind so fine ;)

Phil: Oh my god

PJ: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am

Phil: PJ, not you too…

Dan: They call me coffee-

Phil: Please no

Dan: Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am

Phil: Oh