sells dirty ice cream in the hot afternoon sun in manila in his jeje gear even tho his boxers are constantly showing while rapping to his fav jeje #hugot rap song
recently broke up with his bh3b!e kh0w so he posts a picture of himself sobbing with the caption "haha sya lang ung babaeng iniyakan ko ng ganto/she was the only girl i cried like this for #MSFS #feelingproud #feelingsad"
uses xD alot and attaches an emoji to every msg he sends to his j3j3 ph4L$z, comments and likes his own facebook post
part of h1fh4f dance team "hinayupakz", calls himself "lil' Zuplad0" and his s/o "bhiEE" and according to his facebook profile, he works at "sa puso mo"
hinayupakz team leader, joins baranggay dance contests, has a different hair color every week tnx to cheap hair dyes bought at the local market
self-proclaimed "s0uLj4hb0iZ" and always shares dramatic hugot posts at facebook every hour, likes to hang in tricycles to get a free ride home fr his usual j3j3 h4n9oüt $p0tz
passed his jejemon phase during elementary and is now a j3j3 survivor, current lead singer and dancer of boygroup hasht5
depends on his service provider for free facebook/twitter 24/7, wears fake and silky jeje varsity jackets (YOU KNOW THE KIND) and fake rayban glasses in 40 degrees celcius because hes "tiis gwapo", chills at the mall for free a/c with his j3j3 ph4Lzxs
frequently does face-off edits of himself beside hot male celebrities using pizzap, legit laughs like "jejejeje"
j3j3-legend, part time hinayupakz member, actually writes in jeje font too, pisses at walls with "bawal umihi dito/no pissing here" signs and crosses roads at streets with "bawal tumawid dito, nakakamatay/no crossing here, it can kill you" bc hes ma$t3R rh3bheLz all while taking a selfie while doing those bc he needs to show his fans hes actually rebel material
...OOOoohzZZz RealieEEe?, still sends GMs (group messages) to his contacts and uses the signature "ik4w lh4n xh4phát nu4h" after every text
never goes outside without his jeje-gear on, messages chicks on facebook if he can date them "hi ganda pwede manligaw? ;)/hi beautiful can i court you?" even tho he has never talked to one of them before
hinayupakz bÜns0h/maknae, practically lives in the hot and sweaty confines of his local internet shop and flips shit when he loses at LoL/DoTA, uses ZH&K mobile (the one that manny pacquiao endorses bc chan is a big fan) to take his bombass selfies bc he looks good wearing his new rainbow cap he bought fr the tiangge and ends up over editing his selfie @ pizzap