pizzapics

A lazy Sunday with Simon D would include
  • waking up late
  • you being the small spoon
  • you taking care of his morning wood
  • cuDDLing
  • forehead kisses
  • brunch with the other boys (and girl)
  • coffee date
  • making out as soon as you get back home
  • netflix and chill more like netflix and omg siMON stop tickling me
  • stupid derpy selfies
  • how i met your mother marathons
  • pizza making
  • almost burning the house bcs you two mofos were making out and you forgot bout the pizza
  • PS tournaments
  • the loser must kiss the winner so whos the real loser here??
  • you taking some artsy pictures of him in the park, on the balcony, oh god SiMON how many more pictures do i have to take???#
  • going out for a bike ride
  • getting ice cream
  • pillowtalk at the end of the day
  • him being the small spoon
seventeen as jejemons
  • seungcheol: sells dirty ice cream in the hot afternoon sun in manila in his jeje gear even tho his boxers are constantly showing while rapping to his fav jeje #hugot rap song
  • jeonghan: recently broke up with his bh3b!e kh0w so he posts a picture of himself sobbing with the caption "haha sya lang ung babaeng iniyakan ko ng ganto/she was the only girl i cried like this for #MSFS #feelingproud #feelingsad"
  • joshua: uses xD alot and attaches an emoji to every msg he sends to his j3j3 ph4L$z, comments and likes his own facebook post
  • jun: part of h1fh4f dance team "hinayupakz", calls himself "lil' Zuplad0" and his s/o "bhiEE" and according to his facebook profile, he works at "sa puso mo"
  • hoshi: hinayupakz team leader, joins baranggay dance contests, has a different hair color every week tnx to cheap hair dyes bought at the local market
  • wonwoo: self-proclaimed "s0uLj4hb0iZ" and always shares dramatic hugot posts at facebook every hour, likes to hang in tricycles to get a free ride home fr his usual j3j3 h4n9oüt $p0tz
  • jihoon: passed his jejemon phase during elementary and is now a j3j3 survivor, current lead singer and dancer of boygroup hasht5
  • seokmin: depends on his service provider for free facebook/twitter 24/7, wears fake and silky jeje varsity jackets (YOU KNOW THE KIND) and fake rayban glasses in 40 degrees celcius because hes "tiis gwapo", chills at the mall for free a/c with his j3j3 ph4Lzxs
  • mingyu: frequently does face-off edits of himself beside hot male celebrities using pizzap, legit laughs like "jejejeje"
  • minghao: j3j3-legend, part time hinayupakz member, actually writes in jeje font too, pisses at walls with "bawal umihi dito/no pissing here" signs and crosses roads at streets with "bawal tumawid dito, nakakamatay/no crossing here, it can kill you" bc hes ma$t3R rh3bheLz all while taking a selfie while doing those bc he needs to show his fans hes actually rebel material
  • seungkwan: ...OOOoohzZZz RealieEEe?, still sends GMs (group messages) to his contacts and uses the signature "ik4w lh4n xh4phát nu4h" after every text
  • vernon: never goes outside without his jeje-gear on, messages chicks on facebook if he can date them "hi ganda pwede manligaw? ;)/hi beautiful can i court you?" even tho he has never talked to one of them before
  • dino: hinayupakz bÜns0h/maknae, practically lives in the hot and sweaty confines of his local internet shop and flips shit when he loses at LoL/DoTA, uses ZH&K mobile (the one that manny pacquiao endorses bc chan is a big fan) to take his bombass selfies bc he looks good wearing his new rainbow cap he bought fr the tiangge and ends up over editing his selfie @ pizzap