pizza with a twist

Things that only SPN fandom can understand:
  • “Oh my Chuck!”
  • “Carry on my wayward soOOOOOon” means “somebody’s gonna die”
  • “Adam? Who the fuck is Ad- Ooooh, right!”
  • “It’s just a car!”: fandom screaming
  • “Why does everyone have to die!?”
  • Lucifer and Death are good guys
  • Metatron is not.
  • Don’t get stuck on tuesday
  • “How can Sam get wifi everywhere?”
  • “It’s funnier in enochian”
  • Dean is the pizzaman
  • There are a lot of ways to say “I love you”
  • Twist and Shout
  • “How can this cast be so fucking attractive!?”
  • God is bisexual
  • Thinking “I kinda miss the apocalypse”
  • “I can dig Elvis”: fandom heartbreak
  • “Bitch”, “Jerk”, “Idiot”, “Assbutt”.
  • Your social life ended with “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and he hasn’t been home in a few days”
  • “I usually suffer from insomnia” actually means “I usually spend the night reading Destiel fanfictions”
  • “Why do I still watch this show?”
Actual 1960s accurate Johnny Cade headcanons (woah amirite)

- Johnny’s favorite TV show was Bewitched and he watched it every week
- He loved going to the Nightly Double with the gang and then going out for pizza and ice cream after
- His favorite song was The Twist by Chubby Checker
- He was a really great dancer and would go to dances a lot despite being very shy
- He was a devout Christian
- His favorite soda was Coke
- He once had a crush on a Soc girl
- He loved Elvis Presley and once went as him for Halloween
- During the summer he would spend all day with Ponyboy and Dallas
- He always attended drag races (and when he raced, he won)

Extraneous Detail

Title: Extraneous Detail

Summary: The night before you’re supposed to meet up with the boys to help with a case,  Castiel, fallen angel and Lucifer’s right hand, drops in on you unannounced.

My very long and a little late entry for @ilostmyshoe-79​‘s SPN Sutra Challenge for Position: Him standing, her lying back on the edge of a table of the edge of the bed, legs wrapped around his waist.

Pairing: AU, Fallen!Cas x Reader, Castiel x Reader

Word count: 8900ish (Ha. Ha ha. What even is this)

Warnings/tropes: Smut, table sex, literary banter, shameless flirting

A/N: I was sick this past week and shit’s been going down here (as it usually is my end) and I’ve been running on very little sleep, which is why this is late. But I’ve really gotta hand it to @mamaimpala​ for being my beta through the very cringe-worthy first draft of this fic and for putting up with me while I was high out of my mind on meds but still insisted I had to write this. I owe her my soul. Anyways, I hope y’all like this and do let me know what you think :)

Originally posted by idjitlovespie

“Yeah,” you said, holding Sam and Dean on loudspeaker in the palm of your hand. “I’m just gonna stop at the next town for dinner and-motherfucker!” The car swerved, tires screeching on the asphalt and Sam and Dean’s frantic shouts coming from somewhere by your feet. The car came to a wince-worthy halt and you gripped the steering wheel with heavy breaths and a hummingbird heart.

Swallowing, you whipped your head towards the passenger seat.

“What the fuck is wrong with you!”

You were greeted with a twist of lips and dark brows arched in amusement. Castiel sauntered-vaguely-downward angel and part-time demon leaned back in the previously empty seat.

“Hello, Y/N,” he greeted in his usual gravelly timbre, drawing out the syllables of your name. “Hope you don’t mind if I, uh, drop in unannounced?”

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Pepperoni Pizza Twists

Prep time
10 mins
Cook time
8 mins
Total time
18 mins

Perfect for game day celebrations or a fun, kid-friendly dinner, these Pepperoni Pizza Twists are guaranteed to become a new family favorite! Easy, cheesy, awesomeness!
 
Serves: 12

Ingredients

  • 1 lb pizza dough, room temperature
  • 2 tsp garlic powder
  • 2 tsp dried parsley
  • ½ tsp red pepper flakes
  • 6 tbsp of grated Parmesan cheese (use more if you’d like!)
  • 3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
  • 4 oz pepperoni
  • 4 oz shredded mozzarella cheese

Instructions

  • Preheat the oven to 425F.
  • Roll the dough out into a rectangle on a lightly floured large cutting board.
  • Combine the garlic powder, parsley, Parmesan cheese, and red pepper flakes in a small bowl. Sprinkle about half of the seasoning blend onto the dough.
  • Sprinkle the mozzarella cheese on one half of the dough and top it with the pepperoni. If you are using mini pepperoni, you can leave it whole. If you’re using full-size pepperoni, you’ll want to cut them into quarters.
  • Fold the side of the dough without the pepperoni on it over to the other side, covering the filing.
  • Use a sharp knife or a pizza cutter to cut the dough into thin strips. You’ll get about 12 strips out of one pound of dough. Twist the strips a few times and press down on the ends to keep them closed.
  • Brush the tops of the twists with olive oil and sprinkle with seasoning blend.
  • Place the twists on a parchment-lined baking sheet, seasoned side down.
  • Brush the other side of the twists with olive oil and sprinkle with seasoning blend again.
  • Bake for 8 to10 minutes or until twists are golden brown.
  • Serve with marinara or ranch dressing.

Spinach + Baby Mozzerella Pizza

Just a slight little twist to the Parma Ham and Mahgertia pizza from awhile ago. It’s easy to make and requires little ingredients.

INGREDIENTS:

½ bunch spinach

6-8 baby mozzarella balls

salt & pepper

1/3 cup tomato sauce

olive oil

½ cup water

1 cup flour

½ tsp instant yeast

1 tsp salt

DIRECTIONS:

1. In a large mixing bowl, mix together the yeast and water until foam appears. (About 5-10 minutes)

2. Combine in flour, salt and mix well until a dough forms. If the dough is very sticky, sticking to the side of the bowl, add in another 1-2 tbsp of flour. Try to form a smooth yet not sticky dough. <\p>

3. Once the dough forms, knead it for a few minutes on a floured surface. Then roll out with a roller (if you don’t have one, glass bottles also work). For a thin crust pizza like this one, you can roll it out till it’s about 1-2 cm thick.<\p>

4. To assemble, spread the tomato sauce throughout the dough, then place the spinach and baby mozzarella cheese on top.

5. Bake for about 15 minutes at 300'F.

Plot twist

pent was the pepperoni pizza all along

EDIT: why is this getting likes im so confused this is what really comes to my head when i think khonjin house theories I think of the shit like this and it gets noticed by people EDIT 2: why is this my most popular post help
A Dog is a Dog - Part 2

Summary: The Boys’ hunt gets scuppered by the fact another Hunter beat them to it, but she doesn’t hunt alone
Pairing
: eventual SamxReader
Words
: 1652
Warnings
: Language??
AN: This is for @idreamofhazel‘s Traits of Sam Challenge!!! I decided to do his love of Dogs… but then decided I was gunna put a little spin on that idea…
This is part 2! There will most definitely be a part 3 and potentially a part 4… I have no restraint  XD
Constructive Criticism Welcome!!!

Part One

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“You… you named a Hellhound – one of the most ferocious beasts of Hell – Berry?”

The disdain in Dean’s voice palpable, causing Y/N to scowl at him as Sam slowly pulled the glasses from his face and handed them to his brother.

“His name’s not Berry… it’s Cerberus. Berry is just… a nickname” she retorted as she started waving her hand up and down in the air. The steady thump, thump on the Motel room floor suggested that ‘Cerberus’ was now steadily hopping up and down on his front paws as he followed her movements, the booming bark that reverberated through the room certainly sounded light-hearted.

If Sam hadn’t still been stood in stunned silence, he would have laughed at how Dean recoiled at the sight of the hound. He almost fell backwards onto the mattress, his green eyes wide as he traced the beast’s movements. Y/N continued to play with him with a small smile on her face.

She ignored them for a moment longer before shutting the door and trailing wearily back to the bed.

“You never told me who you were” she said, gingerly getting back onto the soft duvet and scooting over to the side.

“Yeah, well” Dean started, cringing as the bed dipped beside her, clearly watching Cerberus as he curled up beside his owner, “we had other, more pressing matters on our mind…”

“I’m Sam,” Sam cut in, taking the glasses from his brother and passing them back to Y/N who took them with a small smile, “and this is my brother Dean.”

“Sam and Dean, huh? Wouldn’t happen to be the Winchesters?”

“Yeah, we’re the Winchesters” Dean replied curtly, eyes narrowed on the spot where the hound was probably now lying. “Sorry, lady, but I am not ok not being able to see that thing.”

“Tough luck” she snapped, her hand seemingly curling into thin air as she presumably buried it in her pet’s fur, “I don’t carry spare glasses.” The air between Dean and Y/N was growing steadily colder with hostility, and the two continued to stare daggers at one another. Clearly, Y/N didn’t like people referring to Cerberus as ‘that thing’.

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Out of all the bullshit that happened in DR3, can we just talk about how THE WORLD FUCKING ENDED AND THESE PEOPLE ARE MURDERING OTHERS AND ALL THE POWER IS OUT BUT DESPAIR STILL HAS THE TIME TO FUCKING POWER THEIR CELL PHONES??? LIKE WHY????

Despair: *fUCKING MURDERS 20 PEOPLE*

Despair: *pulls out hotline bling*

Pizza: This is Muder Pizza where we put the mushroom in mushroom cloud. How can we serve you today?

Despair: Yeah uh…can I have your new special. I heard it was to die for.

Pizza: Alright. That’ll be an arm and a leg.

Despair: A'ight. Ill be between 123 Dead Feels Lane and Fuck Everything for a Plot Twist Avenue.

GOT7 reaction to you sexting them but then finding you lazing about

chocolate-fortune-cookie said to reactionsthatigot-7:

Reaction of the boys to their girl sexting them only to when they get home really excited, she’s just eating pizza on the couch xD

Ahahah anise twist to the request ^_^
i hope you like it :)
Can anyone spot something special in a gif…
~ahgase Omma

~~~~~JB~~~~~

Receiving the text
Smug little…. he’s all hyped up to get home

Getting home
The world biggest sigh, he instantly starts to plan revenge.


~~~~~Mark~~~~~

Receiving the text
All smiles! he can help it.

Getting home
Sulking, he doesn’t make eye contact, he’s not quite mad, but need a little quite time


~~~~~Jackson~~~~~

Receiving the text
Over energised by the text, he screams the place down

Getting home
‘ok fine be like that…’ he starts a game of ‘who can last the longest’ 


~~~~~Jinyoung~~~~~

Receiving the text
Actor Park mode on, he tries not to give too much away. but he still can’t fight that smile

Getting home
Disappointed in himself for expecting too much,


~~~~~Youngjae~~~~~

Receiving the text
out of his mind happy, but tries to pull it off as general hyperness

Getting home
‘…. i guess ill just join you on the couch… can i have a slice of pizzaa’


~~~~~BamBam~~~~~

Receiving the text
We all know that sexualised smug bambam

Getting home
Slightly peeved, how could you take away his happiness 


~~~~~Yugyeom~~~~~

Receiving the text
Literally running back home

Getting home
Comes in screaming and then tries to quickly justify why without making it seem likes he’s horny. “i didnt rush just for that, i swear!!!”


Gifs are not my own

More Like Home

This is inspired by photos of Michael’s bedroom! Contains best friend!Mikey, fluff, maybe a dash of angst. 

You can find my masterlist here

You knew he was behind that door even before you opened it. His presence made the air fill with static, causing your heart to plummet into a rage of frantic beating. You had to tell yourself it was the excitement from him being back in town and that only. No feelings beyond anything platonic could exist here, no way.

“You leave with blue hair and come back a brunette,” Michael freezes with a Dorito shoved halfway in his mouth, staring at you for one precarious second before resuming to stuffing his face. “I like it.” you continue, placing your keys and bag down on the countertop.

“I’ve decided to quit dyeing it.” he admits. You hum in acknowledgement, noticing how every window in your apartment seems to be wide open, including the patio doors. 

His eyes are on you, something unrecognizable flittering in them, before he lifts the Dorito bag up to dump the crumbs in his mouth. “You don’t sound surprised.” he says, voice muffled.

“I know you.” you simply state, because it’s true, you know him better then most people ever will. “Why didn’t you order a pizza or something?“ 

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