pizza wheels

miserysucculent  asked:

if we went on a date we would start by trying to skip rocks in a pond, i'll probably fall in and u'll laugh at me. i pretend to drown so u jump in to save me the police arrive bc its a no swimming pond and we flip off the police and after an hour they get tired and leave bc they dont want to jump in after us. we order pizza once we climb out and the pizza guy third wheels out date. we walk home soggy and holding hands.

that wasnt on anon fuck but also what the FUCK @ myself what did i just type

oh my goD isaac