pizza week

REN: …and when Dameron picks up, you say, “Patch me through to Officer Anblomi, first name Neel.” Got it?

HUX [determinedly]: Understood.

REN: Good. I’m putting the comm through now.

POE [picking up]: Dameron here.

HUX: This is General Hux of the First Order. Patch me through to -

REN [hissing]: NO! You’re not supposed to tell him who you are!

HUX: Don’t be ridiculous, Ren. How else will Officer Anblomi identify the person to whom he is speaking?

REN: …Hux, there is no Officer Anblomi. It’s a joke name. He doesn’t exist.

HUX [bewildered]: Why are we calling someone who doesn’t exist?

POE [over the comm]: Does he seriously not know how to make a crank call, Solo?

REN: He just - Look, he wasn’t allowed to have fun as a kid, OK? Leave him alone.

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Dadvid Appreciation Week 03: Don’t Forget MomGwen!

Had a few different ideas for this day, mainly ones that involved funny family shirts and matching mom-and-son mugs for really bad mornings. David tends to let them have their coffee first before he showers them both with love and affection when those mornings happen.

(Also any Gwen/Camper Shippers can fuck off too)

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Sorry for so many photos but look at the beans! My friend found a stray pregnant cat at Pizza Hut 3 weeks ago and now here we are. The calico mom is Pizza, the tortishell/grey one is Olive, the white one with dark grey spots is Pepperoni, the white and darker orange is Mozzarella, and the white with tan blotches is Parmesan. I’m so proud.

anonymous asked:

I had a really emotionally exhausting week, can I have a fluffy Batfam headcannon?

Of course! And if you need to chat about anything, feel free to message me (I don’t judge, I promise)

-Whenever there’s a really long stakeout or patrol, everyone gets really tired right? So it’s commonplace to find all the kids piled up on a couch, completely passed out. Dick calls it a “cuddle nest” but nobody aside from Steph will call it that. Alfred definitely has a photo of it

-Jason and Duke have learned that they both really enjoy cooking, so they’ve negotiated with Alfred to take over the kitchen for one day ever week or two and they’ll make pies, cakes, various savoury dishes, whatever. And then some of the other kids (Dick, Steph, Tim and Cass usually) will come in and pretend to be fancy food critics even though they have all eaten two week old pizza they found at the back of the fridge

-Bruce has a keepsake chest for all of his kids with all major (and minor) accomplishments in them; there are drawings, sculptures made in elementary school, writings (Jason totally went through an angsty poetry phase in middle school), the first tooth that his kid knocked out of a villain’s mouth. You know, the important stuff.

-Sometimes they all go down to the arcade (Kate occasionally joins them) and challenge each other at DDR or karaoke (Kate is really good at the oldies on the machine, and always tries to get Bruce to sing with her because she remembers them singing to the songs when they were kids. She does not appreciate them being called the oldies because “like hell I’m old. I’m just gracefully aged, like a fine wine.”)

-Damian and Cass have weekly colouring sessions where they grab all the colouring books they can find and spend the whole day colouring and snacking (providing they don’t accidentally get marker anywhere or spill crumbs as per Alfred’s request)

-Every year on Father’s Day, everyone gives Bruce a gift (typically not a great one, seeing as he has eight bajillion ties from many years all with hideous patterns). But they also get Alfred something really heartfelt and thought out that he’s obviously going to love (he always gets a bit flustered when they give him his gift, even when they say that he’s the best grandad they’ve ever had)

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Zuhair Murad Haute Couture Fall 2013

On my way to steal your man, your woman, your dog and your pizza 

Inside, the band awaits. Styles opens his notebook and heads for the piano. He wants to finish a song he’d started earlier that day. It’s obvious that the band has a well-worn frat-house dynamic, sort of like the Beatles in Help!, as directed by Judd Apatow. Styles is, to all, “H.” Pomegranate-scented candles flicker around the room. Bhasker enters, with guru-length hair, multicolored shirt, red socks and sandals. He was initially busy raising a new baby with his partner, the singer and songwriter Lykke Li, so he guided Styles to two of his producer-player protégés, Alex Salibian and Tyler Johnson, as well as engineer and bassist Ryan Nasci. The band began to form. The final piece of the puzzle was Mitch Rowland, Styles’ guitarist, who had worked in a pizza joint until two weeks into the sessions.
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Sunday June 11th, Day 1: First meetings; we know from Three Gems and a Baby that the cool kids met back when they were young, but how do you imagine their first encounters with each other?

when you accidentally spill something on your future bf (boyfriend AND best friend) in front of your future gf (girlfriend.. and Great Friend)

the color for jenny is the color of buck lightened to make it like sour creams color + bucks color makes her color! … ok idk

Red X/Jason Todd X Reader- I’m Supposed To Be Fighting You

Oh my gosh I loved writing this so much!  Since that I have probably ended Welcome To The Family, I think that I could make this into a new series.  MAYBE.  I’d like to thank whoever did this because Red X is my favorite character from the original Teen Titans show and I love him so much.

Warning: Swearing, fighting, flirting, etc

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freefall-pony  asked:

How does one cheat day correctly?

I’m just going to tell you how my teacher taught me to do it effectively for benefiting the body and enjoying the day instead of feeling sick the next day

Cheat Day Protocol

  • 6 consecutive Days a week so 6 days in a row Eat Healthy and Clean foods (stay strict with your nutrition and remember you may want junk food throughout the week but on this 1 day a week you get to eat AS MUCH Greasy, Sugary, Savory etc Food you want. Also remember food tastes way better when you earn it. And if you eat junk throughout the week it loses its specialness so if you only pizza once a week It tastes better and you can eat as much as you want.
  • On the day of your cheat day make sure to eat a really healthy breakfast like oatmeal, fruit and veggies. If you start your cheat eating junk right away you’re just gonna make yourself sick and you want be able to enjoy the day so Always eat that healthy meal for starters.
  • At the end of the cheat day be sure to eat or drink a big serving of green vegetables, flax seed, and chia seeds. This helps you prevent yourself from being constipated if you overate a lot of crap and also lets you feel healthy and satisfied at the end of the day instead of just sick out of your mind. 

And thats how you have a good cheat day. For me personally its just a mental day off and where I get to be like the average person because I dont focus on my diet, counting calories, my workout etc its just a nice mental day off to relax. 

Originally posted by sweetgalaxyhoney

ive been binge watching a lot of @crankgameplays lately s o,,

the only logical thing to do is spend 5 hours on a piece of art that you dont really like riGHT HAHAhaha,,

Pizza
  • Fren: I don't like pizza crusts
  • Me: you are of the weak and feeble kind you will never make it through evolution