pizza prayers

the pizza prayer

Our pizza being delivered,

delicious be your name.

When this pizza comes,

you will be gone,

at home as it is at papa johns.

Give us this day our daily slice,

and forgive us our hunger,

as we forgive the pizza boy for being 20 minutes late.

And lead us not into snacking,

but deliver us from hunger.

For thine is the cheeziest, the sauciest, and the glory, forever

amen.