pizza mushroom

Mum: what toppings do you like on pizza?

Me: Oh…pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, sausage, beef, sometimes garlic…

Stepfather: That’s the toppings on the “cowboy” pizza from the take-and-bake place!

Me: That…was a list of options, not a recipe.

I’m beginning to think the true pizza controversy isn’t pineapple lovers vs pineapple haters, but “one or two topping” versus “casserole with a pizza crust”. 

But you know, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

-When you open the fridge and the little light goes on, illuminating your pizza.