pizza mushroom

Mum: what toppings do you like on pizza?

Me: Oh…pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, sausage, beef, sometimes garlic…

Stepfather: That’s the toppings on the “cowboy” pizza from the take-and-bake place!

Me: That…was a list of options, not a recipe.

I’m beginning to think the true pizza controversy isn’t pineapple lovers vs pineapple haters, but “one or two topping” versus “casserole with a pizza crust”. 

But you know, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light
— 

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

-When you open the fridge and the little light goes on, illuminating your pizza.