pizza kitties

Lucifer Sentence Starters S2.1

Where’d you learn to pick a lock like that?

Do you guys do this a lot? Like celestial planning sessions?

My word is my bond.

Can I keep him?

If you want to know if you’re a worthy romantic partner, ask yourself.

The self worth comes from within, bitches.

You’re like porn, stuffed crust pizza and a Hello Kitty blanket all rolled into one.

Actually, I think you’re more human than a lot of people I know. 

You need to see that you’re not meant to be together. You belong with your family.

Besides this is my fault. I should have remembered how selfish and thoughtless you can be.

What’s he objecting to? Air quotes?

Whoever put together this brochure should get special treatment in Hell.

He’s got a stick so far up his arse you can see it when he yawns.

Someone really popped his cork.

That was somewhere I was sent as punishment, like the DMV, but with less screaming. 

I’ve broken my therapist. Now she’s somewhere to the left of totally useless and to the right of babbling lunatic.

Order off menu for once. Maze and I certainly won’t judge.

I’ve dealt with filthy, screaming humans before. At least these are smaller.

There’s no way you can help me right now. You’re just…you’re too you.

You look like a homeless magician.

I so regret asking you guys this, although you’re oddly adorable.

It’s a chance to escape your reality for a moment. Some people need that.

You and Maze are like snow pants and elephants.You don’t mix.

I wish I got that on video. Oh! I can get that on video. Douche-cam!

Who doesn’t love a sex party? Then again if you’re me every party is a sex party of sorts.

Want a box of excrement in your house? Cat.

A few of the male species have been eyeing me hungrily. Do humans eat their own?

He means well, but in the end the only person he ever truly lies to is himself.

I love drugs. Love them! Yummy, yummy, yummy!