pizza is like the best though

{Special College!AU} Mark Lee
  • major: children’s education 
  • minor: creative writing 
  • sports: was invited to the schools hockey team because he’s good on skates, but turns out mark lee isn’t all that good at contact sports (that and taeyong got so worried about him mark just decided to join badminton club instead)
  • clubs: book review with doyoung - but more than anything he just likes to hear doyoung talk lol, secretly part of a magic the gathering thing but only sometimes,,,,like ,,,,, once a week shh
  • when mark was applying to colleges, a lot of people were telling him to pursue majors he didn’t really like
  • “be pre-med!” “do law!” “business is the only place were there’s real money!”
  • but mark knew what he wanted to do with his life,,,,,he wanted to be a teacher
  • and even though people would always assume his shy, easily embarrassed attitude around others would be hard to overcome if he was like a highschool teacher or something
  • mark knew that he could do it - plus he’d always kind of wanted to be a kindergarten teacher,,,,,kids were always just so much more creative and interesting
  • and one of the things people had told mark since he was pretty young was that he was a natural born role model 
  • from breaking up arguments between kids on his home block, to encouraging his friends to do their best, just being laidback and so easy to talk to - yet still working his hardest
  • so why not put that to use,,,,,,sure it might have been corny to say outloud but mark wants to inspire kids and be someone they can really learn from,,,,
  • even though he’d never admit it aloud because for some reason he’d know someone (johnny) would fake cry and clap about his emotional speech
  • which sOMEone (johnny) does a lot,,,, like mark will go “if anything, we can all agree on pizza for lunch” and johnny will wipe a fake tear and be like “the hero we always needed,,,,”
  • mark sometimes wonders why he’s friends with such dramatic people,,,,,,,,actually a lot of people wonder that
  • because mark is popular, people just see him as this approachable, adorable guy and he totally is
  • which is why taeyong is always sweating over the fact that mark is TOO nice,,,,,he doesn’t want mark to get in any trouble
  • ten is always like taeyong please, mark is a grown man he knows-
  • taeyong: mark - don’t talk to strangers on the internet, mark have you ever heard of catfishing, mark did you know your computer could be HACKED
  • taeil: someone please distract him ,,,, like sicheng spill some coffee or sneeze on him so he’ll stop
  • but mark has known his closest friends for the longest, and he’s got this sense of loyalty that’s seriously unbreakable
  • it’s one of the many things that is so great about him,,,,honestly how can someone be so genuine and nice,,,,,,,
  • mark’s roommate jaehyun sometimes finds mark sitting up at like 2 am - desk lamp on - scribbling notes down
  • and he assumes he’s studying or something,,,but mark also has another goal - he wants to write a kids book
  • although his drawing is sub par,,,,,ideas for the book have always been floating around in his head
  • and even if it’s 2, 3, 4 am he has to get up and write a good one down
  • he never shows them to anyone though,,,,because it’s sort of a secret the only person who knows is another bestfriend of his, haechan, whose still in high school
  • mark would totally pen pal haechan if he went away to college - don’t argue with me on this
  • as a children’s education major,,,,there’s a program that allows mark to TA in an actual school for a bit - only half a semester but it’s something he’s really looked forward too
  • there’s two TA’s per class and mark gets assigned to a first grade homeroom
  • which is where you actually first meet,,,,,
  • you get there super early, afraid you’ll be even a second late and make a bad impression - the anxiety of working under a teacher you don’t know makes you a little sweaty
  • and as you slide down the wall outside classroom 127, catching your breathe because you bet you ran here
  • you look at your phone and sigh,,,,,,,7:05,,,,,you’ve got another 25 minutes
  • it takes you a while to realize,,,,but there’s someone else in the hall with you. 
  • across from your room,,,,sits a boy - he looks vaguely familiar but he seems just as nervous as you are
  • glancing at his watch and tapping his foot, eyes wide with wonder when you finally meet each others glances
  • embarrassingly, he scrambles up to his feet and so do you 
  • “h-hi,,, im mark. im with 127,,,,”
  • he awkwardly stretches his hand out to shake yours and you notice that he avoids direct eye contact again,,,,,,,,it’s kinda cute
  • you introduce yourself back, telling him you’re with 127 too
  • there’s a short pause and then he blurts out “do you think the kids will like us?”
  • out of all the things to be worried about,,,,it’s somehow fitting of mark’s biggest fear to be of his impression left on the kids
  • something about his question makes you feel ,,,,, like there’s something different about mark
  • something almost pure,,,,,,
  • you smile “i hope they do.”
  • at 7:30, you and mark hear the padding of little feet. the excited voices and sounds that could only mean one thing - class 127 is on its way
  • the teacher, a kind looking older women, brightens up when she sees you two
  • quickly, you and mark politely bow and introduce yourselves. she seems so happy to have you two and you mentally high-five yourself in relief
  • you catch mark’s eye and he pretends to wipe a sweat from his forehead which makes you giggle
  • as the kids pile into the room, taking their seats the teacher has you and mark write your names on the board
  • beside yours, you put a smiling face and notice mark pick his chalk back up to add a flower beside his
  • mark goes first, introducing himself by his full name
  • one of the kids shouts “mr. lee!!!” and mark almost turns bright red,,,,,,,,making it hard for you to keep a straight face
  • the introductions go smoothly and the teacher sits you at one table full of kids and mark at another 
  • the day goes by exceptionally well, all the kids seem fond of you - clinging to your hand and feeling comfortable enough to share favorite toys or books with you
  • during recess, one of them was feeling tired and had plopped themselves in your lap - which you were fine with,,,until they almost fell asleep
  • tbh there was only one kid who was a bit rowdy, sometimes too loud and too physical with other kids 
  • but you could see mark had no trouble handling him
  • actually,,,,you were kind of shocked to see how diligently mark had committed himself to helping this kid - even on the first day
  • and when school was over, mark even took the time to wait by the kid till his parents arrived
  • it had only been the first day and you were already growing attached,,,,,,,,,you knew time would fly with the kids
  • but for some reason, as you walked to the bust stop to catch it back to campus,,,,,,you could only think about one of two things; all the cute kids or,,,,,,,
  • mark
  • the first couple of weeks are a piece of cake really, the teacher was so knowledgeable and sweet plus the kids had accepted you that you couldn’t believe this was a college program
  • like you were getting credits for this,,,,, you had even told mark at some point  “this makes me want to be a teacher even more!” 
  • he’d smiled, agreeing and added that if anything - this class was probably the best class you two would ever have
  • at the end of one day, you and mark had stayed back to clean up and when he’d asked if you were taking the bus back you could feel a small flutter in your heart
  • “yeah i am, i wanted to go get some dinner to take home and then go back to the dorms to study.”
  • mark seemed hesitant for a moment, but then you decided it couldn’t hurt to make a first move - “do you want to eat with me and then we’ll catch the bus together?”
  • mark’s shoulders seemed to relax, he agreed and you guys finished tidying up the room before locking up for the teacher
  • “im on a budget for dinner though, i hope you’re not like super against fast food,,,,”
  • you mumbled, walking the streets with mark by your side, backpack slung over one shoulder
  • “that’s ok, i usually don’t eat dinner anyway. i live off ice-cream and bread my friend taeyong hates it,,,” 
  • mark chuckles and you shake your head “you gotta eat, keeping up with kids is hard”
  • mark smiles, following you into the mcdonalds that you find cramped between two cafes
  • you order a burger meal and mark just gets some fries, you frown and he just shrugs “im serious, i don’t really eat dinner”
  • you settle into an empty booth and start eating, for while it’s silent till mark asks you cautiously if you can tell him something
  • you look at him, the fluorescent bright lighting in this place makes it hard not to focus on how cute he is - you can see his smooth his skin is, and how bright and big his eyes are
  • you swallow and snap out of it, “sure, what is it?”
  • mark mentions the rowdy child from your class,,,,,he plays nervously with the edge of his ear and goes “do you think he’s ok,,,,,,,sometimes i notice that he’s pretty thin. im worried about how much attention he’s getting at home.”
  • you maul it over for a bit, leaning back in your seat. it is true,,,he is one of the smaller boys in the class,,,,and sometimes when kids are loud it is a cry for attention,,,,,
  • “maybe,,,,,but we can’t jump to conclusions. i feel like if something was going on the teacher would have already known,,,,”
  • mark’s eyes that had clouded over a bit with seriousness brighten when you say that
  • “i never thought of that, but you’re probably right,,,,,,”
  • you lean over, stealing a french fry from his tray and mark crinkles his nose “hey!”
  • you laugh and tell him that when he gets back to his dorm he better have some actual dinner
  • you and mark part ways on campus,,,you guys still have regular classes on the days when you’re not at the school so you know you won’t see him till you’re back with the first graders
  • for some weird reason,,,,,even though you just saw him,,,,,you kinda already wanna see him again
  • when you finally do - you learn that the class is going to be having a fun outing day to the park on friday
  • you and mark grin at each other, just as happy as the kids are to be getting out of a classroom
  • that following friday,,,,,,,you come in to see a couple of parents in the room with some kids. one of them is the father of the boy mark was worried about
  • mark appears at your side and you can see he’s watching him too,,,,,
  • in reality if something is up, what can you and him - two college students - really do
  • but at the same time,,,you get the feeling that mark won’t let it go,,,,,,
  • you want to say something, but you feel a small hand tug on yours and ask if you’ll take them to the bathroom
  • you look at mark one more time, but with that you have to do your job
  • the park is fun - the kids are all energetic and you’re pretty sure you and mark have played hide and seek 435342 times
  • when finally the boy mark was worried about joins in, running right into mark’s hands 
  • his father is talking to the teacher,,,,,a look of sadness is apparent in his face 
  • and you look over at mark who frowns
  • at some point throughout the day, when the kids have settled down for lunch 
  • mark is seated beside the father and the kid,,,,,,,they’re talking so far away from the group that you can’t hear a thing
  • but when lunch is over, mark rejoins the group while the father lifts up his son and they walk out of the park
  • the teacher tells you two they had an emergency, but your eyes flick over to mark who looks more distraught than ever
  • after a while, the day comes to an end,,,,,you and mark gather all the kids together but the teacher lets you two off early - the parents and her can handle them from here
  • but you and mark don’t leave the park, instead he calls you over and you sit beside him on one of the swings
  • the autumn afternoon is chilly, but mark seems so lost in his thoughts that you hope whatever the father of that kid said,,,,,isn’t too bad
  • “he’s sick.”
  • mark starts off, the dread in his voice makes you feel just as bad 
  • “is it really serious?” you ask, already knowing the answer
  • mark bites his lip, but nods 
  • you drop your head and whisper that that’s horrible,,,,,
  • sitting beside each other,,,,you and mark silently think the same thing - no one so young should suffer
  • but finally, mark gets up as you hear the creak of the swing
  • he doesn’t say where he wants to go, but just asks “will you come with me?”
  • it’s already getting dark when you and mark get out of the subway, you’re in the busier part of the city - the streets crowded with people in stores, restaurants, cafes, and arcades 
  • mark weaves through the crowd easily, but you lose sight of him a couple of times
  • you don’t want to be separated so at some point you reach out and grab his hand 
  • mark looks back,,,,,and you’re scared he’ll let go but instead he only squeezes it tight and keeps going
  • you end up out back of a bustling arcade, there are old claw machines and mark points to one of the toys inside 
  • “he really likes that cartoon, i want to get him something before the program is over,,,”
  • mark looks over at you and scratches his neck,,,,, “do you think that’s a bad idea-”
  • you dig a couple of coins out of your pocket and dump them in the slot with a smile “no. i think it’s great.”
  • neither you or mark has all that great luck,,,,,tbh you both SUCK at this game 
  • but neither of you wants to give up,,,,,you can’t,,,,,,,
  • and finally,,,,,,,you get it - “mark, mark the claw got it mark!!!”
  • he rushes over, putting his hands over yours on the joystick of the game 
  • muttering under his breath,,,you two carefully move the claw together till it’s right over the opening and with a press of a button
  • the toy drops and you and mark break out into celebration
  • you high-five and then before you know it,,,,you wrap your arms around each other 
  • and it’s so nice,,,,,mark is the type that pulls you in close and it’s so,,,,,warm
  • but also short lived because you both push away in embarrassment,,,,
  • you grab the toy to break the awkwardness and turn to mark “mission complete! 
  • mark gets both your bags off the floor, slinging them over his shoulder as you two walk back toward the train
  • when you’re back on campus, mark asks if you’ll keep the toy safe for him till you guys see each other again
  • you agree and think that this should be the right time to say goodnight,,,but for some reason neither of you do
  • “c-can i,,,,,,,,,,do something?”
  • mark stutters,,,,clearing his throat and you look up at him “sure?”
  • he shifts a bit and adds that he needs you to close your eyes for this
  • clutching the toy to your chest you do so,,,,waiting
  • until you feel it, mark’s lips pressed against the side of your cheek
  • he pulls back and when your eyes flutter open you can see the blush on his cheeks
  • “was that for helping you win the toy?”
  • you ask sheepishly and mark nods,,,,but then stops
  • “it’s also because i ,,,,,,,,like you so,,,,”
  • you can’t help the smile that grows on your face when he says that,,,but you hide it behind the toy 
  • “i like you too mark lee,,,,,,,,”
  • like a puppy, his eyes widen and he stares at you for a second before a goofy grin spreads on his face too
  • “o-ok awesome,,,well uh,,,,but um,,, good night for now,,,”
  • you nod “good night mark lee,,,,,,,,”
  • you want to turn around but then you hear mark’s voice
  • “i,,,,want to ask you out on a date,,,but i need to think of a good one-”
  • “this was a good one. i liked this one.”
  • you say, referring to the time spent today. mark grin’s even larger
  • “ok,,,,,well then ill plan another one soon.”
  • you agree and turn to walk toward the dorm,,,,,when you’re at the door you turn to see mark is still there. he waves and you feel your heart flutter again
  • the last week of your program comes fast,,,it’s emotional because you’ve grown to love all the kids and you know mark has too
  • even the teacher gets worked up,,,saying you two are one of her best TA duos,,,,,,, “it’s even cuter that you two like each other!” she adds and you and mark almost melt into puddles of blushes
  • it’s also finally the day mark gives his favorite kid the toy,,,,,,
  • when he does - the look on the boy’s face is something you can only see on christmas
  • he practically tackles mark with a huge hug ,,,, the fact that he’s much smaller saves mark
  • but the scene makes your heart wrench,,,especially when mark promises to come back and visit him and the boy mumbles that he never knows how long he has
  • you and mark both pass the program with flying colors, you both get pictures with the whole class and with all the kids who run about to hug you two and say goodbye
  • and it’s heartfelt,,,but it just reminds you and mark why you chose your majors
  • walking to the bus for the final time, mark takes your hand
  • which kind of surprises you because,,,,he’s never been big on public pda
  • “have i ever told you i wanted to write a children’s book?”
  • mark asks and you gasp because it’s news to you
  • “about what?”
  • “i had a lot of different ideas,,,,but i think ive picked one i really like. i want to write a book about a fearless kid, who can overcome anything.”
  • you stop in front of the bus schedule and you rub mark’s thumb with your own
  • “do you know the main characters name?”
  • mark shows a hint of a smile,,,,, “i do.”
  • the name,,,,,,,,is the same name as the boy from class 127
  • when you get back to campus, mark shows you some of his other ideas and small sketches that he’s done
  • “im no artist,,,but im sure i can find someone to help. jaehyun’s pretty good though he won’t admit it.”
  • you smile,,,,looking through mark’s messy notes and stick figure panels
  • “i think it’ll be great, mr. lee”
  • mark scrunches up his face, playfully poking your arm at the nickname you haven’t forgotten from your first day in the TA program
  • when it comes out that mark is dating you,,,,there are mixed reactions
  • taeyong has 100 questions for you, yuta is devastated that mark is in a cute relationship first, jaehyun is super happy, ten is a little too happy, johnny goes ‘your growing up, son’ with another fake tear, taeil and sicheng congratulate you and haechan sends mark like 30 texts demanding to konw every last detail of how it happened
  • at some point you ask mark how he deals with this,,,chaos
  • but he just whispers “grin and bear it”
  • you guys stay in contact with the 127 teacher, getting updates about this kids along with cute photos and stuff
  • you and mark both ask about updates on the boy,,,,who thankfully isn’t doing any worse. apparently everyday he brings the toy you guys got him with him to class
  • mark turns out to be super low maintenance,,,to a point where people jokingly go “are you dating or just existing next to each other?”
  • which isn’t ,,,, like a bad thing
  • you and mark just don’t like to flaunt it with pda, couple items, instagrams full of each others faces
  • honestly you two keep it comfortable and simple,,,,
  • your dates are classics like the movie theater, picnics, walks through the city, even just sitting in the library together typing away on your computers or listening to headphones is enough
  • because what attracts you to mark is his work ethic,,,,and who he is as a person and what he’s passionate about
  • so you don’t need much,,,you’re just happy being able to support him and see him grow as this amazing person
  • and mark feels the same way about you
  • even though he gets cherry red whenever you give compliments or cheers of support,,,,,in his own way he gives you those too
  • and so what if doyoung is like “mark, take them somewhere exciting. i heard they’re opening a haunted house downtown in time for halloween~~~!!!” 
  • you and mark would rather chill in his dorm, eating ice-cream out the carton playing video games than getting high blood pressure at a haunted house
  • (except you totally both go and mark lee gets so scared that when he comes out of there you’re like ‘mark, look some white hairs’ and he’s like honestly i love you but this isn’t funny we almost dIED)
  • haechan actually really takes a liking to you, because you both - in very loving ways - known how to tease mark lee
  • although pda isn’t mark’s thing he does like it when you rest your head on his shoulder
  • you could just be tired in study hall, wearing a sweatshirt and pajama bottoms - curled up at his side or you could be falling asleep on the bus ride home,,,,,,having you close like that makes mark happy 
  • because he knows you’re safe - and that’s the only thing that matters 
  • actually,,,,even though couple items make mark cringe a bit, he’d still probably buy you matching hats because when does mark like not wear hats
  • he’d be like “im going to convince you that hats are the best” and you’ll be like “but hats don’t look good on m-”
  • mark: “hats make anyone cute, and you’re already cute, they make you double cute ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, don’t tell anyone i just said that”
  • if mark is eating bread again and taeyong comes around, you always hide it for him and you and mark just smile like angels up at him
  • and taeyong knOWS something fishy is up but you two are sooooo darn adorable
  • but also you text mark to eat dinner until he sends you photo-proof he did
  • “if you write a book and they turn it into like a cute cartoon movie - i want to voice a character”
  • “i,,,,haven’t even written the book yet,,,,”
  • “mark lee - i know you’re capable of it and you will do it. just promise me i can voice someone.”
  • when no ones around mark will kiss you, but it’s always fast and just a little peck
  • and you have to pull him back in by the collar or something because c’mon no one is watching,,,,,
  • the amount of times you’ve done something cute like peck his nose and mark has hid himself behind a book is uncountable 
  • face masks with mark while you’re quizzing each other for tests
  • jaehyun told you mark sleep talks and once said he’d like to marry you 
  • and you were like oh and mark was like “jeffery, i will ship you to canada where the moose will get you”
  • ^the most threatening thing mark lee has ever said. probably
  • you both like cold weather,,,,and tbh am i saying hot-chocolate dates in cozy sweaters ,,,,,,,, hell yES
  • i think mark tries to hide it,, but he’s just as excited about holiday’s as little kids are hehe
  • you have this habit that if you’re talking about something and mark scrunches his nose, you scrunch yours 
  • and he’s like hey!!! that’s my signature face and you’re like you gotta kiss me to get it back!!
  • (he does kiss you ,,,, after pulling up his hood to hide you two like pleASE mark lee,,,)
  • sometimes, you and him volunteer together instead of going on dates and johnny is like that’s wild,,,,yall are like mr and mrs obama and mark is like that makes no sense and johnny is just like i love my giving children
  • you and mark looking at each other like what is happening
  • skyping mark’s family and everyone keeps wanting to talk to you and mark is like hi hello im here it’s me your son - ok fine i get it my s/o is cuter than me,,,
  • cuddling!!!! is super rare but also super amazing!!!! and mark is embarrassed for the first 5 minutes but then it’s just holding you close, lazily looking at you scroll through your phone and then mumbling “i love you,,,” into your hair
  • mark secretly tries to get better at claw machines to impress you on dates to the arcade 
  • totally tries to be subtle,,,,but you can see from the corner of your eye that he’s staring when you’re just reading or fixing a strand of your hair
  • tbh mark lee has major heart eyes for you,,,,,,,,,as described by ten
  • mark actually teaches you to do more chores and you’re like babe,,,,whY and he’s like a messy dorm is horrible we’re basically living in small closets
  • he’s the kind of boyfriend that just makes you a better person,,,,it’s really refreshing 
  • you guys have inside jokes and sometimes it’s hard to hide so you have to bury your face in mark’s arm or something to not laugh out loud and sometimes he has to bury his face in your hair
  • “haechan wants us to take more photos together”
  • “ok, let’s take one!”
  • “ok come over he- why are you wearing my maple leaf sweater”
  • “to show support for my boyfriend :-)”
  • mark keeps finding little notes in his bags and books from you, reminding him that you love him and he keeps them all in a small tin jar
  • sometimes he doesn’t know how you’re so cute - it seems impossible
  • holding hands under the table when you and all of nct is out for lunch???? yes
  • (does doyoung catch you, but just wink and pretend he didn’t much to mark’s utter embarrassment- also yes)

tentaeil | johnny | doyoung | jaehyun | taeyong | yuta | bangtan | vixx | monsta x | got7 + kard + amber | seventeen |

saeranshoe  asked:

Are requests still open? If so can I request what type of pizzas (you know like toppings and controversial things like pineapple) the RFA, V and Saeran would eat

Yes they are (: 

~omg i love this…okay 


◉ Yoosung 

  • B A C O N 
  • NO VEGGIES 
  • STUFFED CRUST 
  • He wants it greasy 
  • Like, a normal person would blot it with a napkin but not Yoosung
  • He likes the grease 
    • “It adds flavor!!”  

◉ Jumin 

  • Italian Neapolitan pizza (pizza napoletana)
  • Ingredients for its creation are :
  • San Marzano tomatoes
  • Mozzarella cheese (sometimes made from the milk from water buffalo raised in the marshlands of Campania and Lazio in a semi-wild state)
  • natural Neapolitan yeast or brewer’s yeast and strong flour with high protein content 
  • Of course he would choose a fancy pizza 

◉ Zen 

  • HAM AND PINEAPPLE 
  • I JUST KNOW IT 
  • He thinks it is healthy 
  • Because of the pineapple 
  • He loves the taste of the ham 
  • Though, he doesn’t eat it often because pizza is pizza and it’s still not the best for you 

◉ Jaehee 

  • Thin crust !!!!!
  • BBQ Chicken 
  • Mmmmm 
  • She lives for this pizza 
  • The BBQ is so sweet and tangy and then mixed with the chicken is just amazing 

◉ Saeyoung 

  • DEEP DISH 
  • Double cheese 
  • Supreme toppings 
  • He loves sausage and peppers, just everything 
  • Give him all the toppings!! 

◉ V 

  • He also enjoys thin crust! 
  • Margherita pizza !! 
  • With artichoke hearts added 
  • The veggies are soooo good 
  • He loves tomato 
  • He can finish a whole pizza by himself 

◉ Saeran 

  • Pepperoni.
    • “What??…I just want pepperoni, okay?” 
  • Yeah he is plain jane 
  • HATES SAUSAGE (Saeyoungs fav topping) 
    • “Disgusting, get that shit away from me.”
  • He doesn’t care what crust or anything 
  • Just give him a pepperoni pizza 
  • And some red pepper flakes 

Every question you can ever ask

  1. What’s your favorite color and why ?
  2. What’s your favorite movie and why ?
  3. What’s something you dont know but want to ?
  4. What’s something you don’t know and don’t want to ?
  5. What movie have you never seen but want to ?
  6. Whats the best piece of advice youve been given ?
  7. Whats the worst piece of advice youve ever received ?
  8. If you could have any superpower what would it be ?
  9. What kind of element bender would you be ?
  10. Do you fall in love too easily ?
  11. Where do you think you go when you die ?
  12. Where do you feel rollercoasters ?
  13. Have you ever done drugs ?
  14. Have you ever gotten a tattoo ?
  15. Would you ever get a tattoo ?
  16. What’s your favorite show ?
  17. What’s your favorite song ?
  18. Whats your favorite book ?
  19. What’s your favorite band ?
  20. Cake or Pie ?
  21. Milkshake or smoothie ?
  22. Sweet or salty ?
  23. Would you rather be blind or deaf ?
  24. Movies or books ?
  25. Coffee or tea ?
  26. When is your birthday ?
  27. Whats your zodiac sign ?
  28. Whats the longest relationship you’ve ever been in ?
  29. How tall are you ?
  30. Shoe size ?
  31. Do you believe in ghosts ?
  32. Do you sleep with the door open or closed ?
  33. Do you like yourself ?
  34. Do you have any pets ?
  35. What’s an interesting fact you learned recently ?
  36. Do you sleep with socks on or off ?
  37. Boobs or butt ?
  38. Biceps or thighs ?
  39. Favorite ice cream flavor ?
  40. Do you have any stuffed animals ?
  41. How many blankets and pillows do you sleep with ?
  42. What are you wearing ?
  43. Have you ever been in love ?
  44. Have you ever gotten a piercing ? 
  45. Whats something you miss ?
  46. Have you ever dyed your hair or wanted to ?
  47. Where do you go when you’re sad ?
  48. How long of showers do you take ?
  49. Have you ever been in a physical fight ?
  50. Do you think people say “I love you” too much ?
  51. Deepest darkest fear ?
  52. Smallest shallowest fear ?
  53. Last book you’ve read ?
  54. What runs in your family ?
  55. A classic: would you kiss the last person you texted ?
  56. Favorite food to eat ?
  57. Favorite food to make ?
  58. Do you have a crush ?
  59. When were you last insulted and by who and for what ?
  60. What color underwear are you wearing ?
  61. Do you wear bracelets ?
  62. What was the last song you sang ?
  63. Favorite kind of chocolate ?
  64. Where do you want to be right now ?
  65. What is the best gift you were ever given ?
  66. Who is your best friend ?
  67. Have you ever been kissed ?
  68. Are you a crybaby ?
  69. Do you consider yourself an artist ?
  70. Favorite comedian ? 
  71. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be ? 
  72. Are you good at holding back tears ?
  73. Do you listen to KPop ?
  74. Have you ever snuck out ? 
  75. Do you believe in fate ?
  76. Have you ever been in a haunted hosue ?
  77. Do you like horror movies ?
  78. Have you ever taken a picture of yourself naked ?
  79. Have you ever watched porn ? 
  80. Whats your middle name ? 
  81. Sexual/romantic orientation ? 
  82. Whats your kink ?
  83. Where are you on the dnd top/bottom/verse chart ? 
  84. What time were you born ? 
  85. Favorite food place ? 
  86. First thing you notice about a person ? 
  87. When was the last time you shaved your legs ?
  88. Have you ever tried to suck your own dick ?
  89. Have you ever been drunk ? 
  90. What are you excited for ? 
  91. Who do you trust the most ? 
  92. What was the last lie you told ? 
  93. Do you believe in aliens ? 
  94. Do you like the smell of gasoline ? 
  95. What nicknames do you have ? 
  96. Have you ever broken a bone ? 
  97. Can you touch your nose with your tongue ? 
  98. Favorite animal ? 
  99. What were you doing last night at 12am ? 
  100. What’s your favorite word ?
  101. Have you ever had sex ? 
  102. Have you ever been out of the state ?
  103. Have you ever been out of the country ? 
  104. Have you ever been to a concert ? 
  105. What concert do you want to see ? 
  106. Have you ever rode in an ambulance ? 
  107. Have you ever had surgery ?
  108. Have you ever broken a dish ? 
  109. Were you named after anyone ?
  110. What was your favorite toy as a child ?
  111. Choose one scar you have, how did you get it ? 
  112. Where do you want to live ? 
  113. What instruments can you play ? 
  114. Are you afraid of the dark ?
  115. Are you afraid of heights ? 
  116. What are you really unreasonably bad at ?
  117. Favorite pizza topping ? 
  118. What do you like about yourself ? 
  119. What was your last argument about ?
  120. What do you like about the person you like ? 
  121. What’s something you’ve never told anyone ?
  122. Say one thing about each of your siblings ? 
  123. Are you ticklish ?
  124. Is it easy to scare you ? 
  125. Do you like thunderstorms ? 
  126. Do you like fireworks ?
  127. Whats your favorite number ? 
  128. Have you ever had your fortune told ? 
  129. Favorite disney pixar movie ?
  130. Pet peeve
  131. Are you afraid of your future ? 
  132. Have you ever met an online friend in real life ? 
  133. Do you like hugs ?
  134. Favorite musical ? 
  135. Have you ever cut your own hair ? 
  136. Instagram or snapchat ?
  137. Have you ever layed on a roof before ?
  138. Water, earth, fire, or air ?
  139. Whats your opinion on pineapples on pizza ? 
  140. Stripes or polka dots ?
  141. First pokemon game ?
  142. Favorite candy ?
  143. Describe your perfect first date 
  144. What time were you born ?
  145. Favorite place to eat at ?
  146. Shoe size ?
  147. Favorite Holiday ?
  148. When was the last time you shaved your legs ? 
  149. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning ?
  150. Best gift youve ever recieved ? 
  151. How loud do you like your music ? 
  152. Which parent do you live with ? 
  153. How often do you wear a fake smile ? 
  154. Is there anyone you trust even though you shouldnt ? 
  155. When was the last time you hugged someone ? 
  156. If you could meet anyone from any time who would it be ? 
  157. Do you have any strange talents ?
  158. What was the last lie you told ? 
  159. Do you believe in magic ? 
  160. Do you believe in luck ? 
  161. Worst injury youve ever had ? 
  162. What do you want written on your tombstone ? 
  163. Do you have any relatives in jail ? 
  164. Have you ever failed a class ? 
  165. What’s your current phone background ? 
  166. Are you or have you ever been a vegetarian ? 
  167. Have you ever been to a wedding ? 
  168. Have you ever gotten your heart broken ? 
  169. Have you ever been in an airplane ? 
  170. Have you ever broken the law ? 
  171. What do you want for your birthday ? 
  172. Favorite stuffed animal ? 
  173. What color pen do you prefer writing in ?
  174. Would you rather live in the country or the city ?
  175. If you could learn any new language what would it be ?
  176. Baths or showers ?
  177. What’s your favorite item of clothing ? 
  178. Do you like your name ? Would you ever change it ? 
  179. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten ? 
  180. Do you like spicy food ? 
  181. Have you ever seen a shooting star ? 
  182. Where do you feel the safest ? 
  183. If you could travel back to any era when would you go to ? 
  184. Describe yourself using one word ? 
  185. What is your most used emoji or most recent emoji ? 
  186. What do you regret the most ? 
  187. Invent your own word . What does it mean ? 
Two Nights Stand Part 5

Summary: (Modern Au) After a bad breakup, your roommate insists that you need to a one night stand to end your dry spell. Following her advice, you have a bad one night stand with Bucky Barnes, but what happened when you are forced to spend time with him?

Paring: Bucky x Reader

Words: 1563

Warnings: This is vaguely inspired by a movie of the same name. In the future, the series will be having smut so be warned. This chapter has talking about miscarriage and abuse. (nothing graphic)

A/n: Thanks to @drinkfantasy for being my beta.

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Credits to the gifs owners

You watch as Bucky turns all the lights on in the room and sits on the couch instead of in the fort. You wonder if you should have said something, it was obvious that talking about Natasha was so much more painful to him than the talk about to you Nathan.

You sit on the couch giving him some space “Natasha was my first and only love.  We met when we were teenagers…. kids actually. She was one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen, with her big green eyes and red hair.” He takes a deep breath probably not knowing how to continue talking. “We started dating when we were 16, she was everything to me…. I knew that I wanted to marry her since the moment I saw her but she had her problems.”

He takes a picture of a drawer handing it to you, there were four people in the picture you can see that Steve and Peggy just got engaged for the big smile on their faces and for the way Peggy is showing the ring but what really caught your attention was the other couple.

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This is the best I could get. The full board is never shown. What’s on the board is interesting though.

>There’s a picture of three people, but the top is burnt and you can’t see their faces. Maybe it’s Flug and his family?

>”Get Pizza”

>”Get More Pizza”

>”BH Please Love Me” (It’s signed but I can’t quite make out by who)

>”Return DVD at 8PM”

>”AAAAAAHHHHHH” and “HELP ME” (most likely written by Flug)

>some little drawings probably made by 5.0.5

>”Monthly Plane”; Black Hat must really like planes.

>Some blueprints are written on lined paper, made to build a rocket, and what looks like a robot and a jail cell

>A mustache is drawn on a pink note, which could be a Markiplier reference.

Feel free to add anything I missed.

boyfriend! park jihoon
  • a tsundere at heart
  • was like super obvious abt his crush on you but denied it anyways
  • jinyoung: you literally ditched lunch with me and daehwi to help them find their keys
  • jihoon: ok but her keys were rly important ok i don’t like them that way i just wanted to help
  • samuel: did it feel nice when your hands touched while reaching for it
  • jihoon: pls stop this mental abuse
  • tries to be the more mature one in the relationship but also fights u for the last cookie
  • also tries to be manly but you keep pinching his cheeks HUFFS
  • his smile is always a bit suppressed around you it’s like GOTTA ACT COOL GOTTA ACT COOL GOTTA ACT COOL pls don’t be cute I gOTTA ACT C O O L 
  • jihoon insists that he doesn’t get as jealous as daehwi makes it seem to be but daehwi and jinyoung and samuel are like LIES and bring up all 42 receeipts they have on this boy
  • jinyoung: he once got salty bc u ignored his aegyo to listen to me sing
  • very observant and always detects the slightest changes
  • “did you buy a different conditioner? the older one smelled heavier” or “I thought you were allergic to dust why are you sweeping over there” 
  • kinda like daehwi but instead of straight up denying it he says it’s bc ur too obvious
  • “jihoon sweetheart i told you I was allergic to dust when you were like half asleep” “u were being too loud then” “I LITERALLY MUMBLED IT TO THE AIR”
  • buys couple/matching sweaters like its something y'all HAVE to wear when cuddling
  • a sucker for Eskimo kisses
  • lots of nose booping
  • when he’s tired he really likes it when you take him into your arms and rub his back gently
  • gets teased because the most he can go w pda is hand holding  and daehwi’s always like IS THAT ALL U GUYS DO WHEN UR ALONE HMMM I THINK N O T
  • ofc when it’s just you two alone he takes advantage of his godly visuals and uses aegyo to make you embarrassed 
  • “jihoon stOP STAMPING ME IN YOUR HEART TO GET THE LAST COOKIE”
  • actually gets 600 times softer when its just you two
  • kind of like watching a piece of mochi soften over time is that a good comparison 
  • this boy kNOWS he’s cute ok and breaks out into giggles whenever you get embarrassed
  • if jinyoung is the aegyo prince then jihoon’s the aegyo KING
  • not the greatest at baking but he likes to do it with you 
  • mostly he just licks the leftover batter and smudge whipped cream on your nose and then boops your nose with his HOW CUTE
  • gets sort of insecure about his fashion at times and even tho you tease him you also give tips and encouragement
  • “even if it does look bad your face makes up for it”
  • he tries to come up with original pet names like “bunny smooch” and “sweet donuts”
  • we all know his facial expressions are holy and sometimes he teases you by making like…..downright illegal expressions
  • like you two would just be chilling on the couch and cuddling and suddenly you face him and he bites his tongue and winks like BOY WTF GET A W A Y
  • he always laughs after your face steams and he’ll even ruffle your hair a bit
  • does this thing where he likes to cup your face and go in for a quick kiss
  • when you get down….even though he might not seem like jihoon is strangely encouraging and really does try his best to cheer you up
  • after a long talk he’ll order pizza and ice cream to soothe your feelings and let you play with his hair and even dress him up like. omg.

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Dark Nights (Part 6)

Originally posted by hunterchesters

Summary: The reader is having a hard time coming to terms with how she’s reacting towards Dean and he’s not making it any easier…

Dark Nights Masterlist

Pairing: Alpha!Dean x Omega!Reader

Word Count: 2,200ish

Warnings: language

A/N: Some fluff, some angst, some cliffhanger…


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Feed the Belly

Dean x Reader

Summary: You’re pregnant and Dean’s being super caring. Sadly, this also means he’s cooking healthy, nutritious food for you and the baby. All the healthy food, for months. Until you’ve had enough. 

Word Count: 1100+

Munch. Munch. Munch.

You were stuffing your face with cookies, and ice cream, and pizza. Yes, all three of those. Yes, at the same time.

Sure, a few months ago you would have judged something like this as disgusting, super unhealthy, a great recipe for a heart disease… But, after countless weeks of kale, cabbage, spinach, carrots, lean meat, and lentils… you just didn’t care anymore. You wanted all the junk food, now.

The pregnancy book was staring at you from the table, and you stared back, glared even as your lips wrapped around a spoon of chocolate ice-cream. Take this, you stupid book.

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crescendotayuri  asked:

for those "things you said" prompts, how about otayuri #12? :)

I’m sorry that it took so long but I had to make it longer to be satisfied with the ending lol


12) Things you said when you thought I was asleep.

Yuri had fallen asleep sometime during the movie and Otabek stopped paying attention to the movie around the same time Yuri’s head fell from the back of the couch to Otabek’s shoulder.

Otabek, thinking Yuri was still awake and was being playful, laughed and shrugged his shoulder once or twice until it was evident that he was very deeply asleep when Yuri’s whole body shifted and his head fell on Yuri’s lap. Otabek went still as Yuri stirred. Not much though, since he obviously didn’t know his face was nuzzling into Otabek’s thigh.

The suggestive position of their bodies made Otabek infinitely thankful that it was Saturday and Yuri’s grandpa was out shopping.

Otabek still couldn’t move though, not without waking his friend, who was sleeping on his lap.

So he sat there for the rest of the movie, sat through the credits, and even after it, not wanting to get up and wake Yuri up, looking very much like a little kitten. A sleeping tiger, more like.

“So cute…” Otabek murmured to himself, stroking the blonde hair splayed across his lap.

Otabek sat there for a little while longer staring at Yuri’s sleeping form, when he heard keys jingle and the front door open. Panic spiked through Otabek as Nikolai Plisetsky walking into the room, arms full of shopping bags and paused at the sight of his grandson lying on top of Otabek with his head in his lap.

Nikolai stared at him, his face neutral, not showing anything at all, no uncomfortableness, no anger, no embarrassment, only the slightest bit of shock as far as Otabek could tell.

Otabek stared back, trying not to incriminate himself for something he was doing. In hopes of clearing the air before any conclusions were jumped to. “This isn’t what it looks like,” he blurted and promptly berated himself for picking a starter that couldn’t possibly be more cliché. In an effort to seem to compose, he tried to keep a neutral face like the man across the room was. “Um…”

To his surprise, Nikolai burst into laughter. He put the bags down quickly and laughed full-bodied, clutching his stomach is barely stifled laughs which lasted very long moment for Otabek who was sitting on the couch bewildered at Nikolai’s reaction. After he sobered, he looked at the two on the couch with a conspirator’s smile.

“He fell asleep during the movie and I didn’t want to wake him,” Otabek explained.

If anything, it only made Nikolai’s eyes crinkle with mirth. “I can see that,” he said, and after a moment’s silence, he continued, “He’s very much like a cat, isn’t he?”

Otabek finally realised he wasn’t going to be told off by Nikolai for having his grandson’s head in his lap and visibly relaxed. “Yeah.”

“Don’t worry about helping with my shopping it’s only a little and I can handle it.” Nikolai somehow sensed his uncomfortable-ness at Otabek’s inability to help him at the moment, after having the boy come over for dinner and sleep over some nights Nikolai knew how politeness and courtesy were ingrained in Otabek’s mind as a priority. “Besides, Yuratchka used to do that a lot when he was a child.” The old man sighed fondly and chuckled to himself like he had a secret, busying himself in the kitchen.

Yuri shifted a little and straightened his body along the couch, they’d sat huddled together in the centre and so the small couch wasn’t long enough for Yuri’s long legs, dangling over the arm. His hand came up to press on Otabek’s thigh which sent tingles up and down his leg.

As Yuri huffed, finally settling down again, Otabek just looked at his friend’s face in front of him, softened by sleep. His closed eyes looked very different than when he was Constantly Pissed At Everyone or excitable chatting away about something to his grandpa or Otabek, and who found it very sweet, that Yuri felt comfortable enough to just non-stop talk to someone like him, let alone sleep on his lap.

“Were you boys okay while I was gone?” asked Nikolai, snapping Otabek out of his thoughts.

“Yeah, we watched a movie and Yura got some snacks for us.”

“‘Yura’?” Nikolai sat on an armchair on his right.

Otabek blushed at the realisation of his slip up. “Um yeah, he made me call him that when he copied my younger sister and started calling me ‘Beka’ and I hadn’t started calling him ‘Yura’.” Otabek smiled with fond exasperation at the memory.

“Yuri… He’s a good friend to you. Right? You know he talks about you often.” Nikolai smiled again.

Otabek perked up a little with the mention of how close they were and laughed a little, trying to dance his way around their very close relationship and nodded making a sound of agreement. It’s not as close as Otabek would have like, but he’d been pushing inch by inch in an effort to become closer to the boy he’d been admiring for so long.

“How do you feel about him?”

Otabek was suspecting that question was going to come up. It was still a little bit of a shock that Yuri’s grandpa would be so forward about it. He looked back down at the sleeping boy in his lap, playing with the inside of his cheek, thinking of a reply.

“He’s… my best friend.” Otabek avoided looking at Yuri’s grandpa, opting to focus on the smooth shoulder length hair Yura insisted on growing out. It suited him, in Otabek’s opinion. Or maybe he just had a thing for Yura’s hair no matter how he wore it.  When Yura tied his hair up, he looked so fierce and striking, when he had it down, he looked so calm and just beautiful. Otabek smiled at the image in his head.

Nikolai just sat there looking at him, studying his face for something.

“And I care about him a lot.” Otabek dared to lift his hand and lay it gently on Yura’s head stroking his knuckles down the blonde hair, and then his pale skin.

After a moment’s silence, Yuri’s grandpa spoke up. “But you do have feelings for him a little deeper than that don’t you?”

Otabek blinked and looked at Nikolai with eyes flaring in a slight panic.

But the old man only chuckled and said, “I could tell a mile away, boy. You smile at the back of his head too much, try doing it when he’s actually looking at you.” Nikolai was laughing again. “How long have you liked my Yuratchka, Otabek?”

“A few months, now,” Otabek replied, quietly. His cheeks felt warm from the secret he’d just admitted.

As Nikolai questioned him some more and Otabek answered, he found there was comfort in admitting his actions out loud, in front of the object of his affection, while knowing that he wouldn’t actually hear them, being asleep and all.

Otabek told him the things he did behind Yuri’s back in an effort to get closer to him. The things he set up before they were due to meet up, the way he stood closer to Yuri than all the other skaters at the rink sometimes, the way he walked with him to the store even though he wasn’t going to buy anything, Otabek just really enjoyed Yura’s company. Even when Otabek sent those cheesy “Send this to bae” memes or those “I love you like I love pizza” snaps, trying to hint at Yura how he felt about him, passing it off as an over-the-top best friend thing.

When he finished, he turned his eyes away from the window and back at Yuri’s grandpa, who was looking at him strangely.

“See?” Nikolai smirked after a moment, and that conspirator’s smile came back as he looked down at his grandson, who was lying very still. “I told you he liked you back.”

Otabek blinked again as he looked down to see Yuri, whose hands were still in contact with Otabek’s thigh (even if there was a layer of clothing to block the heat of his palm on Otabek’s leg, he was still very aware of every movement it made), his eyes very open and wide-awake.

“Oh my god,” Otabek managed.

Yura turned his head, trying to cover his face with his hair out of habit, but that only rubbed his face more against Otabek’s thigh. They realised at the same time and Otabek heard Nikolai laugh some more in the background at both their faces reddening, Yuri had practically leapt into an upright position, posture rigid and uncomfortable under the eyes of his grandpa and Otabek.

Silence settled on all of them like the glitter in a snow globe, thicker and thicker after every half a second passed.

“Wait,” Otabek started, inwardly cringing at how loud his voice sounded to his ears and turn to Yuri, “He said that— that I liked you ‘back’?”

Yura dipped his head down and tried to hide his face with his hair, but it was Nikolai who spoke first, coughing loudly and disturbing the soft silence, still smiling. “I’ll leave you two to sort things out.”

Otabek looked next to him at Yura who was giving his grandpa a why-did-you-tell-him look, who only replied, “What! You asked me to.” Nikolai teased, walking out of the room.

Yuri let out a panicked squeak and turned his head to gauge Otabek’s reaction to the scene unfolding in front of him.

Otabek was still processing it all, still in denial that he’d just poured out all his feeling for him when Yura was listening.

“Beka? You’re not mad at before setting it up are you?” Yuri asked, allowing himself to be vulnerable again.

Otabek shook his head numbly. “I’m- I’m still in shock that you like me back, ha, haa…”

Yura scooted closer back to Otabek’s side and propped his forehead on Beka’s shoulder, letting out a sigh of relief.

“If anything, I’d expect you to be mad at me for all the things I did behind your back—“

“Shush, if I had a crush on you for half the amount of time you held out, I think I would have been too impatient to be subtle.”

“Yura, I can’t believe you dumped your face on my lap.” Otabek started shaking with laughter at the ridiculousness of the situation. After a moment, he sobered and turned to Yuri, looking at him with a hopeful searching smile on his face. “Do you really like me?”

He nodded, “Yeah, thought something was up, with all the situations that we ended up in whenever we hung out,” laughing a little and paused, uncertainty showing in his eyes and the way he worried his lip, “Um, Beka, now that- um, now that, like, we know… and stuff… um..”

“Yes, Yura?”

“Can- can I- like…” Yura’s brow furrowed all of a sudden and shook his head sharply. “Fuck it.”

Yura lurched forward to kiss Otabek square on the lips, shoving his face behind Beka’s shoulder and squealing a playful whine.

Beka nudged him back up, loving how the afternoon light made the green in his eyes glow just a little more. And kissed him back.

Yura spent the rest of the afternoon lying on top of Otabek, loving their new level of proximity and teasing Beka for all the times, he’d try to hint at his crush, Beka teasing him just as bad for all the now-obvious times he’d absolutely and utterly missed his cue.

REIVEW #1: OVERWATCH

hey guys its ya girl sara and for my first review i will be reviewing everyone’s favorite new guns game about killing your friends called Over Watch

over watched is a hot new video game made by blizzard inc. about watching over your friends to make sure they dont die as well as watching over your enemies to make sure that they do die. its a personal view gun shooter with guns and shooting. there are many cool, fun, and goofy characters who love to kill and also to have fun and the game is neat and good to play if you are person who loves to die and not die.

graphics: you look at the pictures in this game and think “hey this is very good”. it is smooth and everyone has a face and you can see all of the guns very clearly. its very pretty-looking.

gaming: this is a fun game to play but is also hard. you are going to die and its best to accept that. i often bring my rosary to recite hail marys while i wait for it to load. because i am going to die lots and i seek forgiveness. there are lots of guns to shoot with and they all do something different. the levels are big and good. the game is fun, though it might not be as fun as my favorite game, ecco the dolphin

characters: this is the best part of the hot new videogae ovenwatch in my opininion. they are all nice and sweet and have a lot to say. some of them are mean but it’s ok because they are made up and not real. here’s some of the characters now

this one is called tracy. she is a time traveler. tracy likes to play future video games and eat pizzas. she is a good character.

i think this guy is named….. joke rat? i think he is joke rat. as you can see he has a big gun and wears sun glasses everywhere he goes. he is cool and like to tell jokes but he also made me die many times.

winston! here’s the big ape man everybody is talking about. he loves to eat bananas and shoots coconuts at the enemies to bonk their heads good. i especially love it when he shouts “ook! its your friend and monkey, winston!”

this is is the revolting and mean gun man who is made entirely of guns called Bastard. he shoots and it is all he knows. god has forsaken him and his inventor was excommunicated from the catholic faith. which is good because he is very mean and from hell and he laughs at you when you are dead.

and then this one is named mccreed. a cowboy. i think this is the wrong pic but it might be the horse he rides in on at the start of every round after saying “howdy partners, bum me a smoke?”

music and sound: i didn’t hear any so i can’t say anything about that. it was just “boom!” and “bang! bang!” which is very exciting but then i took the headphones off to listen to the clean sounds of my favorite baroque composer, George Frideric Handel.

overall: overwanch is a really fun game that is exciting to play and makes you learn valuable lessons about friendship, guns, and having a talking ape as a friend. i wish there was a dolphin hero in this game like the dolphin hero of my favorite videogame, ecco the dolphin. maybe if i write to the game makers about it they will add ecco the dolphin to the game. a girl can only hope. i recommend overwatch to anyone who likes guns, being a girl, or losing but sometimes winning. thank you


FINAL RATING 8.4/10

TRANSCRIPT OF QUESTIONS FROM JACK’S PANEL

Here is the transcript from the panel only including the actual questions, for the people who cant watch / don’t have time / or who were triggered by some of the topics discussed. 

All of the personal stories have been removed, this is just the questions that the fans asked and Jack answered. Some questions were left out as i either couldn’t hear it properly or they were too complicated to write out (only one or two). Enjoy!


Fan: I wanted to know if you could speak another language?

Jack: Uh, kinda? I mean- I barely speak english, so. I speak a small bit of Irish, French, Danish, a little bit of Korean. Not very well!

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Fan: I have a serious question, do you want to go to prom with me?

Jack: I was waiting for some very strong political commentary or something. Dude i’ll go to prom with you! I’m not a cheap date though. Im gonna need a limo, a dress, flowers.. Ok, sure. No problem. Hit me up. Hit me up in the DMs. Slide into them DMs man.

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Fan: Do you prefer the original ghostbusters or the remake?

Jack: What do you think? It’s like- Do you like to eat pizza, or do you like to eat garbage? Does that answer your question? [laughs]

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Fan: What’s your favourite song?

Jack: Im gonna have to go with the opening to Peppa Pig. It’s the best. It’s hard to top that. [snorts] [quietly sings Peppa Pig theme song]

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Fan: Whats your favourite soundtrack from a game?

Jack: Oh, Jesus. See, everyone wants me to say Undertale, and that’s a good one, but i’m going to have to go with Shadow of the Colossus. And thats not just because its my favourite game ever, i think the soundtrack is really good and it really compliments that game as well. And its epic, you should work out to that soundtrack. Just like, battling titans, its amazing.

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Fan: Since you don’t like Guinness, what kind of beer do you like?

Jack: See i’m like the worst irishman. I like beer but it’s like, Miller and Coors. Im so not patriotic at all. I like light beers. Im sorry everybody!

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Fan: Do you like Twenty One Pilots and if so, what’s your favourite song by them?

Jack: I started off listening to their Blurry Face album- [Audience cheers] Man, thats all i have to talk about is Twenty One Pilots and then i’m good? [Audience cheers again] My favourite song from them is Lame Boy.

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Fan: I wanted to know what your favourite storyline series is on the channel? Aside from Shadow of the Colossus.

Jack: Oh god, hit me with all the big questions. I don’t know, there’s a lot of good ones that i’ve played that have really good stories. My current favourite one is Night in the Woods. I love it, it’s just so weird! “Im a total trash mammal”. But probably Undertale. I’m not pandering either, i really like it.

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Fan: Is there something that you wanted to try in the next year that you haven’t tried before?

Jack: Hmm, how much am i allowed to say… One thing that i want to try more of, and i’ve said this in videos, is to try and do this kind of thing in a touring fashion. To try and go around- because we always go to these events, and we always go to panels at them, but not everyone can come to this and there’s people watching at home- Hi people at home! [waves at camera] So it kind of sucks because all of these events go on in places that certain people can’t get to. So im going to try and do a thing- its not going to be anything crazy. We’re just going to try and do a thing where we go to more places and try and do more of these at different venues. Hopefully, i don’t know how that’s going to work, we need to test it out first. It could be awful. But hopefully we can get it done.

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Fan: What video was the most fun for you to make?

Jack: Oh god, there’s like four million of them. I don’t know, it’s different because different things are fun for different reasons. Recording certain series- recording Shadow of the Colossus was really fun because its my favourite game, and then recording The Last Guardian was awesome because that was the sequel to that. And then recording with these guys [gestures to Mark, Ethan, etc] is awesome as well because we always laugh a lot. Different games for different reasons, certain things that- well, its more the ones that stand out to me more so the ones that are ‘fun’. It’s easy to have fun but its hard for a game to have a huge impact on you. 

So two games that come to mind that have had a huge impact on me was ‘That Dragon, Cancer’ because thats just a rollercoaster from start to finish. That and ‘The Beginners Guide’ was a big one for me. Because i remember when i finished recording that video i was like “Ok, people are going to like this. I love this, this was a good thing to record.” And it was a nice experience to share and i don’t often get to do that with games. Like its fun to do Happy Wheels and everything, but at the end of the day they all kind of blend together. These are the ones that stand out, and it’s the one that stand out and sit there for a very long time that mean the most to you. Not that they were the most fun to record, but they were the ones to kind of stay with me the longest.

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Fan: Is there a game that you play that you’re not very fond of?

Jack: Ooo, good one. I don’t know, i don’t think there is. If there’s ever a game that i’m not really fond of i just don’t play it. I think that goes for a lot of people. Or if i get bored of something i usually stop playing it. Well a lot of games i don’t know what they’re going to be like until i play it. God i wish i had an example, im bad at this. What videos have i recorded?

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Fan: If you were to discover a planet in outer space, what would you name that planet?

Jack: Well, Uranus is taken. So im going to have to go with Urectum.

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Fan: What kept you motivated throughout your entire YouTube career even when things seemed like they would never go your way?

Jack: Its going to sound like a cop out, but literally the people who watch the videos. I know it sounds cheesy and it sounds like you’re pandering to the people, but thats the real reason. There’s always a time when you’re uploading stuff that you don’t know if its going to do well or you don’t know if people are going to like it, and sometimes it just takes off and people love it. Then there’s always the times when you feel really down and you can go into the comments or go on Instagram or Tumblr or Twitter or something, and you can see people saying really nice things, or you will see them drawing fan art of the game that you’ve played or telling you their story. Like the people who have come up and said that you’ve helped them a lot, its that kind of stuff that keeps you going. 

Because it’s very easy when you’re doing YouTube to get very jaded by it, because there’s a lot of- like when you get super involved in it and you do it as your job and you’re doing it day after day all the time, its very easy for it to consume you and to make you feel a bit cynical about everything. I don’t know, like you kind of take for granted what you have. So its when you do things like this, when you meet people, when you hear their stories and you hear how much what you do means to them, even if you think its silly, that keeps you going. Because you mean a lot for other people, as much as the people mean for you when they watch your videos. It’s a very back and forth thing and i definitely think its the viewers who watch your content.

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Fan: Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Jack: HELL YES.

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Fan: What do you want to say to all of the haters of pineapple on pizza out there?

Jack: Fuck you. There’s two types of people in the world, people who like pineapple on pizza, and people who are wrong [points at Mark]

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Fan: When the full release [of Subnautica] comes out in May, are you going to re-do the series?

Jack: Yes. I mean, i feel like i kind of have to. Well i’ll probably skip a lot of the similar stuff like building bases and farming things [can’t hear what he said here] and whatever we haven’t seen or if stuff has changed or anything like that. I will definitely do it again, i love that game. The more Subnautica i get to play, the better. Its like the best game ever.

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Fan: How is it like to make people smile every day?

Jack: It’s the best, man. Its awesome. It’s weird when you do- like i know that YouTube, what we do, people don’t consider it a job, but it is a job. And not a lot of people get to have that sort of feedback in their job or their line of work or the stuff that they like to do, or in their hobbies even. So its really cool that the stuff that we get to do that makes us happy, in turn reflects and makes other people happy, which in turn makes us happy, then it makes you happy. So its a really cool thing. I love it. I can’t imagine myself doing anything else anymore and it’s the best feeling in the world.

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Fan: What’s a big goal that you want to achieve this year or in the next coming years?

Jack: Its like talking to a guidance counsellor again, like, ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’. I don’t know, happy? [laughs]

Fan: It’s ok, happy is good. Stay happy!

Jack: I will try my best. As i said in the other question, i hope to do touring, and there’s other stuff that i’m trying to get done, that i can’t really say anything about and we don’t know if they’re going to happen or not so i don’t want to put stuff out there. As i said in the new years video i did, i just want to try and reach my potential or at least push past that. Because again, it’s very easy to just get complacent and just upload videos and do whatever, but you need to have that drive and that fire in you to keep going and try new things. I really want to try new things because i keep putting it off a lot of the time like, ‘oh, i have to make videos today i don’t have time for that.’ 

So i want to try and do more, and try and do bigger and better things because i always see other people do bigger and better things and its really inspiring. I want to try and reach that kind of potential as well. And i want to surprise people more than anything. I don’t want to just do the same thing over and over again and people think ‘oh its the loud, swearing Irishman.’ That’s cool, and that’s going to be on my gravestone, but i want to do more, and i want to as i said, surprise people and maybe do stuff that people thought i couldn’t do or stuff that i didn’t think i could do. I don’t know what that is, but we will find out together.

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Fan: What’s it like knowing that thousands, millions of people support you in your dream even though 95% of them you’ve never met?

Jack: That is a weird thing, isn’t it? Because i always meet people and like all you guys here, a lot of you know who i am, some of you probably don’t, you probably just wandered in here, saw a crowd and was like ‘sure, whats going on in here?’ [laughs] So its really weird when you meet people and they know so much about you but you know almost nothing about them. Or maybe you know their username or their avatar and stuff like that, so i don’t know, it’s really bizarre. It’s a really surreal feeling, it’s awesome, i love that. I love that when you do YouTube you can reach so many different people, and not just world wide, there is so many people in different countries that speak languages that i had never even heard spoken, that you can see watched your video and im like, how? That kind of stuff is just so cool. I’m always fascinated by it. I don’t think i’ll ever stop being fascinated by it.

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Fan: When did you and Signe meet? And how?

Jack: We actually met through Tumblr, which is really weird. Whenever i tell people that, they are kind of like ‘Oh.. i don’t know..’ Oh, we have five minutes! Ok, really fast. So, i was on Tumblr one day, and i was looking at a cool thing, and then she was like ‘hey dude wassup’ and i was like ‘yo girl wassup’ and then i was like ‘oh awesome.. thats pretty cool’ [laughs] 

No, she had drawn some stuff of me a long time ago and then we just got talking. I can’t remember what we got talking about first, i’m terrible. And then i needed- I asked her if i could use one of her pieces of art in a thumbnail for a fan game that was done, so we just kind of got talking through that. And then she was doing a livestream on her birthday, and she was drawing me in it, so i stopped in, creepily. And i just said, “Hey, you better draw me pretty.” as a joke and she said “Go fuck yourself.” so i was like [nods head] Suh dude? [laughs] Its not just some magical fairytale, i didn’t ride in on a white horse brandishing a blade. I’m such a Casanova, right?

BTS as Aesthetics

[ tag yourself! I wanna know who you identify the most with :) ]

Seokjin: a golden crown adorned with rubies and emeralds; vanilla icing; peaches; white sheets; parted lips; fluffy sweaters; coffee brown loafers; that one friend with an endless supply of pencils; a field of sunflowers; the smell of the inside of a bakery; morning rain; chasing butterflies; a book with wrinkled and ripped pages; the ache in your stomach after laughing too long; two bodies pressed together; chandeliers; cotton candy; a fading polaroid picture; soft hands; chaste kisses; herbal tea; relaxing under a tree in the summer sun. 

Yoongi: motorcycles; jack-o-lanterns; spiraling staircases, red lighting, sneaking out of the house at midnight; lazy kisses; secret smiles from opposite sides of the room; mismatched socks; gasoline; cuddling under layers of sheets; ditching umbrellas in the rain; leather boots; black skinny jeans; a bouquet of roses; scribbled love notes; good scotch; the smell of the forest; snowball fights; peppermint sticks in hot chocolate; marble pillars; turtlenecks; off-key singing; standing on the hood of a car; snuggling at a beach bonfire. 

Namjoon: wire glasses; stargazing at 2 am; walls covered with maps; taking ugly selfies; long rants about society and politics; earl grey tea; lip bites; passionate kisses; beige blankets; lollipops; jumping on the bed; coffee shop background music; thunderstorms; baseball caps; the feeling of a comfortably full stomach; a single lily lying on your doorstep; copies of poems from dead poets; the roaring 20s; denim overalls; outdoor swimming pools; playing chess; finishing a box of doughnuts with your favourite person.

Hoseok: attending football games; hesitant first kisses; apple pie; borrowed hoodies; beanies as a fashion statement; dewy grass; bubble baths; the feeling of blood rushing to your brain; front flips on trampolines; being thrown into the pool; fizzy drinks; playing with puppies; stolen glances at your lips; playing card games; punching a vending machine to get a snack for free; being drenched in sweat; colourful sneakers; having your headphones on and not being able to hear the outside world; staying at amusement parks until closing time.

Jimin: uncontrollable laughter; crow’s feet; orange juice; watching reruns of shows from the 90s; face paint; watching fireworks from a skyscraper; drinking straight from a coconut; cuddling while it rains outside; swimming in the ocean; fuzzy slippers and bathrobes; smiling in-between kisses; crying when your friend starts crying; watering plants that aren’t even yours; petting every dog you see on the way to work/school; the smell of cherry blossoms; seeing rainbows after a thunderstorm; dropping onto the floor after a gruelling workout.

Taehyung: letting go of balloons; running around barefoot; denim jackets; neon socks; doing the puzzles on the back of cereal boxes; serene smiles; singing along to musicals; either incredibly rough or soft kisses; syrup on pancakes; mineral water; watching terrible movies on purpose and acting like movie critics; surprise dates at fancy restaurants; playing pranks on all of your friends; finishing an 18″ new york pizza with just your best friend to spite the waitress who said you couldn’t do it; spooning on the couch.

Jungkook: paint-splattered white shirts; art galleries; being quiet even though you have a lot to say; ripped jeans; taking pictures of everything beautiful; watching flocks of birds fly by; staying at the beach until it gets too cold; raising your eyebrows as a form of communication; the smell of rain and fancy hotel lobbies; flipping through old books; running until you can’t feel your lungs or legs; back hugs; a fresh bouquet of flowers on your desk every monday; handwritten reminders; black coffee; finally beating the claw machine.

Please Remember Me (One-Shot Request)

GIF IS NOT MINE - CREDIT TO OWNER!

Requested by anon: One where Bucky has a crush on reader but she has an accident and looses her memory and the doctors don’t know when she’ll get it back.

Word count: 2344

Warnings: swearing, mentions of memory loss and car accidents. Angst mainly SORRYYY

A/N: this is a fem!Reader x Bucky fic :) also… part 2?


Bucky’s POV

I had been thinking about her all day. The way her hair frames her face perfectly, her smile - how it brightens a room instantly. The way I feel all light and positive about every little thing in life whenever I’m with her.

Obviously, the feeling isn’t mutual. I see the way she looks at Steve whenever he’s around. He never notices, but I do. Girls are complicated, man. I feel like she has an inkling I like her, but doesn’t tell me or show it. She sees the way I glare when she flirts with Steve or does that stupid giggle whenever he makes a joke. But, whenever I so much as talk to Nat she’ll storm off and refuse to speak to me for at least a few days.

Anyway, we had all just got back from a gruelling mission and I was craving her company. October is the worst month of all for missions. It’s cold, wet and often snowy so although I had showered and changed, I was still shaking. I knew the only way I could warm up would be through her.

“Guys, does anyone mind if I invite Y/N over?” I ask the rest of the team. We’re currently all hunched around the firepit by the entrance of the compound.

After a series of ‘please do’ and cheers I pulled out my phone and scrolled through the contacts list until I found her name. Which she entered into my phone herself.

Y/N the legend and best friend of everyone wow how great

I smirked as I pressed the ‘message’ option and texted her.

Hey, doll. Just back from a mission. Wanna come over and hang? Nat’s ordered pizza ;)

I wait a few moments and scroll through the candid photos I have of us on my phone. It’s something I’ve always liked to do when I’m nervous or a bit shaken after a mission to calm me down.

Y/N: Sure, Buck. Getting into my car now, touch the pizza and you’re dead :) xo

I laugh at her reply and inform the team she’s coming over. Y/N isn’t technically part of the team as she’s a technician so usually works in the lab with Stark and Banner, but she’s definitely part of the family.


Your POV

I sigh as I turn on the engine of my car. It’s freezing today and I have about three layers on to keep me moderately warm. Soon the car is a nice enough temperature and I take off my hat and scarf, throwing them into the passenger seat. I turn on my favourite music and pull out of the driveway.

Soon I’m casually driving down the country roads which lead to the compound. 

“Oh, come on.” I grumble as the windscreen of the car steams up because of the condensation.

I look in my wing mirror to ensure no vehicles are behind me. When I see the streets are clear, I use the sleeve of my jacket to wipe the windscreen clear. Once it’s transparent enough for me to see out of, I nod in conformation and continue driving.

I feel my phone vibrate from my jacket pocket and I reach down and fish it out. I unlock it and alternate my eyes between the road and the screen. I see the name ‘Buckaroo’ flash at the top of the screen and I press on the notification.

Bucky: Where are you? Pizza is here and is looking tempting…

I chuckle to myself. Bucky Barnes was my favourite of the Avengers. I mean, they’re all like family to me and I love them all, but I didn’t have a connection with any of them the same way I did Bucky. Ever since he joined the team, I felt very protective over him and even though I’m smaller, I tried my best to keep him from harm’s way. He appreciated that, and returned the favour.

I also had strong feelings for Bucky. I was never good with intimacy, so I didn’t tell anyone about those feelings. He made me feel beautiful, safe and happy all at the same time. Whenever I saw him staring at me, I got nervous and would always let out an awkward laugh with whoever I was talking to, usually Steve, who I was also extremely close to.

Tonight was the night. I was going to confess my feelings to Bucky Barnes.

At least, that’s what I thought.

Hearing a truck horn from behind me shocks me entirely, causing me to start skidding on the black ice which came out of nowhere. I start swearing under my breath as I feel myself losing control over the car. Was I seriously going to die from daydreaming about Bucky?

My car swerves onto the other lane, and the truck hits the back of me. I hit my face off the steering wheel and it becomes evident I’ve broken my nose. I notice the roads are empty and the damn truck driver got away. I pinch the bridge of my nose and hiss in pain as I tilt my head back to stop the bleeding.

I was too distracted to notice the large SUV heading out of one of the side streets. The headlights of the vehicle blinded me and I let out a scream, well aware of what was about to happen. I got into the brace position and secured my hands above my head.

I heard a loud crash coming from my right. I smashed my head off the door and felt severe pain from the back of my skull and then everything went dark.


General POV

Nat was tapping her fingers against the pizza box on her lap as she waited rather impatiently for Y/N. Her best friend was running late and she wasn’t happy about it.

“Barnes,” she barked. “You sure she’s coming?”

“Positive.” Bucky nodded. “She shouldn’t be far away, she texted me 10 minutes ago to say she’s-”

He was cut off by what sounded like an explosion in the distance. Him and the rest of the team turned around to see thick black smoke rising from the woods beside the compound.

“What the hell is that?” Steve picked his shield up from beside him.

“Better find out.” Nat loaded a gun before nodding to the team and leading them through the woods. Sam, Wanda, Clint and Vision remained lookout at the compound.

They emerged from the woods and Nat leaped out onto the road. She saw a black SUV speeding away in the opposite direction from a smaller black car. Whatever car it hit was completely destroyed and it’s engine was on fire.

“That’s a Hydra SUV!” Steve yelled as he hurled his shield towards the vehicle.

“No… oh, fuck, no.” Bucky ran his hands through his hair in frustration as the team all sprinted after the SUV. Nat turned around at the last moment.

“What?” she asked.

“Th-that’s Y/N’s car.” he pointed a shaking hand to the burning car.

“Oh, my God.” Nat’s heart sank. “Y/N!” 

Steve and Tony pursued the Hydra vehicle while Bucky and Nat broke into a run towards Y/N’s car. They saw Y/N’s crumpled body pressed up against the cracked window. They shouted her name multiple times but she never stirred. 

Bucky ripped the door off completely with his metal arm before pulling her limp body from the car. As he gently carried her away from the scene Nat scanned the car to see if she was alone. Once she was convinced there was nobody else to help, she jogged after Bucky.

“Sam! Wanda!” Nat called out as Y/N began to cough up blood in Bucky’s arms. “Vision!”

After hearing the desperate cries from Nat, the rest of the team burst through the trees and gasped at the sight before them. Nat had her hand over her mouth to muffle her sobs as she stared down at Bucky trying to keep Y/N alive.

“Y/N?” Wanda whispered. “Somebody tell me that’s not Y/N!”

Everyone was completely silent. Vision had his head bowed and was staring at the ground, finally lost for words. Wanda was crying and being half-comforted by Sam who was in shock himself.

Steve and Tony were nowhere to be seen, which was partly a good thing because neither of them would have been able to handle such a tragedy.


Your POV - 3 days later

I feel myself regaining my senses. My hand twitches, and something cold holds it in place. I open my eyes and I am immediately met by a bright light being shone into them. I groan and close them again.

“Doll, thank God you’re alive!” a man laughs from beside me.

I pull my hand away and open my eyes slowly. I look around the room and I seem to be in a hospital bed. I look down at my hands and they have what appears to be burn marks on them. I also have a drip in the back of my hand.

“You okay, Y/N?” someone asks from beside me. 

I look to the side and see a man who looks extremely out of place in such a white room. He has dark hair which reaches just above his shoulder. His piercing blue eyes are watching me worriedly. He is wearing all-black and it’s only then I notice a gun holster. And a metal arm.

I gasp in fear and launch myself off of the bed. I instantly fall over. I’m far too weak to hold myself up so I crawl for the door and drag the IV bag and it’s stand with me.

“Y/N, what are you doing?” the man hops out of his chair. “You’re okay, you’re fine.”

“No…” I whisper hoarsely as I continue trying to escape the room. In my mind I’ve been kidnapped by an attractive assassin.

“Y/N! Stop!” the man wraps his metal arm around my waist and gently lays me back in the bed. “Calm down.” he instructs.

“I have to go home.” I whimper and look at my hands.

“Just stay here, okay doll?” the man smiles sympathetically. “Banner will be here in a second to make sure everything is in order.”

I nod, unaware of who Banner is but I stay quiet. I didn’t want this man to shoot me, or hit me with his metal arm because it would most likely go straight through me.

A sweet-looking man enters the room. He has glasses behind which are kind eyes. He takes out a clipboard and assesses me silently, occasionally smiling. He takes notes on the clipboard before walking over.

“Y/N, when we heard the news we were all really worried.” he mumbles. I nod without uttering a word.

“Now,” he says, putting the clipboard down. “Can you tell me who this man beside you is?”

“No,” I shake my head and his eyes widen. The man beside me falls back in his chair and looks defeated. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay.” the doctor smiles. “Do you know your name?”

“No,” I shake my head again.

“I’m going to show you some photos and you’re going to tell me their names if you know them, okay?” he takes some photos out of his pocket and lays them in front of me.

A woman with fiery red hair. The photo has me in it, we’re on a beach somewhere and we seem to be laughing. I shake my head.

A man with blonde hair, very muscular. He’s holding me up above his head and I look like I’m shouting but he’s grinning. Although the picture does make me smile, I shake my head. 

The doctor himself. I’m standing beside him holding a clipboard and we’re both giving the camera a thumbs-up. We seem to be in a lab of some sort and we look ridiculous in the goggles and lab coat. I shake my head.

A deep-skinned man and I are on a rollercoaster ride. In the photo I’m smirking as the man beside me has his hands firmly gripping my arm, he appears to be screaming. I shake my head.

Myself and a brunette woman in a red leather coat are standing outside in the snow with candles. She looks beautiful and is smiling at the camera whereas I look like I’m complaining. I shake my head again.

I notice that each time I shake my head the brunette man with the metal arm sinks further into his chair.

I’m standing next to a very dapper looking brunette man with very sculpted facial hair. We look like we’re on a balcony of some sort. He’s winking at the camera and I’m laughing with a glass of champagne in my hand. Although the dress I’m wearing sparks something in my brain, I shake my head.

A man who is completely red, almost robot-like is looking very awkwardly into the camera lens as I sprawl out on the sofa beside him and give him a seductive side-eye. I shake my head.

I’m standing next to a man and what appears to be his children on a farm. I’m yelling as a horse rests it’s head on my shoulder and the man and his children are all smirking. I shake my head.

The last photo is a photo of the man with the metal arm and I. We’re standing in a field somewhere and the sunset looks beautiful behind us. The one thing that catches my attention is the way he’s looking at me. He has a giddy smile on his face as he looks at me as I laugh at the camera. Someone might mistake us to be a couple. The man from the photo leans forward slightly in his chair beside me.

And, although it breaks my heart, I shake my head.

The man lets out a breath and I look over to him. His eyes appear to be watery and he gives me a sad smile. He gets up and kisses me on the forehead, “please remember me.” he says before swiftly exiting the room.


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anonymous asked:

What advice do you have for really effectively and respectfully portraying Jewish characters?

i can’t speak for every jewish person and i’m sure you’ll find other people who feel differently, but this is just how i feel personally!

1. you should be aware of anti-semitic stereotypes and make sure to avoid them! common ones depict jewish people as having big noses, being greedy/cheap, there’s the nagging jewish mother/wife, the JAP (jewish-american princess), the nice jewish boy, among others. there’s a wiki article that has a bunch of them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypes_of_Jews

2. if you’re going to bring up something about a character’s jewishness, don’t bring it up solely to make joke. i see tv shows with characters who are clearly supposed to be jewish, but the only time it’s brought up is if it’s a joke about their bar mitzvah or making a joke about their nagging mother or something, basically creating characters that are only jewish for a laugh

3. not every jewish person practices the same way. there are different sects of judaism, and within those sects people differ (research the different sects!). one of my friends who i went to hebrew school with and temple with was strictly kosher, but i was not. some people will go to services that are like 3 hours long but i would hate to spend that many hours at services! i chose to attend hebrew school through my senior year of high school when my siblings did not. there are different ways to practice and people have different preferences, even within families! 

4. if you want to talk about your character being jewish (like showing them celebrating holidays, going to services, practicing in any way, showing what their home life is like) then do some research on judaism! look up practices and holidays and foods and all that stuff.

but one problem when writing a jewish character when you’re not jewish is that including certain things about their jewishness that may be genuine and real can sometimes come off as stereotyping. like if you had your jewish character eating bagels and lox it MAY come off as a stereotype to some jewish people even though plenty of jews DO eat that. and some people i think would see it as a genuine representation and appreciate that detail! i think you just gotta use your best judgement on this and know that different people will see it in different ways! (i don’t think this applies to everything though! ex. celebrating hanukkah. or other things that i don’t think are really attached to stereotypes)

but! you also don’t even have to talk about your character doing “jewish things” to make sure people know they’re jewish. they can just say so, or maybe it’s evident by their name, or maybe mentioning that they celebrate hanukkah! jewish people still do stuff that everyone does like eat pizza and go to the movies and stress out over tests at school and all that stuff and i think it’s okay to have a jewish character do those things and not have everything focused on their jewishness. but it’s your call of course! 

for me personally, i’d appreciate and enjoy seeing a jewish character mention celebrating shabbat on friday night, or making matzo ball soup for their family, or talk about how nervous they were for their bar/bat mitzvah, or eating some bagels and lox. but i would also be perfectly content just knowing that a character is jewish without focusing on their practices, and just having them being a strongly written and likable character!

5. if you have any jewish friends, talk to them or ask them stuff to learn more about what it’s like to be jewish/be raised jewish! ask about family traditions, family dynamics, services, hebrew school, bar/bat mitzvahs, etc.! i think being jewish can definitely affect how you view and experience the world so i think it would help to ask some actual jewish people stuff to make your character sound more genuine

and if there is a lacking of jewish people around you, and therefore no jewish friends, you can always ask me! 

6. reading books by jewish authors might help! or reading/watching stuff about jewish characters that were done well 

that’s all i can think of for now but keep in mind that these aren’t rules! this is just how i feel about it so i hope that this could help you out ;) don’t hesitate to ask me questions if you have any!

boneless - lai guanlin

LAI GUANLIN SCENARIO

▹ word count: 1360 words
▹ summary:  you’ve been crushing on the cute guy who works at your favorite pizza place for a while, but you’re too scared to actually make a move. when your best friend dares you to talk to him, things don’t go quite the way you were hoping…

  • you love pizza
  • like really. it’s so good, and there’s this great place near your house
  • you and your best friend go there every week because its so good
  • okay that might be a lil lie
  • yeah the food is good, but the real reason that you go all the time is because of the cute guy who worked there

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anonymous asked:

Hello! How are you? I saw your comment about fasting for 5 days and losing 6 kgs.... I just recently discovered fasting, so I'm trying to understand it and doing some research... but I have a question: during the fasting period, do you drink anything? You really don't eat anything at all during those 5 days? And then, when you eat, how many calories do you eat and on what period of time? Thanks ;)

Hey, I’m doing quite well rn :)

I really recommend drinking a lot as dry fasts can be pretty dangerous. I usually drink between 2-4 L a day and I would also allow myself tea and lemon water.
I heard that up to 50 kcal it’s still considered a fast but I never eat during my fasts since I feel like it’s cheating.

Ideally you should eat only a small amount of calories after a fast and maybe gradually raise them day by day. It might is also better start with fruits and vegetables. This way your body isn’t overwhelmed by the sudden fuel and you shouldn’t gain weight this way (obviously apart from food and water weight).
I really recommend doing this especially after longer fasts. I “failed” my first fast after 14 days and ate a pizza - really regretted it, my stomach hurt like hell.

Be careful with fasting though…it’s quite drastic and can be dangerous. You definitely shouldn’t exercise excessively, it’s best to fast on a day on which you can lie around and relax. This actually is an appropriate scenario to ask “have you tried yoga?” ^^

I hope I could help you a bit~
If you decide to fast, please listen to your body and know when it’s better to stop, don’t push yourself too hard!

Pairing: Iwaizumi/Oikawa
Theme: modern!au: the interview

“Oikawa-san, you’ve led the team to yet another victory! How does it feel?”

Scoffing, Iwaizumi finished his beer and crushed the empty can, tossing it into the trashcan halfway across the room without even looking. He’d come home after a long day of work to the television still on after clearly telling his roommate to turn it off before leaving. 

Dumbass can’t do anything right…

He was going to change the channel, but the dumbass roommate also put the remote somewhere that wasn’t its rightful place. Too tired to look for it, Iwaizumi had opted to just get a beer and microwave some of last night’s leftovers, deciding working out could wait until tomorrow morning. He’d spent the day running after elementary school kids, teaching them that volleyball wasn’t only about spiking.

Iwaizumi loved kids, but today was one of those days where he wished he’d been working with college students. Spiking balls at small kids wasn’t okay. Spiking balls at kids just a few years younger than he was was okay.

“–and it’s really great, you know? Being able to work with amazing players! Isn’t that right, Tetsu-chan?” Iwaizumi watched Oikawa call over his shoulder, Kuroo Tetsurou walking by. From the way Kuroo looked over and started raising his hand, Iwaizumi could tell he was going to flip him off. But remembering the television and nationwide broadcast, he wisely lowered his hand and smiled as he kept walking.

“Now, Oikawa-san, as one of Japan’s most adored volleyball players–”

“You’re too kind!”

“–I’m sure many viewers are wondering… how are things going in your personal life? Anyone who you think about when you play?”

Iwaizumi scoffed because Oikawa Tooru, as he’d known him, was an entirely self-absorbed bastard who wouldn’t give anyone else the time of day unless he needed something.

“Well… of course!”

Iwaizumi choked on his mildly warm pad thai.

“I think about him all the time, you know?” Oikawa continued with a bright smile. “I mean, I’d love it if he were here, but… he couldn’t be. Things between us… aah, well, things aren’t that great right now. But still, every time we win, he’s the one I think of. He makes me want to be better. We almost played together, but he decided not to go professional and, honestly, I still consider him my ace.”

The camera zoomed in, it fucking zoomed in, Iwaizumi seethed, just as Oikawa gave a little lopsided smile, half lidded eyes averted.

“…I really, really wish he could’ve been here. We all have that one person, right? The one person we’re convinced is our soulmate. …I really miss him.”

Bowl clattering onto the table, Iwaizumi grabbed his phone and growled incoherent swears under his breath as he heard it ring after dialing, glaring at the screen. “Fucking…”

Oikawa here! Can’t answer, probably busy being the best! Leave a message!”

Oikawa, you fuckin’ dumbass!” Iwaizumi barked. “We had a tiny fight about whose turn it was to eat the leftover pizza!! Don’t talk about me like I’m dead!”

Hanging up, he tossed his phone across the couch. He huffed as he leaned back, arms crossed over his chest and still for a moment before reaching over and redialing with a small grumble.

“Also congrats on winning. Proud of you. Still fuckin’ mad at you though. Sleep on the couch. Bye.”

BabyDaddy!Cal Pt.6

A/N: I’m really struggling putting these chapters out and I feel bad for it, but I want y'all to know I’m doing the best I can. Surprisingly, I typed this up a bit fast and it turned out well in my opinion, so I’m guessing the writers block is diminishing. Y'all know to get this to 100 notes and feedback is very much appreciated (especially rn). Hope you nuggets enjoy💕

**WARNINGS**: Smut because it’s highly requested and  to makeup for my struggles in the last chapter


Parts: one, two, three, four, five, six,seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty{END}


“So, now that I’ve told you the latest drama, how’s tour been?” Connor smiled through the screen of your phone while cuddled up into Felix’s chest. You hadn’t spoken to your boys since you’d left for the tour two weeks ago and missed them dearly.“You and nugget okay?”

“It’s great and we’re fine."you reassured as you munched on some pickles. It’s crazy how often you crave the salty snack. "It’s fun as hell traveling the world.”

“I bet. You’ve seen more places than both of us ever will.” Felix chuckled.“What about you and Calum? How many times have you beat him?”

“Like three.” Calum hopped into your conversation as he plopped down beside you, placing his head into your lap the best he could while your belly poked his head.“ I deserved it, though.”

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Coffee with JK

Originally posted by jeonbase

“Y/N!” Jungkook called excitedly when he saw you walk into the cafe he was currently sat alone in. Following his voice, you looked over and smiled at your best friend. You began to go over to him, and he stood up to greet you with a hug.
“Ah, Kookie! It feels like so long since we last met alone, just you and me.” You grinned as you sat down opposite him at the small table.
“I know! I already ordered, if that’s okay.”
“That’s fine,” you replied. “Did you get my favourite?”
“Hot chocolate with whipped cream, marshmallows and a flake?” He listed on his fingers before you beamed at him and nodded.
“You know me too well!” You exclaimed, and you both laughed, just on time as your drinks arrived.
“Mm, this looks really good, thanks!” You said as the waitress placed them down on the table.
“No problem!” She replied.

“So,” Jungkook began. “How’s the boyfriend?”
“Uh, great!” You said back. You had hoped this topic wouldn’t come up so soon.
“When can I meet him, I need to threaten him and say if he hurts you then I’ll kill him.”
“Jungkook! You’ll do nothing of the sort.” You giggled.
“Did you know Jimin-hyung has a girlfriend now?”
Your chest tightened slightly. He hadn’t told anyone you guys were dating, had he? Jimin had promised to keep it a secret.
“No, really?” You asked, picking up your drink.
“Yeah, only we’ve never met her.” Jungkook said disappointedly.
“That is a shame.” You nodded, taking a sip and hoping that Jungkook wouldn’t realise that the girl he was talking about was sitting right across from him.
“Actually, after I pestered him for like an hour, he said that we’d all met her before.”
You nearly coughed. Pabo, he’ll get us caught, you thought.
“And then there was the one time that he said he was inviting her over, but you turned up instead.”
This time you actually coughed and froze as you realised there was now a generous amount of whipped cream on your nose.
“Y/N! Are you okay?” Jungkook asked quickly, trying to hide a snort of laughter. “I feel bad for laughing.”
“Aish.” You smiled and nodded to signify you were okay before using a napkin to get rid of the cream.

“Anyway, so I have a funny story to tell.” He continued. “One day I was going to call you to invite you over, but my phone was dead so I asked Jimin-hyung if I could use his phone and he said yeah. I was looking through his contacts to find your number, but it wasn’t there. So I said, “Hyung, why don’t you have Y/N’s number saved on your phone” and he went so red! It was hilarious, and then he slipped on one of Tae’s magazines trying to grab his phone back!” Jungkook chuckled, shaking his head as he remembered the incident.
You giggled. You could definitely imagine Jimin doing that.
“Wow, that sounds.. incredible.” You said. “I wish I was there.”
“And I wish I had got it on camera.” Kookie sighed. “On that topic, do you want to come back and sleep over tonight? We have pizza, movies and blankets. You could share with me instead of hyung for once.”
“Sounds like a plan!” You grin. “I’m probably still gonna share with Chim though, sorryy.” You pouted.
“Yah, why do you always share with Jimin-hyung? Is it cos he’s the smallest so you get the most room?”
You had to cover your mouth to stop yourself from bursting out laughing at the innocently confused expression on your best friend’s face. It quickly changed into a mischievous smile.
“Aish, if he could hear you..”
“Don’t tell him!” Kookie pleaded.
You shook your head, beginning to take off the thick scarf that you had forgot to take off. “It’s kinda warm in here, a nice change from how freezing it is outside.”
But instead of agreeing or disagreeing, Jungkook was fixated on a point on your neck. He pointed to it.
“Y/N, you have another one!”
You suddenly remembered what he was talking about. Your hands flew up to your neck to cover it. “I d-don’t know what you mean.”
“You had one on your collarbone before, and one on the other side of your neck, now there’s one there! Oh my god, you have so many hickeys!” He exclaimed and your cheeks flushed red as you felt strangers’  gazes burning into you.
“Shut up Jungkook, or I will kick your ass.” You hissed in embarrassment.
“Alright, alright.” He put his hands up in surrender. “I’ll shut up.”
“Thank you.” You said, reaching down for my scarf to wrap it back around your neck.

Jungkook quietly took a sip of his drink as you finished tying your scarf. He thought of many of the memories he had of you as he looked at you. Like that funny time when he decided to prank call his hyung’s new girlfriend, taking note of how her name in his phone was ‘Princess’ to tease him about later. He remembered how, strangely, you picked up the phone instead of Jimin’s girlfriend, and you got all flustered trying to make excuses. Oh, and then there was that night when he had the weirdest dream that you and Jimin were dating, and in the dream he caught you kissing in the bathroom late at night. To be honest, now that he thought of it, it wasn’t clear in his mind whether that was a dream or if it actually happened. An idea started to form in the back of his head. Little pieces of information coming together to make something, an image, what if-
Jungkook choked on his drink, setting it down and covering his mouth with his hand. When he looked back up, you were looking at him concernedly, but he had only one thing on his mind.
“OH. MY. GOD.” He said loudly.
“What?” You asked.
“YOU’RE PRINCESS. THATS WHY, OH MY GOD I’M SO STUPID.”
“Kook, please stop shouting and tell me what-“
“YOU’RE DATING PARK JIMIN, AREN’T YOU?”

Well shit.

“It all makes perfect sense! You picking up that phone, him not having your number saved, except he did, but it was as PRINCESS! And you always sharing beds and him saying we’ve met her before because she’s YOU! Oh my GOD!”
You were speechless, not knowing what to say as Kookie continued to list the ‘clues’ that had lead him to find out your secret.
“And that’s why we could never meet her, because then we’d realise you’re her! That’s why YOU turned up when he said his girlfriend was coming over!” Jungkook had an amazed look on his face, as if he had just discovered a life species on Mars.
“But if you’re his girlfriend…” The look fell from his face as he again gestured towards your neck. “The hickeys…”
You hid your face in your hands as your cheeks flushed pink. You didn’t dare look up again until you were sure your face was it’s normal colour once more. Even then, you were wary.
“Huh.” Jungkook said, leaning back in his chair. “Why didn’t you just tell me?”
“I didn’t want it to change anything between us.” You spoke for the first time since Kook’s realisation.
Jungkook face palmed. “Aish, pabo! How could you be so silly?”
“I don’t know.” You said, finally releasing a small giggle.
“Just cos he’s my hyung doesn’t mean I won’t threaten-“
“Jeon Jungkook!” You cut him off smiling.
“I’m kidding, I’m kidding.” He beamed back.
You both sat there for a moment, considering.
“Well, this has been eventful.” You admitted.
“Yeah.” Jungkook agreed. “So..”

“Are we still on for a sleepover?” He asked.
You grinned. “You bet.”

ye I wrote another oneshot. I think its less shitty than the last one so, improvement? thanks for the follows and likes :)

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