pizza in a jar

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“Kay lets see..Jam..Nachos..Pizza sliiiiiice…Sub..Eeeeeeeggs..Bacooooon..Waaaander..Soda caaannnssss..Jar-o-Glorfrogsssss,uh-carton bag?..Salmooooon..

UGH! WHERE ARE THE STUPID SAUCES WE JUST GOT ‘EM TODA- [freezes (and not because he was in front of the fridge,but from realization on what’s on the menu.]

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“mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo?”

“GET OUT OF MY FRIDGE!!!!

SERIOUSLY,CAN A SUPER COOL SUPERVILLAIN NOT EVEN GET A NORMAL GENUINE LUNCH WITHOUT FUZZY WEIRDOS POPPING OUT OF EVERYWHERE?!”

[As Wander runs off giggling because of the nutritious,adorable,surprise,totally anonymous lunch made with love he left there,despite Haters’ choice of NOT chasing him down,the overlord has yet to realize that his nachos and sub sandwich- as well as..well… Everything else that’s not safely covered- is covered in orange fur…]

Pillow Fort (M)

Summary: Date night with Taehyung takes a pleasant turn, not that you’re complaining.
Pairing: Taehyung | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Smut
Word Count: 4,439
Author’s Note: I feel like once you’ve opened the gates of knowing you’re capable of writing (trashy) smut it just… it doesn’t go away and that idea is ruining my life so I wrote this. For science. Basically you and Taehyung have (a lot of) sex in a pillow fort, because I’m single and frustrated. Enjoy.

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To say you are excited would be an understatement as you take the stairs up to the dorms two at a time, your bag swinging at your side with each hop but you don’t care, even as breathing starts to become harder as your muscles start to ache after every step. Your lungs are working beyond what constitutes as a normal, everyday walk for you, but you are dashing down the hallway as soon as you reach the landing at the top of the stairs. You can feel your heartbeat in your ear, footsteps pounding against the floor, sure to disrupt all the neighbors who can hear the echo but you don’t give a fuck.

How could you possibly care, especially when your emotions have positively skyrocketed into the air with a simple phone call, that bright-eyed smile refusing to dip out from your face, your heart racing for more reasons than one as you watch the numbers of each apartment fly by.

Until finally you reach it.

You stop dead in your tracks, the wind catching up to you to ruffle hair as you stand with flushed cheeks, heaving chest, parted lips—locks in your mouth. You take in the apartment number, running the digits through your mind even though you already have the combination long memorized. You bite your lip as your heart continues to ram in your chest, fingers lifting up to curl at the hair sticking in your mouth to pull it down.

As soon as the hair is out of your mouth, you forget to straighten your clothes or your hair or wait until you’ve calmed down considerably. You’re still standing, heaving as if you’ve just ran miles and miles, fist raising up before you pound on the door.

It’s only a few seconds before the individual on the other side swings open the door, no ounce of hesitation in the gesture much like had it been with you, revealing Kim Taehyung—messy hair, bright eyes, cheeks flushed and his own chest heaving even though he’s only had to flutter from the couch to the door. But you’ve never seen a sight more beautiful, more perfect, and your heart sings from the sight of his physical presence.

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zodiac aesthetics

{{you can also use your rising sign!}}

aries: red lips, lava, bicycling, jean jackets, combat boots, sunglasses, fireworks, concerts

taurus: oversized knitted sweaters, tiny houseplants, cafes, forests, candles, cozy homes, tea and dessert

gemini: writing notes on your arm, tattoos, chokers, colored hair, crop tops, pins on your backpack, piercings, polariods

cancer: lockets, the moon, the ocean, rainy windshields, glitter, flower crowns, ferris wheels, white fences, swirled ice cream

leo: red hair and freckles, fire, bloody knuckles, denim shorts, fireflies, oversized sweaters, lattes, aviators, leather jackets

virgo: collared dresses, coffee and books, vinyl records, typewriters, umbrellas, silk sheets, dandelions, rolled up pants

libra: blowing bubbles, bubblegum, cotton candy, roller coasters, snapbacks, flannel, dresses with cardigans, frappucinnos

scorpio: bloodshot eyes, cigarette smoke, lace tights, black coffee, winged eyeliner, veins, rainy parking lots, bruises

sagittarius: money jars, rope bridges, macaroons, lightning, pizza, carnivals, maps with desired destinations circled

capricorn: leather, antiques, coffee, the woods, dark lipstick, apartments, spices, brown eyes, picture frames

aquarius: the galaxy, aliens, balloons, mermaids, graphic t-shirts, gas stations, jellyfish, feathers, sunrise

pisces: fairy lights, gardens, watercolors, cloudy mornings, mascara, curtains, fishtanks, creamer

Now Is That Gratitude

Pearl is tasked with picking up pizzas for Steven, Connie and Amethyst for movie night at the temple, but she runs afoul of Kofi after not tipping on a takeout order. While Pearl refuses to think she’s in the wrong, Steven convinces her to leave a tip next time. One week later, Pearl visits Fish Stew Pizza again and drops a couple bucks in the tip jar, but Kofi is distracted by another customer and doesn’t see it. When she tries to fish out the money to re-tip, Kofi turns around in time to think Pearl is stealing money from the jar and issues a lifetime ban to all the Crystal Gems. Faced with the horror of living in a pizza-less world, Amethyst negotiates a settlement with Kofi to lift the ban — but it will require Pearl to work as a waitress for a few weeks.

When I was a little girl and The Phantom Menace was in the cinemas, I have the vivid memory of one mondey at my paternal grandparents house, my godfather, who always liked to spoil me, bought 7 pizzas from Pizza Hutt so I could have the Padmé toy they were giving with their pizzas. You see, there were 6 toys, the others were of Anakin, Obi-wan, Jar-Jar, Maul and 3PO, I think. But I wanted Queen Amidala and the person at the phone told him they “would try” to send us the toy and when the first pizza came and it was Jar-Jar the toy, he couldn’t stand that I didn’t have Queen Amidala, so he bought 6 more pizzas, with 6 different toys (yes, with another Jar-Jar), so I could have Queen Amidala. So if you ever doubt the kind of love I have for Padmé Amidala, please remember that my godfather knew I needed Queen Amidala’s toy from pizza Hutt or I would have a sad mondey in 1999, and he was also right: I still remember he did that and I still have my Queen Amidala toy.

My first white pizza!! It turned out so delicious that I had to share the recipe. I made it up as I went along, and added ingredients that I thought would taste great together. I’m happy to report that my experiment was a huge success!

Ingredients

15 oz Italian pizza dough (I get mine premade from the Publix bakery!)
15 oz jar of Classico Four Cheese Alfredo 
8 oz shredded four cheese Italian blend
4 oz shredded Parmesan cheese
12 oz whole milk ricotta cheese
Olive oil
Nonstick spray

Directions  

1. Heat the oven to 400 degrees. 
2. Spray a large pizza pan with non-stick.
3. Roll the pizza dough out and place on the pan, pressing the edges into the desired crust thickness. Lightly brush olive oil onto the crust.
4. Combine ¼ cup of the Alfredo sauce with the ricotta cheese.
5. Spread the rest of the Alfredo sauce over the entire pizza, up to the crust.
6. Sprinkle Parmesan and four cheese blend to completely cover the sauce.
7. Evenly place dollops of the ricotta/Alfredo mixture on top of the cheese.
8. Place the assembled pizza into the oven and bake for 18 to 25 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown.
9. Let pizza cool for five minutes, then enjoy!

My girlfriend, an angel, the sweetest blessing this world has ever given to me, saved me an adorable little jar that the sauce for our homemade pizza came in because she knows I’ve been getting inspired by tumblr witchcraft, and we used the first harvest from this year’s basil seedlings to season said pizza… Life is Good, being gay and a witch is Good, living with the love of my life is Perfection. These reminders keep me strong. Happy Saturday all.

That photo of the Domino’s Pizza exec with miku is honestly so jarring like I felt an unease the first time I saw it that I’ve never experienced anywhere else

anonymous asked:

genderqueer af; super short; short, fake blonde hair; blue eyes; I like watching Shrek on repeat and acting out the parts; I'm the real Lord Farquaad; we'd probably just get a pizza and a giant jar of Nutella and watch The Office or some other amazing show or movie. It'd be pretty chill👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

183949293726378494927374849/10 would fucking date 💖✨💕 @xxdrxco-mxlfoyxx

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Is it mine? Leto!JokerXReader Chapter 6: You Stubborn, Stubborn Girl

Summary: Being stubborn is never good. JokerXReader Sibling!FrostXReader

Words: 1085

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Is it mine? Masterlist


(Y/N)’s POV

“I’m sorry to have to do this over the phone. I’m calling from Gotham General Hospital. You’re listed as Jonny Frost’s emergency contact. He’s been shot. He is currently stable but I have to notify you. You need to come over just in case anything changes and decisions need to be made.”

“Okay. He’s stable?”

“Yes, miss.”

“O-okay. I am currently in a different city but I am on my way. Please, keep him safe.”

“We’ll try our best.”

I hung up. Fuck. I had to go.

“(Y/N), I followed you. Is everything okay?” I looked at her with tears in my eyes. She rushed over and hugged me. “What happened?”

“Something happened to my brother. He was hurt. I have to go.” I took my keys and handed them to her. “Thank you for today. Here.” I handed her my keys. “Take my car to my house. The navigation system already has my address saved as home. You guys can stay there if you want. Just don’t break anything. I have food and multiple living rooms, pools and jacuzzis. Have fun. I’ll call you guys later to check in.” I started leaving. “One more thing. Pizza money in the jar on top of the fridge. See you all later.”

“(Y/N), where are you going?” Eric questioned when he saw me leaving.

“Talk to Annie, I really have to go. See you guys when I’m back.” I left. I called for a taxi and headed to Gotham.

“Here you go. Thank you for coming all this way.” I gave the cab driver the money and a big tip for risking his life coming here. Not many would do it. I faced Gotham General and took a deep breath.

“I can do this.” I walked in and went to the reception desk.

“Hi, can I help you?” The lady who I assumed was the receptionist spoke.

“My name is (Y/N), I’m looking for Jonny Frost. I’m his emergency contact.” She nodded. Looking up from the computer which I assume she was looking Jonny up she started telling me what to do.

“Here’s what you’re going to do. Take the elevator on the right and hit the button for the fourth floor, go straight once it stops and take a right. He’s in room C410.” I nodded at her.

“Thank you.” I headed to the elevator and once it stopped, my heart raced increased. He was shot. What would happen to him?

I walked to his door and knocked. He didn’t answer so I walked in anyways. I looked at him and almost fell apart. He looked so pale. “Jonny. I’m so sorry.” I walked closer to his bedside and held his hand. I started crying. “Please stay alive. I need you.” I took a deep breath.

“Don’t cry.” I gasped. Jonny was awake.

“Jonny, fuck. I got so scared. They called me and I got here as fast as I could. How bad is it?” I asked while smiling a bit more since he was awake.

“You shouldn’t be here.” I rolled my eyes.

“If you didn’t want me here, I wouldn’t be your emergency contact.” I countered.

“You told me to contact you if it was an emergency, that was the only way to.” I smiled at him.

“How bad is it?” I repeated my question.

“I’m alive, so not that bad. I might need a blood transfusion.” I perked up when he said that.

“We have the same blood type, Jonny. I can give you some.” He sat up more and shook his head.

“I’m not taking any from you. You’re pregnant. It’ll probably hurt the baby.” I sighed.

“We can ask the doctor.”

“No is no. You need it. I’ll be fine.” He sighed.

“Okay.” I just agreed. He was stubborn and there would be no point in arguing with him.

“You shouldn’t be here. He’s still looking for you.”

“Jonny, I came because you were shot. I’m not going to leave you by yourself.”

“I know. You’re stubborn.” I just laughed.

“I had to get some personality from you.”

“Hey!”

“What? It’s true.” He just smiled.

“I don’t know what hurts more. Getting shot or your comment?”

I smiled. “Definitely, getting shot.” He said as he moved a bit.

We just sat in comfortable silence for a bit. I remembered the ultrasound photos from earlier. “Hey, can I show you something?”

“Of course.” I pulled out the photos and showed him.

“This is my son. Alexander Jonny Frost. I even got one for you, if I ever saw you again.” I smiled as I gave it to him.

“It says “Hi, Uncle Jonny.” Wow. Thank you. You named it after me? It’s a boy?”

I nodded. “I found out this morning. Who better to name him after than his uncle? He’s going to be a spoiled little prince, but a good one.”

“I’m sure he’ll be beautiful. Maybe he’d come out looking like his uncle.” He joked.

“I thought you said he’d be beautiful?”

“You’re just mean today, aren’t you?” He frowned playfully.

“What’d you tell him?” He got serious understanding who I meant by him.

“You called me over and told me you had an amazing job offering and I left before I could get any more information so I could go with you but you had already left when I went back. I’ve been searching for you for five months.”

“Speaking of jobs, I’m a tattoo artist.” He put his hand on my shoulder.

“Proud of you. How is it doing your dream job?” I just smiled looking back on it.

“Everything I wanted it to be. I have friends and they’re amazing. We’re like family. They were so welcoming. I love it, Jonny.”

“I’m glad. You deserve it.”

We talked about different things. Although him getting shot is what brought us back together, this was such a great thing. I got to see him and we were bonding. I couldn’t have asked for a better way to spend my night.

“What time is it?” He looked at the clock.

“Midnight. You should rest.” I nodded and took an extra blanket and sat back on the chair.

“Night.”

“What are you doing?” He just laughed.

“Going to sleep.”

“Go to my house. I’ll be fine here. It’s close by if anything should happen.”

I just yawned in response. “I’ll be fine here.”

“You’re so-” He stopped when someone screamed outside.

“Jonny?”

“He’s here.” Shit.


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Mini Whole Wheat Pesto Caprese Pizzas (Vegan)
YIELD: Makes 6 small pizzas

INGREDIENTS:

For Easy Basil Pesto: (makes 1 cup)

2 cups packed fresh basil leaves
2 cloves garlic
¼ cup pine nuts
2/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil, divided
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

For Caprese Pizzas:

6 whole wheat sandwich thins or pita breads
2 cups grape or cherry tomatoes, halved*
Daiya mozzarella cheese or vegan cheese of your choice
Salt and pepper, to taste
¼ cup fresh basil, torn into small pieces

DIRECTIONS:

For Easy Basil Pesto:

Pulse basil, garlic, and pine nuts in a food processor until coarsely chopped. Add oil and process until fully incorporated and smooth. Season with salt and pepper. Transfer the pesto to a bowl or jar. Use as desired.

For Caprese Pizzas:

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Place 6 sandwich thins or pita breads on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper or foil. Spread each with a small spoonful of basil pesto. Top equally with tomatoes and mozzarella. Bake for 8-10 minutes, or until cheese is melted. Remove from oven and sprinkle pizzas with salt, pepper and fresh basil. Serve warm.

Eggplant pizza- excellent choice!

2 large eggplant, sliced 1 inch thick
24 oz jar tomato sauce
20 slices provolone cheese, mozzarella works too
3-4 oz fresh cherry tomatoes, sliced
1 cup fresh spinach
½ tsp himalayan salt
Pepper flakes, optional
Preheat your oven to 425 F. In two baking trays arrange the sliced eggplants. Sprinkle the Himalayan salt and bake for 15-20 minutes.

Remove the bake eggplant from the oven and turn your broiler on. Spread 1 tablespoon of tomato sauce over each eggplant round followed by one slice of provolone. Arrange some fresh spinach and cherry tomatoes over the cheese and broil for 3-5 minutes. Make sure you keep a close look while the eggplant is under the broiler as they can burn really fast.

Serve while still hot.