pizza delivery guy

People get tattoos once they've found there soulmate

-people wearing shorts to show off that one tattoo that’s just formed
-people wearing a tonne of clothes on the summer just to hide the lack of tattoos
-people loving someone but the Tatoos not showing so they draw them on
-a girl crying in the rain as concealer is washed away revealing ratios everywhere,
Her soulmate died and she was left with them and she’s trying to move on
-or she takes pictures of them not wanting to forget him as they slowly fade away
-adults moving because the baby’s soulmate was the same gender and they found out through a play date
-the child growing up with a single tattoo on his shoulder
-his grandfather is deathly I’ll so they have to go back and he meets the pizza delivery guy
-a tattoo begins to form on his wrist as he hands the money over
-a man and a woman bump in the street coffee spills everywhere and as it soaks through you can see a tattoo beginning to form I made a part two yall 😫😫♥️

Seriously, the best thing about the Trials Of Apollo is that we find out that the confused pizza delivery who was walking around at camp half-blood that Percy mentioned in the Battle of the Labyrinth( I think?) was actually sent by Apollo.

For your consideration: SuperFriends Halloween
  • Alex is Belle, Maggie is The Beast. Maggie is upset bc people keep calling her cute all night and she’s like ‘i’m not cute, bitch. i’m scary’
  • Alex and Maggie both go as Superman, just to annoy Kara
  • Alex and Maggie both go as Kara, just to annoy Kara
  • Everyone goes as Alex and Maggie (button downs tucked into tight ass jeans, leather jackets)
  • Maggie is Princess Peach. Alex is Mario. They make Kara go as Bowser and Winn as Toad.
  • J’onn always wins best dressed, bc he just transforms into other people
  • Alex goes as Kara. Maggie goes as Cat Grant, calls Alex Kiera all night. Real Kara responds out of habit.
  • Lena shows up in a bald cap and is clearly supposed to be Lex. Everybody pauses for a second and there’s dead silence, and then they all start pissing their pants laughing. She’s invited back the next year.  
  • Maggie dressed as Lexa. Alex comes out of the bedroom, ALSO dressed as Lexa, ‘we can’t BOTH be Lexa’. Maggie pours them shots. ‘We’ll let the spirits decide’.  
  • Kara retaliates to years of Halloween abuse, goes as Alex, does the most perfect imitation, flirts with maggie all night as a cherry on top.
  • Vasquez wears normal clothes and an eyepatch, deadpans ‘I’m a pirate now fuck off’ whenever someone asks about her costume (she doesn’t like Halloween very much)
  • Winn going as Jon Snow bc Winnter is Coming. 
  • Winn painting himself green and wearing Jon Snow outfit: J’onn Snow
  • Everyone goes as different versions of J'onn. J'onn Travolta. J'onn Lenon. J'onn McClain. J'onn Cena.
  • J’onn goes as a pizza delivery guy every year after the Papa J’onns Incident
  • Maggie wears a black muscle tee and says 'I’m Alex’s favorite guns’ as she flexes. She’s not wrong.  
  • Maggie and James, both massive Simpsons Nerds, go as Lenny and Carl
  • Maggie goes as Lisa’s Floreda outfit. Nobody gets it. Maggie is smadissapointed in her friends
you know you’ve read too many fics when...

Yesterday I was walking out of a sex toy shop in bustling Akihabara, when I noticed a pizza delivery guy hesitantly approach the store, pizza box in hand. He started to step in, then looked around like he was double checking the address. My mind immediately says, “Ah, this is so something Yuu’s friends would do to him. Shinoa would totally call in an order to be delivered to a sex shop so the cherry boy of the squad would have to walk in and wonder around the shelves of dildos and anal beads in attempt to deliver the pizza. And of course Yuu would be all flustered, and then he leaves the store confused, accidentally running into someone passing on the sidewalk and - shit! of course it would be Mika, his crush, and here Yuu is awkwardly walking out of a sex shop and…”

Reasons why my grandmother is absolutely precious

- gasped when my mum used the dimmer to lower the lights and called it witchcraft
- took my cousins, my brother and me to see ice age 2 when it came out, didn’t like it and cried because “the animals were in danger!”
- calls the App Store “the market”
- cried for half an hour after I told her I was trans because she was devastated by the thought of me suffering in silence for years
- thought my mum’s friend’s boyfriend was the pizza delivery guy (because he picked up our pizza on the way over) and was completely chill thinking that we just invited some random pizza delivery guy in to have dinner with us.
- asked said boyfriend if the other pizzas in his car wouldn’t get cold.
- thinks frank iero is a random buddy of mine who just happens to be good at playing guitar.
- told me to tell him she says hi.
- was completely delighted when I told her he said hi back.
- asked if I had a crush on him and when I said kinda yeah she told me to try and get in his pants
- tried to give me tips on how to seduce him.
- reacted to “he’s 13 years older than me and married” with “age is just a number, you’re all adults and maybe his wife is into that”
- asks me how he’s doing every time I see her
- still won’t recognise him in photos and thinks every photo of frank is a photo of me.
- fucking loves the snapchat puppy filter and keeps telling me to make her into a dog.
- keep saying “this is incredible, I can SEE you!” every time on FaceTime. For the past 4 years.
- didn’t buy a wedding dress for her own wedding and instead spent the money on buying my grandfather a pair of shoes he could wear for their wedding
- when my greatgrandfather wouldn’t pay for their wedding dinner she sneakily handed my grandpa money under the table so he could pay for it and wouldn’t be embarrassed (fucking 60’s) because my grandfather had to give everything he earned to his parents (who wouldn’t pay for dinner)
- tried to save my father from my mum (her daughter) multiple times because she was scared he’d get hurt
- once before they got married because my mum travels a lot for work and meets a lot of new people and my grandmother was afraid my dad might get hurt in the process.
- spoils our cat while cat sitting him to the point where he won’t eat unless someone is sitting next to him and stroking his back.
- asked me what being stoned feels like and responded to my explanation with “I’ll have to see that for myself”