pizza bffls

anonymous asked:

"I got pizza delievered bc im having a party and wow ur really cute so i keep ordering pizza just to see ur face" au, Jasico

IRONICALLY ENOUGH THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I FEEL LIKE DOING TONIGHT AND IT’S NOT EVEN MY MAIN SHIP

  • ok so nico loses a bet against lou ellen will and cecil
  • and as punishment he has to hold a party at his house bc nico’s house is huge but even better it has a huge basement that’s perfect for parties
  • nico’s just grumbling about it like yeah whatever fine but you guys do all the work
  • so lou ellen orders the pizza and for a joke adds a special request:
  • sEND YOUR CUTEST DELIVERY GUY
  • fast forward most of the partygoers are in the basement and nico’s one of the few people in the living room and the doorbell rings
  • since no one else is around nico just kinda sighs and gets up from his really comfortable spot on the couch and opens the door
  • AND HOLY MOLY WHAT A CUTIE
  • he’s kinda flustered bc he didn’t expect the delivery guy to be cute but this is nico he manages to hide it under a veneer of grumpiness
  • ok so his fingers shake a little when he pays for the pizza but who tf cares
  • and jason’s dealt with a lot of cute (and weird) clients before bUT DOES THAT SWEATER LOOK GREAT ON THAT GUY OR WHAT
  • nico’s relieved when the dude’s finally gone bc wtf what was that. but all’s good bc they’all probably never see each other again right ???? right???? i mean nico doesn’t even order from that place ahhahahahhahahahaha
  • except like a week later he finds himself dialing the pizza place’s number well like what are the chances that it’s gonna be the same delivery guy??? he’s probably safe right
  • bUT IT IS THE SAME DELIVERY GUY
  • and it’s kinda awkward again
  • when jason gets back to the pizza place his coworker/bffl piper just kinda looks at him before saying “it was that cute guy from last week wasn’t it”
  • and jason’s just like “…yes it was”
  • AND SO FOR TWICE OR THRICE A WEEK NICO CALLS THE PIZZA PLACE AND BUYS PIZZA. NOT LIKE FOR AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE OR ANYTHING AHAHAHHAHHA
  • he always gets jason except this one time where it’s this rly pretty girl and he feels this dEEP PANG OF DISAPPOINTMENT LIKE WHOA WHAT WAST HAT
  • and maybe it’s just his imagination but he might have heard the girl say “he’s right, you are cute”
  • eventually he finds out jason’s name and they begin to have these little conversations like
  • “you studying?” “yeah” “what are you studying?” “greek mythology” “oh wow that’s cool; i know more about roman though”
  • one night he asks just out of the blue
  • “so how did you get that scar on your lip?”
  • and jason gives in and tells nico the story of how he tried to eat a stapler when he was a toddler
  • aND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER JASON SEES AND HEARS NICO LAUGH
  • AND HIS HEART JUST GOES LIKE THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP HOLY FUCK OH NO NONONONO
  • jason may or may not be considering hiding under a brick forever bc there’s no way that guy likes him back probably
  • bUT THE NEXT DAY… dun dun dun
  • well they’re at uni and nico’s walking around with percy annabeth and hazel
  • when percy suddenly goes like “BRO”
  • so naturally nico looks at the person he shouted at aND WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S PIZZA DELIVERY GUY
  • and before nico can escape percy’s dragging him to meet the guy who looks just as shocked as nico feels
  • annabeth and hazel hang back a little and they don’t really seem surprised to see jason and nico’s like ???? they all know each other ???? why have i not seen this guy out of his uniform before
  • WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG AND HE’S RED LIKE A TOMATO NOW FUCK
  • so anyway before percy can introduce them jason’s like “it’s you”
  • and nico’s like “yeah… hi”
  • and percy’s like “wait you guys know each other?”
  • and jason’s like “yes” while nico’s like “sorta” and they just sort of ignore percy after that
  • on the following night nico orders pizza again aND
  • “…so… do you want to hang out sometime? like. just the two of us”
  • his mind is like asdfghjkladfhgjhfjafjskdfkhdhdgagfjdfslfkkhgd but he just says “oh. um. yeah, sure, that sounds cool.” cough, scratches back of the neck nervously “just one condition”
  • “what?”
  • “let’s not go anywhere that has pizza on the menu”