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I considered it :3c

Michael being able to use magic is my favorite thing on the pLANET OKAY

The other half of the doodles are under the cut!!

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  • Wigglytuff: bruh deadass hungry rn… yo Chatot
  • Chatot: ya, Guildmaster what u want?
  • Wigglytuff: lemme get uhhhhhhhh.. BONELESS APPLE from the provisions wit a 2 liter of coke
  • Chatot: fuck kinda apple? and 2 LITER MACHINE 🅱️ROKE we got 1L tho
  • Wigglytuff: fuck you mean 🅱️ ight look lemme get that apple BONELESS.
  • Chatot: uh? apples don’t got bone on it
  • Wigglytuff: tf did i just say then
  • Chatot: u said, lemme get it BONELESS, like apples got a damn bone on it
  • Wigglytuff: we all got bones in our shit then
  • Chatot: nah
  • Wigglytuff: so whats the problem
  • Chatot: D IC KHEAD name one apple that got bones on it
  • Wigglytuff: just dont get apple with that shits on it bruh how many times i gotta say it
  • Chatot: bruh jus explain me how tf apples can be boneless?
  • Wigglytuff: if it dont got bone on it iss BONELESS
  • Chatot: son what school you go to
  • Wigglytuff: dawg i dont understand the problem just make my shit BONELESS DEADASS
  • Chatot: im deadass not bringing you this apple
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F: IT’S JUST THE PREGNANCY CRAVINGS I SWEAR!!!

LV: YOU HAVE DISHONOURED OUR FAMILY!!!

F: I’M SORRY!!!!!

LV: *sobbing* WHAT WOULD GRANDPA ROME SAY IF HE WERE ALIVE?!?!??

F: DON’T BRING GRANDPA INTO THIS!!!!

LV: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU RIGHT NOW.

A tired Belgium: Sweet fucking Jesus, you two. Feliciano, the baby needs you to sleep, Lovi, get your ass back in here and leave your poor brother alone.

F: ok.

LV: ok.

nashidakyouko  asked:

HC for Sanvers' favorite show to binge together? How does Alex learn about Maggie's love of bonsai (first time to her place? Or do they come across some bonsai on a date and Maggie just gushes?)? Which one takes more pictures of the other? -P/S

They watch Grey’s Anatomy and Maggie can’t get over how much Lexie looks like Alex “you two even have the same name, Danvers!” But Alex doesn’t see it.

Okay so Maggie has this bonsai tree in the middle of the island in her kitchen and the first time alex sees it she’s like “that’s the karate kid tree” and Maggie gets all offended like “no it’s called a bonsai and it’s great and amazing and I love it okay?” Then alex teases her because it’s the Maggie Sawyer of trees. Smol and cute.

Maggie takes so many pictures of Alex. Her walls were always so barren because she never really had anyone to love before. So she takes lots of pictures of alex. Of her and Alex. Of the superfam. And she frames them. And she hangs them on her wall. Because it makes her house feel a little more like a home.

No eyes for you. 04

Originally posted by kookies-for-taehyung

Jimin x reader

01 | 02 | 03 | Reading |  END

Gender: Male x Female
Genre: Highschool/college au
Warning: smut.
Word count: 1832  words

Summary: Having a crush on your best friend’s sister was already hard enough for Jimin especially when Jungkook made clear his sister was off limits. The idea of his older sister dating on of his friends made him feel sick. Lucky for him he didn’t have to worry about that since Y/N made clear that she didn’t have eyes for high schoolers no matter what.  
But things might change when he hears his name being moaned out in the shower.


“Y/N?” her mother called from behind the bedroom door before opening it.
“Your dad and I  are going out for dinner with Jimin’s parents, mind watching those two for me?” Y/N’s mouth fell open, this must’ve been a very freaky coincidence or Jimin had planned all of it.
Not wanting her mother to get suspicious of her Y/N quickly nodded “I knew I could count on you. If you guys get hungry I left some money on the kitchen counter so that you can order pizza or something.” The voice of Y/N’s father could be heard notifying his wife they should be leaving.

And just like that Y/N was wrapped around in her blanket hiding from the boy that was in the room next to her that might just end up in her bed tonight.
Huffing Y/N shook her head, there was no way that would happen Jimin was simply putting her on edge that was all. Nodding and laughing at herself Y/N decided to take out her books and focus on her studies “me and Jimin? how ridiculous.” Y/N mumbled to herself, though the thought of Jimin during sex couldn’t help but turn Y/N on. Shaking her head furiously Y/N tried to focus on her studies once more, but her hand had other plans and soon she could feel her cold fingers against her womanhood. Closing her eyes Y/N could see the picture of Jimin’s hand in her mind.

Y/N managed how his fingers would feel inside her, they already felt like lava against her skin could you imagine there? It would be like magma there. Y/N felt so bad and dirty to think about someone younger than her, having such lewd thoughts about someone that was still in high school but she couldn’t help it. Y/N always had eyes for the black haired boy, even before Jungkook became friends with him, but she never engaged any contact because she refused to be like the girls who loved to throw themselves at him.

Besides, Y/N was a senior, by the time she mustered up the courage to talk to Jimin she would already have graduated and her friends didn’t make things easier. They would always say what a shame it was that all cute boys and girls were juniors and freshmens and how they couldn’t start a relationship with them because it wouldn’t turn out right anyways. Someone being in college while their loved one was still in high school miles apart? That reeked of disaster.
It was due to her friends that Y/N came to the mindset of high schoolers being off limits and only date college boys, it was a much safer route. But damn, Jimin made it hard for her.

Jimin was basically the apple Adam and Eve weren’t suppose to eat, but it was too tempting not to take a bite out of it. The way he could look so soft and childlike and change to a pure sex god with a simple swipe of his tongue against those plush lips. Y/N took her bottom lip in between her teeth as she imagined all the wrongs that tongue could do to her. Muffled and forced down moans filled Y/N’s bedroom, she tried her hardest to keep quiet but it was impossible with her being almost over edge. It was all because of Jimin that she had become like this, a complete mess.

“J-Jimin…”  Slipped passed Y/N’s mouth.

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ironthrones  asked:

ok but the here's the real question: do you think victor and yuuri are pro pineapple on pizza or anti?

Yuuri is the type of guy who goes to a pizza place and gets the house special w/o even asking what’s on it, so he’s chill with pineapple on pizza!!!
Victor isn’t about that life–he’s a simple one-topping kind of guy, usually something typical like pepperoni or mushrooms.
When he starts going out to eat with Yuuri though, it makes sense that they share a pizza, and he achieves enlightenment and starts loving pizza w/ a lot of toppings (including pineapple) ❤

Everyone’s all salty about the “all heroes love pineapple on pizza” response from Jeff but I’m sitting here like - 

This is it. 

It’s now canon that Winston bribes people to join Recalled Overwatch with Hawaiian pizza.

Every “Team Talon joins Overwatch” story must now involve Hawaiian pizza.  

We need to retcon Dragons so that Genji offers Hanzo pizza with pineapple on it.  

anonymous asked:

i'm too freaked out to eat pizza today

Pizza = good for the soul

Pizza = calories = good for the body

Calories = energy = to live

Energy = being able to do the things you want

Pizza = delicious

Bottom line…eat what you want :) All food is good food. I might actually be having pizza tonight for dinner! Let’s have it “together” :)

anonymous asked:

You're obviously not a real bangtan stan since you don't ship jikook

w..w…..i’m sorry what???