While I was on a quick voyage to the mall today to get hair dye in a loose shirt and skinnies, there was this group of dudes sitting just outside the entrance. As I walked past, one of them called out to me with “Hey you’re like, a dude right?” in an obviously sarcastic bullying manner. Without missing a beat I replied with “Well, I’ve got bigger balls than you, honey.” And continued into the mall. The amount of noise his friends were making at his expense made my day.