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pocketommo  asked:

baekhyun courting girl chanyeol cries

Baekhyun clears his throat because oh dear god, he’s so going to fail at this, he’ll never want to show his face to Chanyeola lol again.

But the tall girls smiles encouragingly at him and Baekhyun desperately wants to win her for himself so he takes a deep breath and says, “I know it’ll be hard for us to kiss and I’ll look like a dwarf beside you and I’d probably be looking at your chin instead of your eyes most of the time but i like you a lot so if you don’t mind the future neck cramps you’re bound to have for dating me… Will you be mine?”

“I like dwarves,” the pretty girl answers with a wide smile. “And I can always lend you my high heels.”

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List top 7 biases here:

1. Cho Kyuhyun

2. Lee Donghae

3. Lee Hyukjae

4. Kim Junmyeon

5. Wu Yi Fan

6. Zhang Yixing

7. Do Kyungsoo

List top 3 otp here:

8. Haehyuk

9. Krislay / Fanxing / Kray

10. Kaisoo / Hunhan / Baekyeol ( I cant rank these three I swear it’s the hardest thing to do)

 

1) Will you prefer (5) on ketchup or mustard? Why,you perverted human being?

… Are u even serious .___. Errr. Hmmm. Mustard. Cuz. Wufan looks good in mustard color clothes. Yes. Ehem. And cuz I dunno if I can stand seeing anything red on him. Don’t ask why.

2)  Choose: A date with (7) or a meet and greet fan sign event with (1)?

MEET AND GREET FAN SIGN WITH CHO FU**ING KYUHYUN OF COURSE. Cuz Do Kyungsoo is Jongin’s. XD And I don’t wanna mess up anything that hv to do with Jongin. Heeeeeee.

3) What will you give just to get in (6)’s pants?

Nothing cuz greasy duizhang will kill me before I even try.

4) What is your sexual fantasies about (3)? Be honest.

If u’re talking about fantasies.. Only when he’s with Donghae. XD But I did have a dream about him.. being naked under me. OTL

 

5)  Can you stop looking at (2)’s crotch? Thank you.

Excuse you I wasn’t looking at anyone’s crotch. But you’re welcome. I always wondered how that thing managed to fit in to Hyukjae’s.Haha.

6) What is your favorite prompt abt (8) fics aside from the smutty ones?

Back Hug <3 SO FLUFFY AND SWEET.  n_________n

7)  Why do you think that (10) should have a cotton candy fluffy scene on fics? Do you prefer smutty cotton candy scene? Why? 

YES YES AND YES CUZ FLUFF IS NICE AND NOTHING HURTS.

8)  What will happen to (4) if he intervenes with (9)’s love life?

OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE AND OTPs. SUHO AND KRAY GOSH. CAN. NOT. ANSWER. NO WAY. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE.

9) Who tops and bottoms (1)? 

Pfft. He tops everyone, except…. Kangin. I guess. LOL.

10) Explain ur reaction about (8)’s break up with an appropriate gif.

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Please honey, tell me you’re joking. They won’t break up in any kind of circumstances ever ;)

11) Given the fact that answering all the questions above are waste of your time, will you be my friend forever?

INFINITE DEFINITELY.

 

pocketommo  asked:

tcy foreword with baekyeol switching places u________________u

an: jono what?? lol but that’s already the epilogue. kinda. but ill just give you this:

“Ya, byuntae, what more do you want? I already agreed that we shouldn’t get married until you graduate and now you’re saying you’re going to leave me?” Chanyeol ran his hand through his hair in frustration.

“Chanyeol, I just said I’m going to live separately for a while. I’m not leaving you,” Baekhyun answered. He walked towards the taller man and hugged him from behind.

“But isn’t that the same thing?”

—tcy 2 jono lol