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The Clique

what’s composition >.< what’s anatomy how do people do backgrounds

I imagine River could have at some point insinuated that Toffee was Moon’s pet. Toffee was offended, sure, but in the end that joke totally backfired, because Toffee now had the excuse to stretch across Moon’s lap at any time.

psychedelic--squid  asked:

For the rarepair: Roxy and equius

okay so the seed of this here is…. DEFINITELY that they both like ponies….. like they meet on one of those weird internet forums for fantasy horse roleplayers in the mid-2000s. and then they find out theyre both engineering students and roxy helps equius be SLIGHTLY LESS of a sweaty creep through time and patience and well, he’s still sweaty, but he’s not as much of a creep anymore!!!

equius had a black metal pony named crucifixia that as first seems like an ironic subversive use of christain imagery in a goth context but turns out his religious leanings are ENTIRELY sincere and he is EXTREMELY serious about them and roxy is just SO FUCKING AMUSED by this dead serious fucking black metal hardcore sunday school motherfucker that she makes her manic pixie dream pony Bubli Gum (sic) interact with his pony ALL THE FUCKING TIME until she gets to know his EVEN WEIRDER ass out of character and is SO FASCINATED, SO INTRIGUED

AND THEN EVENTUALLY YKNOW SHE FINDS HES GOT A PRETTY ALTRUISTIC CENTER UNDERNEATH ALL THAT HIERARCHICAL MUCK AND MAYBE SHE TEACHES HIM THAT HE DOESNT HAVE TO WRITE ALL OF HIS PARAGRAPH RP POSTS USING THE LARGEST AND MOST IMPOSING-SOUNDING SYNONYMS HE COULD FIND IN THE THESAURUS

AND MAKES HIM WASH HIS HAIR, WITH LIKE, THE EXTRA-STRENGTH ANTI DANDRUFF SHAMPOO

(dirk is the mod of this forum, btw, with his pony Tightass, equius was always begging dirk to make him a mod because he is not “strict enough” with the “lewdness on this forum,” and people everywhere marvel at equius’s ability to ignore that dirk’s pony’s name is tightass in the face of keeping his forums good and christian)

Zodiac Signs and Ladies Hairstyles :p

Aries- Big and bold curls

Taurus-  layers

Gemini- always changing the style and color of their hair

Cancer- bun

Leo- something over the top like a flamboyant, perfect wig, some nice quality extensions, or just big hair

Virgo- braids

Libra- short/medium classy cut and might do a lot with hair clips and accessories

Scorpio- dark colors such as black, dark brown, and reds are popular with this sign and daring hair cuts like a bob or pixie cut

Sagittarius- sporty pony tail

Capricorn- just letting their hair be

Aquarius- crazy hair styles and colors

Pisces- wavy hair