pity-me

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We all know the story. Virginal girl, pure and sweet, trapped in the body of a swan. She desires freedom but only true love can break the spell. Her wish is nearly granted in the form of a prince, but before he can declare his love her lustful twin, the black swan, tricks and seduces him. Devastated the white swan leaps of a cliff killing herself and, in death, finds freedom.

  • so draco malfoy is a passionate, energetic, dramatic little punk, right
  • so when he goes home one summer, particularly frustrated with the antics of harry potter
  • ok so it’s mostly sexual frustration
  • he just lets it loose in malfoy manor when his parents are out
  • footloose
  • he fucking starts rage dancing a la kevin bacon
  • he throws down his best moves and let’s face it he’s got plenty look at those legs
  • he goes fucking nuts, sprinting down the halls, sliding down the banisters, slamming his fists on the walls, downing a bottle of firewhiskey then throwing it across the room, swinging from the chandelier
  • he turns around, horror-stricken, when he hears a quickly stifled giggle
  • narcissa is in the doorway trying not to smile and lucius has a hand over his face
  • he puts his shirt back on and stalks off to his room, cursing saint potter