cw studio exec #1: hi peyton take a seat we’re so glad you’re here
cw studio exec #2: so why don’t you give us an idea of what you’re thinking
me: okay. so. the success of riverdale has told us two very important things: first, there is tremendous money to be made in taking beloved fictional characters for children and placing them at the centre of a grimdark fuckfest. and second - your target demographic will watch anything. literally anything.
cw studio exec #1: excellent points. what are you proposing
me: you’re targeting the millennial demographic. kids who grew up in the late 90s, early 2000s. so let’s capitalize on that. let’s bank on their nostalgia. let’s take the most beloved saturday morning cartoon of that era, the longest-running children’s cartoon of all time - and let’s update it. let’s make it sexy. ladies and gentlemen, i give you The CW’s Arthur.
cw studio exec #1: brilliant
cw studio exec #2: i can’t believe we’ve never thought of this before
me: arthur read and his friends are all grown up… and they are discovering sex. and drugs. arthur will be played by tyler posey and he will have six-pack abs. he’s romantically involved with muffy crosswire, the undisputed head bitch in charge of elwood city high. this doesn’t sit well with his best friend, buster baxter - who is gay - or muffy’s best friend francine frensky - who is a lesbian - because diversity.
cw studio exec #1: nice
me: meanwhile young d.w. read, at just 15 years of age, has become the kingpin of a deep web drug empire and the mastermind behind elwood city’s burgeoning crisis in organized crime. but when mr. ratburn is busted with a large shipment of cocaine, everything will change.
cw studio #2: love it
me: and d.w. must go on the lam. but can she run forever… even after she discovers she is… teen pregnant?
both cw studio execs: are literally crying and throwing money at me
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Although there’s still little solid evidence, rumors continue to swirl about a “Star Wars” anthology film centering on Obi-Wan Kenobi.
The latest wrinkle, reported by Omegaunderground.com, is that two sources claim “Mr. Robot” creator Sam Esmail has attended a number of pitch meetings with Lucasfilm over the past two years. The sources apparently believe Esmail wants to write the script for the fabled Obi-Wan spinoff.
there was another anon who asked for this one too so i hope they see it here :D sorry it took a few days!! thank you so much for the prompt i hope you like it bc i freaking love soulmate aus and im so happy to have an excuse to write one
soulmate au: if you write/draw on your skin it shows up on your soulmate’s skin
If you could buy love which one do you think would have the highest sales?
Would it be the family, friend or the romantic kind you would pick?
I can think of proposing a new product range to the company which would really do the trick for our sales - self love.
But no one would buy it until they would buy the rest and realize none really help unless they love themselves.
So the sales would be highest for self love after being lowest for a really long time but that’s okay, it’s never too late to earn huge profits.
I wonder what the marketing team will come up with? There are so many ways to promote this.
We must make our product very well, for this is an important issue, this is how we give back to the society, this how we build our goodwill.
But we can’t give a 100% effective product for once they love themselves completely they would have had enough of us.
We can’t afford to do something that silly! So let’s make it just a little bit faulty, let’s make it an addiction, let’s make it a need.
Let’s make it something that is only store bought, let’s put on it our trademark.
There will be some ass holes who will realize the real source of all love and they might be able to hinder our progress.
They will write about how it’s just the heart and the soul and then our products will go to hell.
But if we shut them up quickly, if we give them just enough money, we can continue selling and soon improve our margin by 30% at least.
As we all in this board room know, there are more who are willing to believe love is something that can be bought rather than something that is self taught.