pit pen

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Winnipeg Jets 03/08/17:

first period? a state

  • geno fights
  • sestito fights immediately after
  • you in the box, and you in the box, everyone into the box penalties for everyone
  • a no goal for the jets ((
  • sestito tries to kill a man with a shitty hit and is ejected from the game (rightly so)

second period? tru love

  • muzz switches on - he’s ready
  • more penalties
  • geno gets a gordie howe
  • BONINOBONINOBONINO BONINOOOO gets a hattrick
  • sheary sits in the box smiling shiftily
  • geno comes close to a regular hatty but not quite

third period

ruhwedel’s first multi-point game in his nhl career
more penalties

GROUP BRAWL - geno in the middle of course
sullivan and i fuse together to form one giant ball of stress

CHAD GOAL
shearsy, abandoning all fucks given, gets a penalty and leaves for the dressing room as there is not enough time left on the clock for him to actually return so he’s just,,, gone

FINAL PIM OVERALL: 73

a mess

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‘BOJACK HORSEMAN SHOW’ TAKES DUMP IN RATINGS

Variation - Wednesday, October 17, 2007 - By Brian Botfly

“GLAD I’M NOT THAT SHOW!” SAYS CREATOR OF ‘CAVEMEN’

Laffer’s a loser as writers’ strike looms. Will net pull skein from sked? Time will tell if this snoozer can become a sleeper hit, but for now it seems to be more of a yawner, and no clicks with crix who hope execs in biz nix quick. Despite bad buzz, show preemed socko, but sampled blotto, as fans were fast to ankle after boffo bow. Solons at web are in a huddle over how to moppet sitch. Word is heavy retooling led what was once a game-shifting dramadey into a pit of poorly penned and pitifully perfed bathos-as-pathos, and […] Cuddlywhisker’s prod shingle dashed hopes to quietly reshuuffle the card back into the net’s deck. Sources spill the big brass not eager to double down and reup after initial six-ep ord. Big black eye for all involved, and raises new and troubling questions about top-liner Horseman, whose performance can only be described as perverse and often baffling.