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Chris Moyles and Ed Sheeran -  Pissed With Pie 

 

 Lyrics

Chris Moyles: I wanna be drunk when I wake up, 
I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock, 
I wanna be smashed before the world wakes, 
Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes, 
No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all.
I wanna be drunk by this morning,
Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring, 
Schoefield, windshield I’m not very sober, 
I think I’ll struggle to get through this song.

Ed Sheeran: Cause I need some booze every once in a while, 
Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle, 
All dramas through lie detection, mum f#cked a member of One Direction,
Pass the larger lets stop the thinking and,
Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie.

Chris Moyles: Maybe I’ll stop drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Or maybe just one more.

Walking into work, I am winning,
I wish this room would stop it’s bloody spinning,
Another meeting, they’re all repeating and my attention is now depleting,
I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again.
And maybe other people like me, 
You see the little stain below, it really is pee,
Pant’s are damper, should be wearing pampers,
Cos’ I just think I wet myself.

Ed Sheeran: Cos’ when it comes to the evening time, 
I spill words when I’m downing the red wine,
I strike a cool pose, in Waitrose,
Chucked out by a guard with a large nose,
Try to hide it,
Try to fight it,
It’s too late ‘cause I think I shit myself, with pie, with pie.

Chris Moyles: Maybe I’ll stop drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Or maybe just one more.

Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: In a Mexican bar.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: In casualty.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: Outside of casualty.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.

Chris Moyles: Just drunk again,
Yes I’m drunk again,
Completely drunk again,
I think I need some sleep.

 

Original Ed Sheeran - Drunk

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This is so hilarious. I laughed my ass off….

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Erm, I dunno what I just listened to but I like it!

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“Pissed (with Pie)” by Chris Moyles & Ed Sheeran.

…just because everytime it shuffles on, I think “Drunk” is about to play…and when I realize it’s “Pissed (with Pie),” it *always* makes me laugh. 

Anyone else?  No…?  Ok…

pissed-with-pie asked:

his forehead scar is near his left eyebrow. it goes up from there. He and i are both ginger, have a birthmark and scar near our left eyes. Mental!

I could have sworn that wasn’t a scar! It is?
Wow… Ed is manlier than what I originally thought! You two were probably separated at birth :P

anonymous asked:

hi Marie! what's the meaning behind your url?

Chris Moyles and Ed did the song “Pissed (with pie)” and it says “Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes“. I really liked it and wanted to use “pouring-ed-not-milk-on-my-cornflakes” but it was too long so I decided for the one I have now!