pissed-with-pie

Butterflies (CasxReader)

Request: Please do a cute fluffy Cas one where he like confesses his feelings but is so confused about everything and it’s just super cute

Warnings: fluff, implied smut, some sexiness 

Words: 1009

Note: Sorry it’s short, but I hope you like it! Of course there ended up being some kissing/smutiness…would it be a one shot by me if there wasn’t?

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What Ed Sheeran Wrote

I found this list somewhere and I thought it would be useful for someone here. So here it goes:

EDIT When I said  “wrote” I mean original, co-written or any type of participation/collaboration Ed has done with - sorry for any confusion :_( 



‘Say You Love Me’  Jessie Ware

https://youtu.be/DAMM8JVbr8g


‘If I Could‘  Wiley Feat. Ed Sheeran

https://youtu.be/Z–A8xY-oHY


‘Hush Little Baby’ Wretch 32 Feat. Ed Sheeran

https://youtu.be/qqqDqx78T0U


‘Little Thing’  One Direction

https://youtu.be/xGPeNN9S0Fg


‘Over Again’ One Direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cDOzrLpM8A


‘18′ One Direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRpzJabYlQQ


‘Moments’ One Direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaertajFKkg


‘Watchtower’ Devlin Feat. Ed Sheeran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfAIgkd8Yjo


‘Young Guns‘ Lewi White Feat. Devlin, Ed Sheeran

https://youtu.be/UIsDhcu7HIo


‘Old School Love’  Lupe Fiasco Feat. Ed Sheeran

https://youtu.be/wVnu7zi0daY


‘Tatto’ Hilary Duff

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‘Hotel Ceilling’ Rixton

https://youtu.be/hLS2ZTMayyI


‘All About It’ Hoodie Allen Feat. Ed Sheeran

https://youtu.be/bvoA7fCOmf8


‘Love Shine Down’ Olly Murs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf9VKvfhxl4


‘Top floor (Cabana)’ Naughty Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQWhoSqaIc


‘Could Just Be The Bassline’ Artful

https://youtu.be/H7-MSPWENuQ


‘Be My Forever’  Christina Perri Feat. Ed Sheeran

https://youtu.be/awMQlSqI564


‘Pissed (With Pie)’  Chris Moyled Feat. Ed Sheeran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-judtFwZNM


‘Everything Has Changed’ Taylor Swift

https://youtu.be/w1oM3kQpXRo


Probably there are more I don’t know so feel free to edit and add anything!

scarladore  asked:

Omg what if, since you're thinking march, it'll be march 14 WHICH IS PI DAY 3.14 SINCE ALL HIS ALBUMS ARE MATH NAMED

That would be cool! I used to have a pi party every year on March 14, where everyone would bring a pie and we’d all just stuff our faces and do apple pie shots and squirt Reddi-wip directly into our mouths. Fun times. I don’t know why I stopped doing it.

But I’m afraid March 14 is a Tuesday this year and new music comes out on Fridays. So it can’t be a Pi Day release. :/ Instead, on that day, we should all just listen to this song:

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Chris Moyles and Ed Sheeran -  Pissed With Pie 

 

 Lyrics

Chris Moyles: I wanna be drunk when I wake up, 
I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock, 
I wanna be smashed before the world wakes, 
Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes, 
No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all.
I wanna be drunk by this morning,
Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring, 
Schoefield, windshield I’m not very sober, 
I think I’ll struggle to get through this song.

Ed Sheeran: Cause I need some booze every once in a while, 
Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle, 
All dramas through lie detection, mum f#cked a member of One Direction,
Pass the larger lets stop the thinking and,
Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie.

Chris Moyles: Maybe I’ll stop drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Or maybe just one more.

Walking into work, I am winning,
I wish this room would stop it’s bloody spinning,
Another meeting, they’re all repeating and my attention is now depleting,
I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again.
And maybe other people like me, 
You see the little stain below, it really is pee,
Pant’s are damper, should be wearing pampers,
Cos’ I just think I wet myself.

Ed Sheeran: Cos’ when it comes to the evening time, 
I spill words when I’m downing the red wine,
I strike a cool pose, in Waitrose,
Chucked out by a guard with a large nose,
Try to hide it,
Try to fight it,
It’s too late ‘cause I think I shit myself, with pie, with pie.

Chris Moyles: Maybe I’ll stop drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Or maybe just one more.

Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: In a Mexican bar.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: In casualty.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: Outside of casualty.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.

Chris Moyles: Just drunk again,
Yes I’m drunk again,
Completely drunk again,
I think I need some sleep.

 

Original Ed Sheeran - Drunk

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This is so hilarious. I laughed my ass off….

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Erm, I dunno what I just listened to but I like it!

Me: (every weekend that there’s a convention.)

*looks at watch* Ah, Friday afternooncue Rich, Rob and Matt all saying they’d kill Jared, marry Misha and fuck Jensen.

*next day around 2 PST* Cue Misha talking about how Jensen flirts with him during all his scenes in order to throw him off.

*Sunday evening* Cue Jensen recounting every detail of meeting Misha for the first time and/ or getting pissed off about the pie story.

Me: “I love conventions, there’s always something new.”