pissed-with-pie

scarladore  asked:

Omg what if, since you're thinking march, it'll be march 14 WHICH IS PI DAY 3.14 SINCE ALL HIS ALBUMS ARE MATH NAMED

That would be cool! I used to have a pi party every year on March 14, where everyone would bring a pie and we’d all just stuff our faces and do apple pie shots and squirt Reddi-wip directly into our mouths. Fun times. I don’t know why I stopped doing it.

But I’m afraid March 14 is a Tuesday this year and new music comes out on Fridays. So it can’t be a Pi Day release. :/ Instead, on that day, we should all just listen to this song:

The day Pie Eater says he dislikes eating pies would shock everyone

Butterflies (CasxReader)

Request: Please do a cute fluffy Cas one where he like confesses his feelings but is so confused about everything and it’s just super cute

Warnings: fluff, implied smut, some sexiness 

Words: 1009

Note: Sorry it’s short, but I hope you like it! Of course there ended up being some kissing/smutiness…would it be a one shot by me if there wasn’t?

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anonymous asked:

Now I'm thinking of piss lmao I wanna go back thinking of pies 😂

piss pie @this-is-your-universe look what you’ve done.

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Chris Moyles and Ed Sheeran -  Pissed With Pie 

 

 Lyrics

Chris Moyles: I wanna be drunk when I wake up, 
I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock, 
I wanna be smashed before the world wakes, 
Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes, 
No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all.
I wanna be drunk by this morning,
Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring, 
Schoefield, windshield I’m not very sober, 
I think I’ll struggle to get through this song.

Ed Sheeran: Cause I need some booze every once in a while, 
Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle, 
All dramas through lie detection, mum f#cked a member of One Direction,
Pass the larger lets stop the thinking and,
Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie.

Chris Moyles: Maybe I’ll stop drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Or maybe just one more.

Walking into work, I am winning,
I wish this room would stop it’s bloody spinning,
Another meeting, they’re all repeating and my attention is now depleting,
I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again.
And maybe other people like me, 
You see the little stain below, it really is pee,
Pant’s are damper, should be wearing pampers,
Cos’ I just think I wet myself.

Ed Sheeran: Cos’ when it comes to the evening time, 
I spill words when I’m downing the red wine,
I strike a cool pose, in Waitrose,
Chucked out by a guard with a large nose,
Try to hide it,
Try to fight it,
It’s too late ‘cause I think I shit myself, with pie, with pie.

Chris Moyles: Maybe I’ll stop drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Stop my drinking now,
Or maybe just one more.

Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: In a Mexican bar.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: In casualty.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.
Chris Moyles: Outside of casualty.
Ed Sheeran: All by myself.

Chris Moyles: Just drunk again,
Yes I’m drunk again,
Completely drunk again,
I think I need some sleep.

 

Original Ed Sheeran - Drunk

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This is so hilarious. I laughed my ass off….