The signs as The Pinkprint songs

Aries: Favorite
Taurus: Pills n Potions
Gemini: Buy a heart
Cancer: Grand Piano
Leo: The night is still young
Virgo:  Put you in a room
Libra: The Crying Game
Scorpio: Win again
Sagittarius: Anaconda
Capricorn: I lied
Aquarius: All things go
Pisces: Bed of lies

ARIES: you call me your little flower, when you yourself are an entire garden of love. your roots have found home in my tourist heart  and for that i am grateful. smile, laugh, and dance around to the sound of time because the future isn’t something you should worry about. you’ve got it under control, even if you don’t think you do. 

TAURUS: i gave you a piece of french bread for your birthday, and i told you bon anniversaire because it made you laugh, and i think babe, you should do a lot more of that. laughter, excitement, happiness - all my birthday wishes to you. you’re growing up, but i hope you never really grow up, because there’s so much of you i wish i could trap and save because i know one day you’re going to drive away, and i still won’t have my license. you’re sincerely one of the greatest people to know.

GEMINI: i feel such admiration for you because you’re so kind even though you don’t have to be. you’re a rare kind of person, never forget that. i want you to step outside in the spring summer weather and pick flowers for the ones you love. i know it’ll make you happy.

CANCER: you are the nicest person i know. i can see your shoulders sagging against the weight of a face both of us can’t name, but i will hold you up as long as you need me to. we’ve made it this far kid, and even if these lit rooms feel like darkness, i hope you know you’re gonna make it out alive. 

LEO: you’re gonna do it. you’re gonna be just fine. you’re gonna learn how to live again, and i can’t wait to be there when you do, when we both do, because you actually are a human embodiment of  Jackson Pollock painting. there’s so much to you, and it’s all so goddamn beautiful, and it’s going to be a masterpiece when you figure it out. and you will, because little lion man, no matter how many times you say you’ve messed up, you never really have.

VIRGO: darling, you should surround your room with plants and flowers and life to remind you of what you are every morning when you wake up, because you are art and life and color. but in a different way, than most people, and i think that’s pretty damn cool. you’re so you, and you should embrace that more. if there’s something you want to change, something you want to continue, something you just want to do, just go ahead and follow your pretty mind. the path you walk on will be paved with sunshine. 

LIBRA: there is a fine line between being good and being bad. you teeter totter along this line as if it’s a game, and honey, please stop playing. life isn’t a game, it’s life. we were not made as puppet strings and puppet masters, and i know you know this deep inside. let yourself live a little, and learn the definition of love. 

SCORPIO: there is so much of you i want to know, i feel as if i’ve made a new discovery from the very first “hello”. you write like obsidian dipped in chocolate and i wish you were all sweet and less pain, but i know life will never be easy for people like us. but keep writing, because you are poetry, whether you know it or not. 

SAGITTARIUS: things are not as easy nor as difficult as art, but i hope you know you’re entire life is a painting just waiting to be framed. every smile, every tear, it’s all color somewhere and that means a whole lot i think. take some time to love yourself, and take some time to read. 

CAPRICORN: i miss you, i miss you. i think you’re an artist of your own terms, and it absolutely fascinates me. please never lose this spark you have, and i know i worry like the mother i am, but the world is a shitty place, and you’re my little flame. don’t burn out, you’ll find it my dear. 

AQUARIUS: look at yourself, and hold onto yourself, and love yourself, above everything else. please. if you’re just even trying, i am so proud of you for that, because i know how hard it is. this is a first step, up a hill, past the tide, on the moon, this is a first step, and it is amazing. you have the entire strength of the ocean on your side, and nothing is going to stop you. it’ll all fall into place somehow, and yes you’ll get a little broken along the way but there’s nothing left that can’t be fixed. trust and tell the truth. 

PISCES: there’s spaces between you and i, but no matter because  love transcends it all. you are warm and sugar cookies in a black and white aesthetic kind of way, and i wish i could hold onto you with my actual arms. drive around to arctic monkeys songs and realize that’s what you are. write poetry about being the representation of a road trip and home.

—  MAY ADVICE FOR THE SIGNS // X.V
the signs cooking

aries: lost track of if they’ve burned themselves or the food more
taurus: experimental cooks with a refined palate that knows a good dish when they taste one
gemini: whatever they make it usually just sits in the fridge for a couple weeks because nobody wants to touch it
cancer: their cooking is okay but baking is definitely their strong suit
leo: adds extra salt to everything because they salty af
virgo: will spend hours in the kitchen perfecting a recipe and people always want more tbh
libra: wants every dish to look pretty. they will literally try to make even their toast look artsy and photogenic
scorpio: you know the show hell’s kitchen? yeah
sagittarius: cooking usually turns into either an awkward food fight or they just get bored and give up
capricorn: most likely to use a thousand sticks of butter in one recipe bc major sweet tooth
aquarius: makes a huge mess when they cook and their kitchen looks like a crime scene but they still look cute tho
pisces: tries to come up with their own recipes and they pretend they’re on the food network 

The Signs Sense of Humor

Aries: Physical humor mostly, goofy. Can be very witty at times

Taurus: Observational humor. Can laugh at themself

Gemini: Remember jokes easily. Make fun of other people, but not to intentionally hurt them

Cancer: Funny facial expressions and pretending to be serious when they’re actually not

Leo: Exaggeration and story telling in a way that will keep you wanting more

Virgo: Snarky wit about their life and other people

Libra: Strife and sarcasm and story telling

Scorpio: Extreme sarcasm, borderline rudeness

Sagittarius: Observational humor, story telling, sarcasm, and exaggeration. A mix

Capricorn: Try to keep a straight face but end up laughing at themself

Aquarius: Just naturally funny

Pisces: Constant story telling

Aries - Don’t drop everything for someone who wouldn’t drop everything for you.

Taurus - Right now is a wonderful time to become suddenly and terrifyingly aware of how small you are. Don’t be afraid of it.

Gemini - I hope the pain doesn’t turn you numb.

Cancer - Don’t let the world’s coldness ruin your warmth.

Leo - I know that life can be rough and ugly and scary, but please don’t disappear.

Virgo - We don’t always get to choose who we are or how our lives unfold. That’s okay, though, don’t you think?

Libra - I’m so in love with the way you mumble and stumble your way through life and yet still manage to look elegant while doing it.

Scorpio - Come on, you have stars in your eyes and galaxies in your hair. You are unbreakable.

Sagittarius - Bathe in the chaos of your world like it keeps you clean.

Capricorn - We all argue and bicker and banter, but at the end of the day, there’s still love. There’s always love.

Aquarius - A heart isn’t less valuable once it’s broken.

Pisces - You’re a human before you’re a student or an employee. Remember that.

—  next week’s horoscopes, s.s.
aesthetics for the signs

aries: loud laughing and bruised knuckles
taurus: bath bombs and lazy buns
gemini: pillow fights and desolate playgrounds
cancer: bashful smiles and unused notebooks
leo: fireworks and picnics on sunny days
virgo: rainstorms early on sunday mornings
libra: winged eyeliner and messy sketches
scorpio: loud rock concerts and black clothing
sagittarius: long days spent adventuring in the woods
capricorn: dyed hair and sarcastic comments
aquarius: flickering neon signs in run-down corner stores
pisces: the feeling of silk and running mascara

the signs as people at school
  • Aries:the wannabe vine star
  • Taurus:the one who thinks they’re always right
  • Gemini:the one that's obsessed with horses
  • Cancer:always singing while doing their work
  • Leo:the one who is half asleep no matter what time it is
  • Virgo:the person who walks in 20 minutes late
  • Libra:doing their homework for the next class
  • Scorpio:the one who you’re not sure is being mean or joking
  • Sagittarius:constantly texting under the desk
  • Capricorn:the one with the weirdest laugh ever
  • Aquarius:the one who is preaching about conspiracy theories
  • Pisces:scrolling through tumblr and avoiding social interaction
The signs at home while sick
  • Aries:I HATE EVERYTHING *tries to break something but doesn't have enough energy*
  • Taurus:Eats the entire kitchen then throws it all up
  • Gemini:*lying in bed* I need to go to the hospital i think I'm gonna die help me I'm gonna die THIS IS THE END
  • Cancer:*inside pile of blankets and pillows* *tear rolls down cheek* the world is so cruel
  • Leo:*sitting in a pile of tissues* i am so disgusting I can never show my face again
  • Virgo:*on web MD website* MOM OH MY GOD HELP I HAVE PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKONIOSIS
  • Libra:sleeps all day, occasionally wakes up to eat medicine and complain.
  • Scorpio:complains complains complains COMPLAINS CoMpLaInS c o m p l a i n s
  • Sagittarius:tries to do stuff and ends up making themselves more sick
  • Capricorn:the most miserable thing on earth just lies in a ball all day
  • Aquarius:IM SAID IM NOT SICK *throws up*
  • Pisces:lies in bed staring at the ceiling surrounded by stuffed animals.
The Signs as Buddhist Quotes

Aries: “Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little.”

Taurus: “Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.”

Gemini: “There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.”

Cancer: “To keep the body in good health is a duty…otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.”

Leo: “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”

Virgo: “We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.”

Libra: “The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.”

Scorpio: “Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.”

Sagittarius: “In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true.”

Capricorn: “Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn’t learn a little, at least we didn’t get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn’t die; so, let us all be thankful.”

Aquarius: “Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.”

Pisces: “Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”

Disclaimer: I am not aware of the accuracy of these quotes.

how the signs act when they like you
  • Aries:you will catch their eye often and that may lead to them running into a wall or a door
  • Taurus:makes excuses to sit with you at lunch, invites a mutual friend s things wont get too awkward
  • Gemini:they always try to include you when they are talking to their friends, secretly trying to find out your interests
  • Cancer:they will try to be friends with you first and will tell you things to make you blush
  • Leo:they are not shy and will flirt with you shamelessly
  • Virgo:gets close to you but not too close and talks just enough to get their point across and generally acts kinda nervous around you
  • Libra:will fake smile whenever they catch you looking at them
  • Scorpio:they will sit near you in class and mutter funny comments under their breath that’s only loud enough for you to hear, then they’ll smile when they make you laugh
  • Sagittarius:tells you everything so easily because they are comfortable around you
  • Capricorn:doesnt really talk to you much in public around you but you guys have the best texting convos
  • Aquarius:you always feel their eyes on you but you can never catch them looking and they are always near you but pretend to not notice you
  • Pisces:will ask you what your favorite things are or your opinion on certain topics to show you that they’re interested
The signs when angry

Aries: $100000000000 to the swear jar

Taurus: Screams into a pillow

Gemini: Goes for a walk to calm down

Cancer: So angry they go to bed to try and sleep it off

Leo: Rants to themselves 

Virgo: Squeezes something really hard 

Libra: Gets mad in their mind, but their face is so calm 

Scorpio: Punches walls 

Sagittarius: Breaks glass things

Capricorn: Breathes hard and bottles up their anger 

Aquarius: Has to go and be alone or they might kill someone 

Pisces: Listens to music to calm themselves

What the signs remind me of:
  • Aries:fire and passion
  • Taurus:pent up anger and loneliness
  • Gemini:double standards and cats
  • Cancer:dates on the beach and wanting more from life
  • Leo:getting lost in a big city and optimism
  • Virgo:having an obsession with something odd and dogs
  • Libra:liquor in the evening and knives
  • Scorpio:deep rooted hatred/rebellion and icedtea
  • Sagittarius:clenching your fists in anger and holding the door open for a stranger
  • Capricorn:ranch dressing and chronic pissed off-ness
  • Aquarius:dancing to your favourite song and getting your hair braided
  • Pisces:reading a good book and crying yourself to sleep