- Villager NPC, Fandral: How long have you been at sea?
- K'muk: A few days.
- Gaul: A week.
- Me: Dunno, haven't been keeping track.
- Jeff: *raises eyebrow at me*
- Me: Look, I got an 11 Wisdom, I haven't been keeping track. Jon has a 6 Wisdom, he still thinks it's Monday.
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