pipes you see pipes you don't

If you really think about it belly buttons are the wildest shit ever.

I keep seeing posts and people are like “it’s time to redo splash mountain!!!!1” and I’m like honey…, the ride exterior is literally sculpted to look like Brer fox’s lair in song of the south…. splash mountain ain’t going anywhere for a loooong time..,

Where’s the best place to look for wildlife when visiting America’s public lands? Sometimes you have to look where you least expect. Case in point: This pic of bobcat hiding in a cactus at Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument in Arizona. Photo by National Park Service.

Happy Birthday Percy
  • Leo: Happy Birthday Perce
  • Percy: Thanks bro. What you got me?
  • Leo: Nothing.
  • Percy: ...... I'm sure you're hiding a blue cupcake behind you
  • Leo: None. *turns around and walks out*
  • Jason: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! AS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I GOT YOU A SPOON OF BLUE NUTELLA
  • Percy: Only a spoon?!
  • Jason: Yeah. I'm so generous for giving you
  • Annabeth: ... i got you a blue unicorn *hands the unicorn over*
  • Percy: Isn't this the blue stuff toy unicorn I gave you for your birthday?
  • Annabeth: No. I made you one
  • Leo: That looks exactly like what he gaves you *snickers*
  • Frank: When did you get here?
  • Leo: I'm a ninja, you should know *pats Frank's head*
  • Piper: Urgh. At least I got Percy a real gift!
  • Frank: What is it?
  • Piper: A fancy dinner with Annabeth
  • Jason: Pipes, I told you that it should have been with-
  • Piper: No. No and No. Can't you see my shirt *points at her percabth shirt*
  • Jason: No.
  • Percy: Thanks Pipes!
  • Leo: As for your birthday, I am giving you a cake
  • Hazel: DON'T EAT IT
  • Frank: why?
  • Hazel: You don't want to know the ingredients he tried to bake with!
  • Percy: This birthday may or may not be the best one
  • Piper: This is why I have a back up plan. Urgh. *throws them all in a room that is decorated of blue party decorations and food* See.
  • Percy: OHMYGODS IT IS A BLUE- *points at everything* AND WHERE DID YOU GET THIS BLUE NUTELLA CAKE?!
  • (ENTJ, INTJ, and INFP are standing around at work.)
  • INFP: Wouldn't it be cool if they had animal shaped pipes for things like your bathroom sink?
  • INTJ: That would be neat.
  • INFP: So you could have like a cute little giraffe in your bathroom!
  • INTJ: That would be really cute! A cute little giraffey!
  • ENTJ: What's the point of that?
  • INTJ: Because it's cute?
  • ENTJ: But I feel like the weird shapes of animal faces would actually make it harder for the water to flow.. you'd probably get a lot of backups and clogs.
  • INFP: Well the pipes would be designed specially to avoid that.
  • ENTJ: How?
  • INFP: I don't know.. just differently..
  • ENTJ: You'd never see them anyway. How often do you look at the pipes under your sink?
  • INTJ: Well I mean you 'could'..
  • ENTJ: But what's the point? They'd get gross and dirty anyway.. It would be a sad giraffe.
  • INTJ: Okay.. you are the no fun zone.
  • ENTJ: *Shrugs* I just don't see the point.