Myself, a bard: “I cast summon instrument and summon a pipe organ.”
DM: “……. I’ll allow it only because I take pity on all your shitty rolls today.
You are in full cover, so the giant can not see or directly hit you.”
Me: “I use bardic performance to fascinate the giant.”
DM: “It has to see you for that to work, but you’re behind a pipe organ; I’ll let you reconsider your action.”
Me: “Fuck, in and out of character!”
Me: “Alright, fuck it. You guys enjoy the fight. I cast daze on myself.”
DM: “You have five hit dice. It only works on creatures with four or fewer.”
At this point the paladin is laughing his ass off, the rogue has disappeared, and the Druid is two turns from death.
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