piper quotes

Reyna at an important meeting between camps: Megamind has custom baby seal leather boots but it is vitally important to me to know whether or not that was the brand name or if they are made out of baby seals. Because I swear if they’re made from baby seals it will be the most sinister thing he’s ever done and most certainly the last because I will - somehow, someway - find him regardless of the fictional/real border and-

Annabeth: Reyna. We meant concerns for the camps, not concerns in general.

Reyna: Oh, that makes more sense. Alright, yeah, make sure that no one from your camp flocks the unicorns, they get spooked pretty easy and we don’t need Hazel on guard 24/7. She’s got things to do.

  • Nico: who decided skeletons are scary like??? You have a skeleton, do not be afraid of yourself
  • Leo: but they aren't supposed to exit the meat
Wait a minute, did I say sorry? I meant go fuck yourself.
—  Boo - ,,Orange Is The New Black’’

“Shalom. You know that means “hello” and “goodbye”? Just like “aloha”. But you probably knew that. Something that you may not know is that today, my boyfriend got a tattoo… Of the Kool-Aid man. Oh yeah. And believe me, Al… It’s no.. ‘Love is pain’. This is Piper, by the way. Blast from the past. Recognize my voice? Boy, well, I guess things… You know things are bad when you’re calling old girlfriends from the bathroom floor in the middle of the night, huh? How are you still… In my brain? Where are you? Do you miss me? Probably not… I miss you. I don’t know what I’m doing. Shalom.”

  • Any of the Seven: So, what do you want to do?
  • Nico's Brain: Die
  • Nico @ his brain: No, we can't say that, these people don't understand casual existential despair