piper quotes

  • Nico: who decided skeletons are scary like??? You have a skeleton, do not be afraid of yourself
  • Leo: but they aren't supposed to exit the meat

Leo: Why aren’t there adult sized playgrounds? Like everything is the same as a kids playground but bigger? Why do we not have those?

Piper: Theme parks.

Leo: But you have to pay for those.

Piper: That’s the adult part.

Leo: Son of a bitch.

  • Nico: the stars are beautiful tonight.
  • Will: yeah...
  • Nico: you know what else is beautiful?
  • Will, blushing: what?
  • Nico: the knowledge that one day we will finally get to embrace death.
  • Will: ...
  • Nico: I can't wait
  • Any of the Seven: So, what do you want to do?
  • Nico's Brain: Die
  • Nico @ his brain: No, we can't say that, these people don't understand casual existential despair

Annabeth: *holding Nico’s hand over her stomach so he can feel baby percabeth kick* Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.

Percy: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Leo: Top ten things percy said on his wedding night.

Nico: Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!

Piper: Top ten things Annabeth said on her wedding night.

Annabeth: *laughs*

Percy: Stop laughing at it, Annabeth!

Everyone: Top ten things percy said on his wedding night!