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a list of every meme of 2017
  • the year of being alright / general hope
  • the hollywood sign
  • melania trump and the present
  • #saltbae
  • italian memes / (country) during the war *insert stereotype food* [ie. pizza on the roof titled “italian sniper”, teabags titled “ww2 british bombs”]
  • lemony snicket defining a word [ie. (a word) which in this case means (something)]
  • cash me ousside howba dah
  • ___ machine broke
  • no fear … one fear
  • roll safe
  • those weird poems (ie. i am dogg. i licc the spune)
  • yeah can i get UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • white guy blinking
  • sexy mr. clean
  • beyonce at the grammys
  • #bootbae
  • ___ will now have stories
  • expanding brain
  • wot in tarnation
  • best film oscar’s screw up (the card reveal)
  • this is the future that liberals want
  • student athlete
  • if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothilioma you may be entitled to a financial compensation
  • y'aint
  • the italian hand meme
  • whomst’d’ve
  • meryl streep yelling
  • you are valid
  • christian bale & kermit nodding at each other
  • please do not swear on my profile thanks
  • the worst example of cultural appropriation ever / LGBTs stole the rainbow from ___. it’s theirs. they made it. give it back.
  • pepsi
  • united airlines
  • ___ but bass boosted
  • 🅱️o️️🅱️a ️ 🅱️ola
  • spotify playlists
  • in case you haven’t noticed. i’m WEIRD. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. i don’t. WANNA fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? THAT’S weird!
  • bone hurting juice. ow oof ouch
  • two bros. sittin in a hot tub. five feet apart cuz they’re not gay!
  • the ceo and president of dennys is a capitalist running dog whose wealth must be seized ans redistributed to the people
  • the clown in the gutter. and then add on the girl who saved a kitty, going down the gutter (as if being dragged by the clown)
  • thrussy
  • mocking spongebob
  • cracking open a cold one with the boys
  • covfefe
  • the babadook is a gay icon
  • ___ is one thicc bih, let me see that _ussy
  • the floor is ___
  • ___ is gay culture
  • buenos dias, mandy / IMBECIL
  • how to talk to short people
  • dancing hotdog
  • stopped to clean the star / nothing but respect for MY president
  • h-hewwo?
  • then perish.
  • you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies
  • the breaking bad guy screaming
  • sometimes things that are expensive are worse
  • right in front of my salad?
  • ___ don’t interact
  • country girls make do
  • before the liberals try to deface this national monument, i thought you’d like to see it one last time
  • distracted boyfriend
  • this is what having a manic episode feels like
  • i’m sorry, the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. why? oh. ‘cause she’s dead.
  • you’ve heard of “elf on the shelf”, now get ready for …
  • scream like goku at hurricane irma
  • hot pockets
  • monkey haircut / hands replacement
  • homeboy’s gonna like … get it
  • i diagnose you with gay
  • couple costume ideas
  • location of headaches
  • shen comics / my bike got stolen recently
  • the girl reading this
  • karma’s got its kiss from me
  • walk into room and point
  • once i learn how to ___ you bitches are done
  • elf practice
  • i will survive zootopia comic
  • why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
  • bitcoin
  • if you watch ____ at exactly 11:__ then your new year will start with ___
Bruise [ II ]

Genre [Rating] : Angst [M]

Length: 10.3k

Pairing: Chanyeol x Reader

Summary: He wasn’t yours, and you weren’t his, but that couldn’t stop your heart from believing otherwise.

Bruise Masterlist

Originally posted by pcycho61

The cool air whipping at your skin made a shiver spread along your spine, hands rubbing at your biceps as your teeth chattered behind your pressed together lips. Loud laughter and screams filled the air, the night lit up by warm orange hues of carnival rides and haunted houses. Your feet felt stiff, trapped in a pair of uncomfortable sneakers you regretted wearing, eyes glued to the back of Minseok’s head as he told your friends something apparently hilarious. It was far too cold out to be stuck in a stupid line for a stupid haunted house in a tank top and torn up skinny jeans. You were too annoyed to continue being stuck in front of Chanyeol and Sehun as they flirted with a group of girls behind you, Chanyeol’s cologne wafting to your nose whenever he moved his arms about.

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Chew Toy

Request: “Could you please write something where the reader is best friends with the marauders, especially Remus and Sirius? And at a party after a won quidditch game they all get drunk and end up in a threesome.”

Pairing(s): Sirius Black x Reader, Remus Lupin x Reader, Sirius Black x Remus Lupin, James Potter x Lily Evans

Word Count: 3k


The pounding music had been ongoing throughout the entire night since the end of the Quidditch match, your dorm room door barely muffling the sounds of constant laughter, chatter, and overall rowdiness. Your friends had been prettying themselves up, hoping to at least make out with one of the boys or girls on the team, since everyone downstairs was too drunk to care who they had a little fun with.

“You coming (Y/n)?” Your roommate giggled after taking a shot of Firewhisky.

You huffed, rolling your eyes as you had stuffed up your lipstick for what had to be the third time. “In a sec. It was probably a bad idea to start drinking before I started my makeup, huh?”

Your friends laughed at your crooked grin, promising to meet you down there. You waved them off, knowing for certain that by the time you got down there, they would all be off getting laid.

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