pinterest picks

Another tag post ~ this time from Priya (@csi-cardiff)! Thanks hun.

Name: Bethel
Nickname: Bes
Gender: female
Star sign: Pisces
Height: 5'7″ 
Sexual orientation: lesbian
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw
Favorite color: pink
Favorite color of lipstick (on you or other people): taupe or that puple-ish black that goths wear and that I haven’t been brave enough to try
Favorite animal: cats and snakes
Time right now: 10:15 pm
Cat or dog person: cat
Favorite fictional character: AHH um, Mikasa Ackerman
Number of blankets I sleep with: one
Favorite singer/band: AC/DC, Exid, Mamamoo
Dream trip: Russia
Dream job: teaching English literature, voice acting, social media consulting
When was this blog created: 2014
When did your blog reach its peak: haha idk 2015?
What made you decide to make a tumblr: I kept seeing tumblr posts on pinterest
Why did you pick your url: my sister didn’t like poetry & made fun of me liking it, so i literally taught her a class on poetry appreciation. I did NOT have to threaten her… very much, and she ended up loving Shakespeare and asking for his plays for Christmas, making her one of the poetry mafia now.
Last movie you watched: Kong: Skull Island
Last song you listened to: Hobgoblin by CLC
Last book you read: I reread The Raven King 
Last thing you ate: Chicken and rice bake that my dad made
If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be: Someplace with a sunny beach!
What time would you travel to: 1888. Specifically to Whitechapel, London
Fictional character you would hang out with for a day: Elizabeth Bennet. We would be pretentious together and laugh at other people being pretentious. It would be awesome.

I tag @deanismypatronass @acciowintershield @berenzero @disregardcanon @hijabye

I was scrolling Pinterest and I just… wtf? Shitty message aside, I have so many questions. Why did this need a fucking minion? Why THIS minion? Why is the minion wearing bondage gear? Did, like, the empty nester who made this just think it was a cute outfit? Why hasn’t anyone told Janice that her minion meme has a BDSM manip of a children’s movie character on it? Why the fuck did Pinterest pick this for me? Is Pinterest invested in my palpable discomfort?