Another tag post ~ this time from Priya (@csi-cardiff)! Thanks hun.
Name: Bethel Nickname: Bes Gender: female Star sign: Pisces Height: 5'7″ Sexual orientation: lesbian Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw Favorite color: pink Favorite color of lipstick (on you or other people): taupe or that puple-ish black that goths wear and that I haven’t been brave enough to try Favorite animal: cats and snakes Time right now: 10:15 pm Cat or dog person: cat Favorite fictional character: AHH um, Mikasa Ackerman Number of blankets I sleep with: one Favorite singer/band: AC/DC, Exid, Mamamoo Dream trip: Russia Dream job: teaching English literature, voice acting, social media consulting When was this blog created: 2014 When did your blog reach its peak: haha idk 2015? What made you decide to make a tumblr: I kept seeing tumblr posts on pinterest Why did you pick your url: my sister didn’t like poetry & made fun of me liking it, so i literally taught her a class on poetry appreciation. I did NOT have to threaten her… very much, and she ended up loving Shakespeare and asking for his plays for Christmas, making her one of the poetry mafia now. Last movie you watched: Kong: Skull Island Last song you listened to: Hobgoblin by CLC Last book you read: I reread The Raven King Last thing you ate: Chicken and rice bake that my dad made If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be: Someplace with a sunny beach! What time would you travel to: 1888. Specifically to Whitechapel, London Fictional character you would hang out with for a day: Elizabeth Bennet. We would be pretentious together and laugh at other people being pretentious. It would be awesome.
I was scrolling Pinterest and I just… wtf? Shitty message aside, I have so many questions. Why did this need a fucking minion? Why THIS minion? Why is the minion wearing bondage gear? Did, like, the empty nester who made this just think it was a cute outfit? Why hasn’t anyone told Janice that her minion meme has a BDSM manip of a children’s movie character on it? Why the fuck did Pinterest pick this for me? Is Pinterest invested in my palpable discomfort?