pinshekonsha

pinshekonsha  asked:

Choose Gerita or Kaworu/shinji...or both.

BOTH BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NO

GerIta

  • shops for groceries: obvs Italia, he doesn’t trust Germany to do that because he usually just buy meat
  • kills the spiders: Italia because then Germany would know their house isn’t THAT CLEAN as he thinks
  • comes home drunk at 3am: fucking Germany after visiting his brother
  • makes breakfast: Germany because he kind of feels guilty that Italy does almost all the cooking
  • remembers to feed the fish: none, they don’t fucking have fishes
  • decorates the apartment: Italia, Germany is way too old-school and Italia prefers a much modern fashion
  • initiates duets: Italia, he loves singing and Germany almost never sing along with him
  • falls asleep first: Italia, because Germany is way too busy hiding his massive erection from Italia sleeping naked

KawoShin

  • shops for groceries: Kaworu because Shinji is an indecisive trash
  • kills the spiders: Shinji, Kaworu is afraid of them because spiders of the legs
  • comes home drunk at 3am: none of them, they spent the night being gay
  • makes breakfast: Kaworu because he loves to make Shinji feel special
  • remembers to feed the fish: Shinji because he loves the idea of something being alive thanks to him
  • decorates the apartment: Shinji, Kaworu knows nothing about human fashions
  • initiates duets: Kaworu whenever Shinji is about to cry
  • falls asleep first: Shinji, because Kaworu likes to see his sleepy face