Lol starting Pinoe ASAP take that players who think I pick based on current form
Ali you’re bae but you’re officially part of my “start this back up to rest a starting player” rotation now
Also Kelley is more bae now 😍😘😜😊
Ashlyn still can’t buy playing time….
No, really, she tried to pay me to play her today. I’m sure this is illegal.
Saw that Abby tweeted about us. How nice. Her tweet and her performance from last year’s World Cup contributed the same thing: nothing! ZING!
I’ve been drinking can you tell
Isn’t Colombia the team that punched Abby at the last olympics? Ugh I hate Colombia.
Narcos is a good show.
Speaking of tv shows the con of coaching a women’s team, uh, how do I put this delicately…. um….. A lot of them are still too upset about The 100 to fully focus in training.
Oh right there’s a game going on
Pinoe probably should’ve gotten a red card but she also probably shouldn’t be on this team so suck it
HOPE WTF! YOU ARENT THE ENGLAND GOALKEEPER FROM 2010! THIS IS JUST AMMO FOR THESE ANNOYING ASHLYN FANGIRLS UGHHHH
Pinoe subbed out about 30 mins into first half bc I’m using the last game in group stage to get Pinoe back into shape in case you thought I didn’t already assume we’re gonna be in the final.
I’m so happy I discovered Crystal Dunn.
“1-1? Really?!” - the entirety of my halftime speech
It may seem crazy to sub Carli Lloyd out when we aren’t winning yet, but believe it or not, we used to be able to win some games without her. I think.
Pugh just waved Ali off from doing an Ali throw in. Everything is changing.
Pugh Pugh Pugh
Horan looks so natural once she gets into the attacking third. Weird.
Going for goal from THERE, Usme?! You trying to make this personal between you and Hope?!
“This is good because now USA knows they can be down 1-0 and find a way back” we have won 4 out of the 5 Olympic gold medals for women’s soccer & the one we didn’t win, we got the silver. We have never not been in the Olympic final.