pinoe lol

Notes for Olympic game 3 USWNT v. Colombia 

  • Kelley AND Ali starting #BREAKTHEINTERNET
  • Lol starting Pinoe ASAP take that players who think I pick based on current form
  • Ali you’re bae but you’re officially part of my “start this back up to rest a starting player” rotation now
  • Also Kelley is more bae now 😍😘😜😊
  • Ashlyn still can’t buy playing time….
  • No, really, she tried to pay me to play her today. I’m sure this is illegal.
  • Saw that Abby tweeted about us. How nice. Her tweet and her performance from last year’s World Cup contributed the same thing: nothing! ZING!
  • I’ve been drinking can you tell
  • Isn’t Colombia the team that punched Abby at the last olympics? Ugh I hate Colombia.
  • Narcos is a good show.
  • Speaking of tv shows the con of coaching a women’s team, uh, how do I put this delicately…. um….. A lot of them are still too upset about The 100 to fully focus in training.
  • Oh right there’s a game going on
  • Pinoe probably should’ve gotten a red card but she also probably shouldn’t be on this team so suck it
  • HOPE WTF! YOU ARENT THE ENGLAND GOALKEEPER FROM 2010! THIS IS JUST AMMO FOR THESE ANNOYING ASHLYN FANGIRLS UGHHHH
  • Pinoe subbed out about 30 mins into first half bc I’m using the last game in group stage to get Pinoe back into shape in case you thought I didn’t already assume we’re gonna be in the final.
  • DUNN GOAL!!!!!
  • I’m so happy I discovered Crystal Dunn.
  • “1-1? Really?!” - the entirety of my halftime speech
  • It may seem crazy to sub Carli Lloyd out when we aren’t winning yet, but believe it or not, we used to be able to win some games without her. I think.
  • Sweaty Kelley™
  • Pugh just waved Ali off from doing an Ali throw in. Everything is changing.
  • GOAL!!!
  • Pugh Pugh Pugh
  • Horan looks so natural once she gets into the attacking third. Weird.
  • Going for goal from THERE, Usme?! You trying to make this personal between you and Hope?!
  • “This is good because now USA knows they can be down 1-0 and find a way back” we have won 4 out of the 5 Olympic gold medals for women’s soccer & the one we didn’t win, we got the silver. We have never not been in the Olympic final.
  • #SaltyJill
  • Ali yellow card for unrequited love :(
  • fuCK
  • THIS CR7 MOTHERFUCKER MADE IT PERSONAL
  • SHIT
  • She did that
  • I hate her
  • I hate soccer
  • still won the group tho so suck it haters