The signs are stupid random crap my friends and I said in a group chat while watching the Republican debate
If you light a candle within fifty meters of trumps hair, will it catch on fire?
SHREK IS NOT LOVE OR LIFE
he has that trained doctor voice and hand motions that feels like he's about to tell you your operation didn't work and you're going to die
The tear is actually on the left cheek of the emoji
Why does Cruz look like an adult Pinocchio?
I just wanna light his hair on fire so I could tell him "you're fired". Tables have turned, bitch.
none of them get embarrassed when they're proven wrong
we didn't finish the enema
there is no shame in this shit talking conference
Like you know that feeling you get when you look at a leaf on the ground in the fall? Like, you wanna step on it to feel and hear that satisfying crunch, right? I get that same feeling when I see his hair
DO NOT TAKE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN GOD DAMNIT
Best product from Spain since the gasoline brothers (HE WASN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT RUBIO)