In your legally blonde AU can Jim still be obsessed with pink and blonde and wear cute dresses and be a little over interested in hair care??! And can Bruiser be the unicorn dog?!?!??
Mate, of course he is!! I want the big emotional moment at the end when he says he’ll never wear navy blue again and walks out in a pink dress with professional looking shoulders. Bones and Spock beam with pride.
And oh my god the unicorn dog, yes!!! Oh! And Bones’ missing pet that his ex has is a tribble.
Looking back, I can’t remember the truth. I blew everything out of proportion so I could feel the hurt and betrayal and write about it in vivid detail. It was my own method of torture. My own undoing; and I enjoyed every second of it.