I'll banish her pink furry arse back to wonderland (Draco x reader) Warning;cute Draco, torture A/n; I thought my account would flop but I'm getting there! Follow for follow and leave requests
I lye in my usual spot on Draco’s bed, eating sweets from honeydukes, my tie lazily slung on the floor. Mind you I forgot to include I was by myself. I had not seen my boyfriend since early lunch hours and had not found this highly suspicious, him probably been dragged off by his cronies somewhere
I eat another peppermint toad and look at my wristwatch. Shit I had an 8 o'clock detention with Umbridge for 3 hours. Only few knew what her detentions were like as victims were too scared too say a word too anyone. I redo my tie and grab Draco’s large robes and sling them on my tiny body. I mumble too myself as I walk through the common room and out of the portrait, my mind grazing over earlier events
The lesson had only lasted 10 minutes before I piped up with my incredibly sassy, quick witted voice. Umbridge had previously told us we not allowed to use our Wands or any magic for that matter, which only earned a small mumble of disapprovement from me since this is DADA. I wasn’t the least bothered if she heard me the ugly toad.
I had started my discussion with Draco and was mindlessly playing with his fingers, a trait I had picked up over nearly 2 years of dating.
“Miss (y/l/n), under the educational decree number 31, approved by the ministry of magic, boys and girls are not allowed to be within 8 inches of each other. You have moved your chair closer to Mr Malfoy’s and are now breaking the rules even further.” She says, her voice letting out a little squeak at the end and pointing her wand at our interlocked hands
I get looks in the class by fellow students. They know that no one gets in the way of me and Draco. I stand up, push my chair closer to MY boyfriends and slam my hands on the table, going on a vent and adding in some snarky comments. I then sit on my boyfriends lap, smirking up. I am definitely not surprised I’m in syltherin. This is how I earned my 3 hour detention
*Back to normal time*
I make it to her blindingly pink office and sit at the desk, watching her stir 8 large spoons off sugar into her tea. I reach for my quill but she scoffs and hands me one of her ‘special’ quills. I take it and ask her what she wants me to write.
’ I must not sass a teacher’
I bite my lip hard and begin writing quickly, my neat handwriting not getting the least bit messy. I feel a burning sensation in my hand and roll my sleeve up. The lines had carved itself on my non writing hand. I carry on, trying my hardest not to cry out in the long, agonising hours. As soon as I get let out of her office, small tears fall from my cheek.
I look at my right hand and see the blood seeping out the cut. It had been carved in the same place over and over again and I began to feel it on my bones as the time ended. I hurry to the common room, almost tripping over Draco’s long robes. I whisper the password and hold up my wand, 'lumos’ I say, the blue/white light sparking at the end of my wand. I walk up to the boys dorm and see the beds empty, expecting Draco’s too be empty also.
I remove my shoes and socks first before stumbling out of my skirt and shirt, leaving me in my undergarments. I look at a Clock, seeing it’s 11:30, It had seriously taken half an hour getting here and undressed!? I put on one of Draco’s large shirts and envelope into the smell of green apples. I throw back the covers tiredly and collapse. I feel hands instantly wrap around me and I know who it is. I turn over and kiss his forehead before he turns on the lamp.
He looks so good with his messy hair and bare chest, his six pack in clear view. I restrain myself from looking and he grabs my hands. I wince when he touches the new cute and he notices, looking down. I see him frown but it quickly turns to anger. That anger slows ebbs away to sadness and he looks at me.
“Is this from Umbridge’s detention? I swear if it is I’ll banish her pink furry arse back to wonderland quicker than you can say Salaz-” I cut him off with a kiss which he quickly accepts too. He pulls away smiling and rubs my hand gently.
“Look, I did it for you, she wasn’t letting us be together and I wasn’t having it. I’m in Slytherin for a reason and a damn good one to make me The Slytherin Princess’ I smirk and he pulls me in. He rubs my cheek telling me how much he loves me and never wants too see me hurt. I notice the time and notify him on this. We darken the room and climb under the cover cuddling, finally happy I’m in the warm embrace of my Love.
SU Theory: Why They Came To Earth--Pink Diamond’s Role
I have no idea if this has been said or speculated anywhere else in the fandom, but I was looking at those murals of the Diamonds again, and something struck me. Something big. This starts off bizarre but I promise it ties together smoothly. - White Diamond’s mural depicts her with this giant halo behind her head, a large circle with what I think is supposed to be rays of light shining down. In her hands safely rests Homeworld, secure and strong in her possession. Above her are other planets we assume she conquered.
Now on to her sisters, Blue and Yellow Diamonds. They have lots of planets around them but look at their heads.
They have much smaller halos. Why?
Y’know who else has the only other giant halo?
We can deduce that all that fancy stained glass jazz behind them is what they’re wearing; YD’s huge shoulders and skirt/leg cape…thing, BD’s dress and WD’s full on royal robe. So we can assume that everything shown in these murals meanssomething.
Why are White Diamond and Pink Diamond shown as seemingly more important than the other two? Because they are/were.
Why? How? Well…
Peridot shared a very important bit of info; Homeworld is running out of resources. Now because of how the show presented it to us, we have no idea for how long Homeworld’s been in that situation. For all we know, it could have been bleeding out for eons now, they live for such a long time.
By “running out of resources”, consider instead that Peridot meant Homeworld is dying. Considering Peridot came from Homeworld proper and not some colony planet, we know they actively make gems on Homeworld. Safe to say, that’s probably what’s draining it dry. Gemkind is a warring race, they conquer other planets to add to their empire, supposedly so they can make more gems.
Now this may seem like a really stupid question but, I always asked myself, why so many? Managing control over that many colonies on a scale like this would be a nightmare even for them with all their power, even with all of their subjects being loyal. Not to mention what it would take to conquer them in the first place. There had to be a driving reason behind it beyond power lust.
I’ve seen a theory floating around that thinks it’s because the Gems are at war with another, more powerful race. But I don’t think that’s why, Peridot just told us why; her lack of skill, the resources problem;
The kinds of gems they can make depends on the planet, what it’s made of and how much of it there is!
Out of every planet they own within their empire, I’d bet my Nintendo collection Homeworld is the planet not only with themost resources, but with the mostvaried kinds of resources! And that’s why Era 2 Peridots are weaker, smaller and have a harder time using abilities and skills their era 1 counterparts would have been able to use easily.
They conquer so many planets so they can make all sorts of gems! This may even explain why certain gems are common af and some are rare!
Let’s say they only had one or two planets that could produce Sapphires. I’d be resistant to making too many of them at once too, since gem production destroys planets–and less resources means Gems with less prowess over their powers…
Peridot having a hard time with metalbending is one thing but ehh.. wouldn’t want a Sapphire with faulty Future Vision. Imagine how disastrous that would be. All it took to throw our Sapphire off was a sweet non-conforming Ruby.
And here’s an even bigger bombshell; who’s to say the homeworld Peridot is talking about isn’t the original one? Maybe Gemkind has had to replace their Homeworld many times. They live forever presumably or until they’re shattered, and even then. I can easily see how one planet alone wouldn’t be nearly enough to keep up with demand.
Blue and Yellow Diamond must have been made somewhere too, anyway.
So that explains the planet-hogging, lets get back down to Earth. Remember the giant halos behind White and Pink Diamond? Yeah, how does any of this relate to those, you ask? Once again, Peri, if you please:
“Resources unique to this world”There it is. Unique enough to make tons of different kinds of gems? Maybe even unique enough to turn the Earth into a New Homeworld?
Yeah, see that sounds like a stretch until I went back and found this.
That’s an Atom. The building block on which all matter is made! Like the matter that makes up the resources they need to produce a full range of gems!! I think Earth Colony wasn’t just a colony. It was going to be a New Homeworld. There are no coincidences in Steven Universe.
We know Blue Diamond was on Earth to fight the rebellion, but maybe she was the original antagonist they had to fight. If Pink Diamond was newly formed when the rebellion started, she’d need someone to guide her. Gems pop out of the ground knowing their place and purpose sure, but this is a Diamond. I have a hard time believing they’d just send a quartz soldier to lead the expedition.
Speaking of the rebellion, that’s another thing. If those planets on the murals are anything to go by, Homeworld has tons of colonies.
If the Earth was only going to be a colony, then… here, look at this for a sec.
All of that. For one colony?? Just a colony? Really? No way. This planet was more important to them than that. Either that or the Diamonds are ridiculously psycho.
Finally, lets not forget, a Diamond was made here. That has to hold some significance as they obviously don’t make a new Diamond on every colony they get. Look at Pink Diamond’s pose. The other Diamonds look powerful and in control, she’s bursting from the ground reaching for the Earth, as if she and this planet were some great hope for them.
That’s why Pink Diamond has the same halo as White Diamond, that’s why they fought so long and hard for the Earth and Pink Diamond; Maybe she was going to be the ruler of a New Homeworld, and our solar system would have become her line of conquered planets.
Now think of Jasper’s unrelenting self-hatred for failing to protect her Diamond, the Cluster, the fused gem experiments and Yellow Diamond’s utter contempt and hate for the Earth. Yikes. Homeworld is fucked up.