pink bastard

asdfhkahladfhkl… but rose hair tho

late night studies.

1,912 words | fluff; warnings: language.
roommates au + lee jooheon

a/n: this idea came to me when i was thinking of an old drabble i wrote for haikyuu!! heh, i hope this was ok!

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

There’s only one rule to life: Never piss Yoo Kihyun off.

Let’s repeat that once more. Never piss Yoo Kihyun, the pink-haired bastard -ahem- hamster off. Especially if you want to get one measly thing like the desired roommate.

Rule #2: Always make sure there’s water in the ramen before you ever shove into the microwave.

Because somehow, unbeknownst to you, Jooheon managed to do both things though the former still remains to be the biggest mystery. You try not to ask why, not that it bothers you as much as you figured it would’ve in the first place. It’s been working out, living with him though he has his moments where you’re not sure what to say or even do. Not out of genuine, heart-clenching fear, but the kind of heart-clenching fear that leaves you in not only wonder but restlessness.

Lee Jooheon’s quite attractive, you’ll admit. He looks pretty terrifying when he has a set jaw and an unreadable expression washed over his features, but the majority of the time you’ve seen him donning a shower cap (he made you promise to say nothing of it), a smile curved on his lips, and dammit, his proximity a lot closer than you ever anticipate. You actually kind of miss the time when he avoided you for a day and a half straight after catching him with a loofah and a very familiar tune to “What Makes You Beautiful” playing in the background though (again) you’re sworn to secrecy that this event never makes it out of the apartment ever. Regardless, it’s all too undeniable that you enjoy your time with your newfound roommate, even find yourself awaiting a new day, wondering what sight you’ll see then.

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No one celebrates like Donut


This precious pink bastard has his pockets filled to the brim with homemade confetti and glitter.

He never reuses old decorations, finds new recipes for every season and d*mn straight you’re going to get the most meaningful, thoughtful present of all time.

Remember that one time you said you missed the winters where you’d cuddle up next to a fire and read your favorite literature?
Handmade quilt and a copy of said book from yours truly, Franklin Delano freaking Donut

He will go out of his way to make everyone feel special and involved on every single holiday whether he celebrates it or not.

He might even have celebrated Hanukkah with Church one year or two so he wouldn’t be lonely.

No one is allowed in the kitchen during any holiday event. He can and will scream and throw food, pans and plates at whoever dares enter his domain.
Just let him have this.

Cursin’ Your Name

@sarazzprime this was totally inspired by ‘That’s the Way I Loved You’ by Taylor Swift…..

Warnings: curses ahoy!

‘YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED!’ You screamed at the top of your lungs, right up in Peter Quill’s face. Your eyes shone with wavering tears, cheeks pink with fury. ‘YOU BASTARD!’
‘THAT’S TRUE!’ he yelled back, jaw working fiercely as he stared you down. ‘It’s fucking true,’ he said, quieter. ‘And if you don’t fuckin’ like it, get off my damn ship.’
‘You ASSHOLE!’ you screeched. ‘I wish I’d gone with Rogers, at least he’d-’
‘Be sensible?’ Peter sneered. ‘Well darlin’, if you wanted sensible, steady Steve Rogers, you shouldn’t have flirted with me, should you?’
‘You shouldn’t have fucking flirted back,’ you snapped. ‘I hardly had a goddamn chance.’
‘And what’s that supposed to mean?’ Peter asked in a clipped voice.
‘It means don’t fucking be a reckless shit. Backtalking a guy twice your size, are you serious?’
‘He disrespected you!’
‘I had him where I wanted him, you moron!’
‘Oh, so letting him feel you up was part of the plan?!’ Peter fumed.
‘Well, you’re a fucking idiot sweetheart, you know that? Fuck me.’
‘Come over here and say that, Star Prince,’ you spat. Peter’s intense gaze never left yours as he pushed you roughly against the wall of the ship.
‘You fucking idiot,’ he said, softer.
‘Must be, to be in love with you,’ you said levelly. ‘What was that second part?’
‘I hate you.’
‘You’re a liar, Quill.’ He narrowed his eyes, leaning down to kiss you passionately. He growled into your mouth before pulling your bottom lip between his teeth and leaning back.
‘Just shut up and kiss me again. Truce?’
‘Truce. Asshole.’
‘Fuck you, darlin’.’
‘I hope so.’

Kind of a Cindrella AU- Linny

  • It was the talk of the town-the ball organised by the royal family. Everyone wanted to go. And obviously Luna wanted to go as well. Not really for some pathetic attempt to seduce the Prince Dean.
  • I mean, if he could get married just from looks, fine! But what Luna really wanted to was to enjoy the food, the music and have some fun.
  • But clearly, her stepmom and step siblings had other ideas, laughing out loud when she mentioned the idea of her going to her ball. That night, the three of them left at home.
  • But my dude, she won’t stay at home! She took out her prettiest lilac dress, put on some heels and her radish earrings and rode her bike to the Ball.
  • At the ball, Luna was having the time of her life. Cramming all that delicious food into her mouth, dancing all over the place and ignoring the looks from those old posh pink bastards.
  • And due to some circumstances and all, she ended dancing with the Prince. He was pretty. That was undeniable. However, he seemed almost sad, his gaze wandering everywhere. Until it settled on some spot and his face literally lit up. Following his gaze, Luna s noticed  it landed on a man with brown hair.
  • Even though, wanting nothing more than to set those two together, LUna had to rush out. It was nearly midnight and the family would be returning soon
  • As she ran outside, she slammed into the most gorgeous girl she had ever seen. Her red hair was pulled into a beautiful mermaid braid with some small white flowers tucked in them, her eyes were the fiercest blue and she had full lips. She was sure she was gaping for a long time.
  • “You are very pretty,” she said in her dreamy voice and the redhead seemed to blush very prettily.
  • However, she was already late and could say no more. She ran past that beautiful girl, leaving a slipper behind.
  • The next day, it was announced that Prince Dean Thomas would be marrying his long love Seamus Finnigan
  • Two weeks later, Luna was still daydreaming about the girl she briefly saw there when someone knocked at the door.
  • Hey Surprise, Surprise!! It was her. She was standing there in her knight costume with Luna’s slipper in her hand
  • Completely ignoring everyone at the doorway, Luna made her way outside to meet her.
  • “You are absolutely gorgeous. Please come on a date with me.” The ginger-haired girl blurted out before
  • Luna blinked and then smiled, revealing a slight overbite. “Okay. But what’s your name?”
  • “Fuck. I…We don’t even…Ginny,” she said extending her hand.
  • Taking it in her incredibly soft one, the blond girl placed a slightly hot kiss on her knuckles. “I’m Luna.”
  • Then they went on their first date of so many others.
  • They lived happily ever after. 

Matthew McConaughey: You keep thinking there’s gonna be a respite — they’re gonna have a coming together, they’re gonna have a meeting of the minds, one of them is gonna say I’m sorry about something. No, they’re not. [Laughs.] That pink bow will never show its face in this series.

Woody Harrelson: [Laughs.] Never.


So, I got Animal Crossing New Leaf for christmas :D
(i’m super late to all the parties, but I get there in the end)

I might have a crush on the anthropomorphic candy floss that owns the recycling shop. So stinkin’ cute. 

Practical Jokes

‘YOU SNEAKY BASTARD!’ A pink haired, shirtless Sirius yelled, barging his way out of their shared bathroom and mowing Peter down in the process, ‘Sorry Peter,’ he muttered before returning his glare towards James Potter.

James simply grinned back, raising a bottle to his lips,’ Pink is a good colour on you Snuffles ,’

Sirius blocked out Remus’ and Peter’s laughter as he pointed a long finger at his friend,’ You, you’re going to pay for this!’

‘Whatever you say Pinkie-Pie,’

‘Don’t call me that!’

‘Oh I’m sorry,’ James smirked, ‘Would you prefer Flower or Fairy or…or, Moony give me another word,’

Remus laughed,’ Fuchsia?’

‘Yes, Fuchsia, whatever that is,’ Potter laughed as Sirius turned to glare at the Werewolf. Remus returned the dirty look.

‘You had it coming Padfoot, after you embarrassed him in front of Evans,’ Peter added, climbing onto his bed,’ Although, I wish he hadn’t done it so I wouldn’t have gotten smashed in with a door!’

Sirius sighed, shaking his brightly coloured hair,’ Of course that’s why he did it!’

‘Actually,’ Remus began as he too sat on his bed,’ I think he was trying to dye it red but it went wrong,’

‘And why would he want my hair to be red?’

‘So he could pretend that you were Evans,’ laughed Remus,’ And whilst doing so, he could control your jealousy!’

The poor boy barely missed the three pillows that were fired at him as he laughed. Peter ducked as a pillow came his way from Remus’ bed for laughing at the trio.

‘Thats not that bad of an idea actually,’ James said as he fell back onto his bed, grinning over at Remus.

‘When have I ever come up with a bad idea?’