pink bastard

asdfhkahladfhkl… but rose hair tho

late night studies.

1,912 words | fluff; warnings: language.
roommates au + lee jooheon

author’s note: this idea came to me when i was thinking of an old drabble i wrote for haikyuu!! heh, i hope this was ok!

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

There’s only one rule to life: Never piss Yoo Kihyun off.

Let’s repeat that once more. Never piss Yoo Kihyun, the pink-haired bastard -ahem- hamster off. Especially if you want to get one measly thing like the desired roommate.

Rule #2: Always make sure there’s water in the ramen before you ever shove into the microwave.

Because somehow, unbeknownst to you, Jooheon managed to do both things though the former still remains to be the biggest mystery. You try not to ask why, not that it bothers you as much as you figured it would’ve in the first place. It’s been working out, living with him though he has his moments where you’re not sure what to say or even do. Not out of genuine, heart-clenching fear, but the kind of heart-clenching fear that leaves you in not only wonder but restlessness.

Lee Jooheon’s quite attractive, you’ll admit. He looks pretty terrifying when he has a set jaw and an unreadable expression washed over his features, but the majority of the time you’ve seen him donning a shower cap (he made you promise to say nothing of it), a smile curved on his lips, and dammit, his proximity a lot closer than you ever anticipate. You actually kind of miss the time when he avoided you for a day and a half straight after catching him with a loofah and a very familiar tune to “What Makes You Beautiful” playing in the background though (again) you’re sworn to secrecy that this event never makes it out of the apartment ever. Regardless, it’s all too undeniable that you enjoy your time with your newfound roommate, even find yourself awaiting a new day, wondering what sight you’ll see then.

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anonymous asked:

Is it weird that when I think of Doflamingo finding out that Rosinante is alive/married/a father, I imagine his reaction along the lines of hands on hips, going "And why wasn't I invited/told?" all indignant outrage.

“Maybe because you’ve been under the impression that you killed me!”

“I regretted it right away!”

“No! You didn’t!”

“Do you guys have to do this now?! We’re about to overthrow him!” Law yells, pointing right at the pink feathered bastard

This is my tiny baby Clover. He’s a lion head and he really loves his ball! He chases it around for hours straight and sleeps with it too~!! 💕💕💖

He’s a little over one now! 🎉🎉I love him to bits, even though at times he can be bad baby 😒😘

Friends Like Ours (Part Seven)

Story/One Shot Collection Summary: You decide to move in with your best friend and his roommates after a bad breakup. Your best friend is Sam Wilson. His roommates are Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers. Let’s just say that your life becomes a little more interesting…


Chapter Title: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

A/N: Hey…long time, no update! Sorry about that. Anyhow, I think you guys will know what this one shot is about based on the title alone. Hope you guys like it! Tagging @shamvictoria11 per request. 

Originally posted by avengersimaginings

“What are you doing?”

Aiming his phone at you, Bucky swiped his finger on the screen repeatedly, his nostrils flaring as he gritted his teeth in full concentration. “I’m trying to catch a Jigglypuff,” he grumbled.

“A wiggly-what now?” you raised an eyebrow.

“No, a Jiggly—goddammit! It ran away!” Bucky cursed under his breath as he slammed his phone down on the kitchen counter, slouching in his seat.

You gave him a funny look before realization took over. “Were you playing that Pokémon game?”

Bucky nodded his head, still frowning. “Yeah…I was trying to catch a Jigglypuff because I don’t have any fairy types in my Pokédex, but the pink bastard ran away from me. It had a high rating, too!” He slouched in his seat more as you held back your laughter.

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I miss the old DeviantArt doll community, I used to really enjoy seeing everyone’s photos there but most of the accounts I watched are all closed or inactive now. Tumblr and facebook are ok, I guess, but it’s really hard to have a conversation there, and the focus isn’t on the art side like it was on DA. Also, I don’t know where most of the UK community went after they left DA? Where are all those gorgeous minifee shiwoos I used to watch?! I miss seeing those smiley little pink bastards.


No one celebrates like Donut


This precious pink bastard has his pockets filled to the brim with homemade confetti and glitter.

He never reuses old decorations, finds new recipes for every season and d*mn straight you’re going to get the most meaningful, thoughtful present of all time.

Remember that one time you said you missed the winters where you’d cuddle up next to a fire and read your favorite literature?
Handmade quilt and a copy of said book from yours truly, Franklin Delano freaking Donut

He will go out of his way to make everyone feel special and involved on every single holiday whether he celebrates it or not.

He might even have celebrated Hanukkah with Church one year or two so he wouldn’t be lonely.

No one is allowed in the kitchen during any holiday event. He can and will scream and throw food, pans and plates at whoever dares enter his domain.
Just let him have this.