Don’t Break This Deal AU comic, where Wirt tried to trick Bill, the demon underestimated Wirt, and both of them ended up sharing one body! Part 6, where Bill pokes around in Wirt’s mind and opens something he shouldn’t have, resulting in Wirt passing out and meeting The Beast
gallivanting through this and that dimension I suppose although they do visit the kids from time to time
Bill: Whaaaaat? Me? Perish the thought.
(P.S. The guy above was, in fact, totally trying to hit on the Dip)
Dipper doesn’t like waking up early in the morning but Bill kind of does so whenever Dipper emerges from their bedroom Bill’s always there to greet him with a stack of pancakes/waffles and a hearty here come dat boi
(Bill knows about memes because he researched on them in order to blend into the college scene better and he totally became a huge memelord)
yes I can… so I picture Dipper as a badass heavyweight and Bill only got this out of him after, like, 6 shots of tequila. (also Eric as in Eric Cartman because why the fuck not lmao jk)
Bill: His ideal person is still frustratingly vague… I don’t understand it.
Concept: gay af metrosexual Dipper
LMAO I’M SO SORRY THESE HAVE BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR LIKE SO LONG I PROMISE I WILL WORK ON THE OTHERS FML
So i had the worst thought last night when i was trying to sleep...
You know all those fanfictions you love? The ones you keep tabs open on your phone and refresh almost daily hopping for an update? Those authors you follow because it has been a while since you’ve trully been captured by a writting style like theirs? That artist/comic writter you started obsessing over because they are just SO good?
What happens when they are gone? What if something happens to them? If they get hurt, or are unable to do what they do and you love?
HOW WILL YOU KNOW?
Will you just one day notice they have no longer updated and close the tab? Will their blogs be forgotten under the weight of all the others you follow?
And that just terrified me.
Authors, artists, poets, and everyone that has the gutts to do something of their own making and make it public for others to enjoy, please know. YOU ARE DEEPLY APRECIATED AND WHEN YOU ARE NO LONGER THERE OR THINK YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN, PLEASE KNOW YOU WILL LEAVE AN IMPRINT ON ME AND WILL BE MISSED AS A PART OF MY LIFE.
Don’t Break This Deal AU comic, where Wirt tried to trick Bill, the demon underestimated Wirt, and both of them ended up sharing one body! Part 9, where we find out that The Beast isn’t just a memory, he’s got a new form, and he is good at using Bill’s magic. Dipper arrives into Wirt’s mindscape in time to be attacked, so Bill has to teach Wirt some magic stuff to get them all out of there.
It just registered with me that I have to go on the beach this weekend and half of me is terrified bc I know I’m gonna get judged but the other half is lit bc I have a Wonder Woman bathing suit so I’m gonna focus on the lit part fingers crossed that Chris Pine washes ashore and falls in love with me
He shifts back and forth on his feet and tries to psych himself up. He can do this. He’s a badass werewolf, he can totally tell Stiles that they accidentally got werewolf married because—because Stiles was thinking about him, and happened to give him a token of his, uh, affection under the silvery light of the last full moon. Platonic affection, Derek thinks sourly, so he doesn’t get why his wolf feels all warm and fuzzy and bonded all of a sudden.
Honestly, it’s like—why aren’t people accidentally getting werewolf married all the time, if it happens this easily?
After the election results come in, Stiles uses his long weekend to go visit Derek in Nevada because running away from all of life’s problems sounds like the best of all possible choices. Shenanigans ensue.
Derek didn’t look at all like Stiles expected. After all, he deliberately chose a school where being a nerd was cool, so he certainly wasn’t expecting his hotter-than-a-thousand-stars roomie to be an actual cool person. Derek has muscles, like everywhere, which he has a tendency to display in skin-tight, sleeveless t-shirts for bands Stiles has never heard of; his jeans are always tight and ripped too, and he has an impressive five-o’clock shadow, the tips of his jet-black hair dyed purple. And his eyes. Stiles is pretty sure he’s only seen eyes like that in comics, or on a movie screen, or in his freakin dreams. They’re somehow simultaneously all of the colors and none of them, transcending something so pedestrian and insignificant as words to encapsulate their beauty. Stiles would come to learn that he’s also wickedly smart, and he plays the guitar and speaks multiple languages, and his sunshine smile is even more alarming that his resting murder face.
Derek has recently succeeded in a lot of things. He has a job, he has a place with electricity and heck he even has netflix. What he has never succeeded at and probably never will is relationships. He’s a sad sack when it comes to love. This Valentines is nothing new.
This is the story of how Peter gets married without technically dating anyone.
“You can bring your boyfriend with you,” Talia says. Peter stops giving Henry more bits of dried fruit to stare at his sister “Boyfriend?” “Of course!” Talia gestures at Stiles who looks around behind him with wide eyes. “I’m sure the whole family would be interested in meeting your young man.”
Stiles never expected that helping an injured dog would result in him living out the plot of one of his novels. Now he’s accidentally married himself to the alpha of the esteemed Blackwood pack and hoping that Deucalion isn’t too good to be real.
Stiles and the pack visit Vegas to blow off some steam, only to wake up with no memory of the night before. After interrogating Peter for information they quickly realise that: Boyd is missing, a rival pack has declared a blood feud, hunters are on their trail …and, oh yeah, Derek and Stiles are married.
The real reason Stiles and Derek stopped sleeping with each other was because Stiles was the first to break the feelings dam. For Derek, love and sex were placed in two separate compartments, but for Stiles, love was 9chocolate and sex was peanut butter, and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups were always his favorite candy.
He knew he’d fall head over heels in love with the wolf and he did. And he didn’t know if he could handle Derek not feeling the same way. So instead he agreed with Derek to remove chocolate, and add in the jelly of sarcasm and ribbing banter and jerking off alone.
But Stiles respected Derek and valued his friendship over everything else., he’d do anything for the wolf.
Oh, and he also just found out that he might have a twin brother that’s a porn star for Neckz&Throatz, but oddly… that’s the sidebar in this tale.
This week on Millionaire Matchmaker: Supernatural Edition - Derek Hale, a thirty-year-old millionaire venture capitalist and beta werewolf, finally gives into his sisters’ pressures to start dating again and reluctantly agrees to use the services of a supernatural matchmaker. Stiles Stilinski, at age twenty-five, just sold his start-up to Google for undisclosed millions, and ends up on a reality dating show when his true alpha best friend tries to help him get over his broken heart.
The last thing anyone expects is for the two eligible bachelors to fall in love with each other behind the scenes.
Kate Argent learns that Peter Hale has a letter, the contents of which, if known, would ruin her, and decides the best place to find it would be the hunting party arranged for the Whittemore-Martin engagement celebrations, but there are some issues with her plan, Peter has brought his nephew, the house is full of omega meaning everyone is watching everyone else, Lydia is not as happy with the engagement as her mother casting her eyes on someone else, her niece, who she’s meant to be chaperoning has eyes for a penniless Scottish Lord, and she’s not even sure that Peter brought the letter with him.