@pineapple-soda doodled for me so I doodled my favorite boy for them to test out a new tablet! <33 Pumpkin with a pumpkin spice latte probably because I’ve had about 46 of them so far and it’s only September 4th OTL
so let me tell you, I have been following @zachsanomaly (art in the corner cred to him) and his pervy comic project @pineapple-soda curiously for years now and while it is CERTAINLY NOT for everyone I CANNOT BELIEVE the gorgeous quality of the newest update. I swore probably like two years ago I’d do this for you guys for fun so just honestly let me be your pumpkin for the rest of my life okay, thank yoo.
This time on Dungeons, Dragons, and Dives, we cooked up some offerings from Simon’s Snakey Snacks, a food stand serving only the best in monstrous cuisine. For Simon’s full story, check out episode 4.
Let’s get cooking!
~ 1 pack of Beer Brats. I use store brand. I use store brand everything. Just get that out of the way. ~ 8-10 mini peppers.
I used orange, yellow, and red! Just like a salamander! ~ Spaghetti Squash ~ Olive oil ~ cumin, salt, pepper, garlic, oregano, basil, rosemary, sage
Thread those brats back and forth on skewers, and slather them in delicious steak sauce. Grill on medium heat until the outsides crisp and char a bit.
Cut the tops of mini-peppers. Rub the insides with a mixture of salt, ground black pepper, ground red pepper, cumin, and garlic. Skewer and grill on low heat until they soften and char.
Cut in half a spaghetti squash, scoop out the guts, and drizzle with olive oil. Salt and pepper those bitches. Back for 50 minutes @ 400 degrees Farenheit.
Pull out the squash with a fork, shredding it, and toss with basil, oregano, rosemary, sage, and garlic. generous amounts of all, to really give that green color with the flakes to emulate old snake skin! :)
With all of that spiciness, you’ll need something sweet to complement it! This electric drink packs just enough punch.
Squirt (or similar grapejuice soda)
Vodka or coconut rum (optional)
Put some ice in a glass. Fill your glass about a third of the way with Squirt and a second third of the way with pineapple juice. Add a splash of lemon juice (two if you prefer your drinks more sour), and a splash of cranberry juice for just a little pinkish orange color. Add a shot of your preferred liquor if it suits your fancy. Bottoms up!
As always, we’d love to hear your questions, comments, and recipe suggestions! Please follow us at @deardungeon.
I cried a little. I really did. I’ve loved this stuff for a long time now. I’ve watched a few streams (I’m a silent lurker). And I fave a ton of stuff on dA. Too shy to submit asks / comments or draw fanart though.
But…I’m not worthy of such awesome people following me. As everything I do (when I actually do something) is crap. But my phone dinged and was like “Hey! You have a new follower!” and I saw who it was and…I just…I don’t know how to feel about this. I’m like, insanely happy.
Turk why are you so cute? No one deserves to be that Kawaii! Raven, why are you so fucking cute, too? And violent little mother fuck. But I love you too. Hawk, why are you so intimidating? And so cute, too! All of you birds, how come ya’ll are so cute?