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50 Simple Charms
  1. Basil at the door, windows, or scattered in the home will increase money.
  2. Lay thorny branches on your doorstep to keep evil from your dwelling.
  3. Eat a pinch of Thyme before bed, and you will have sweet dreams.
  4. Place chips of Cedar wood in a box with some coins to draw money to you.
  5. Carry an Anemone Flower with you to ward against illness.
  6. Hang a bit of Seaweed in the kitchen to ward evil spirits.
  7. Keep a jar of Alfalfa in your cupboards to ensure the prosperity of your house.
  8. Burn Allspice as an incense to draw money or luck to you, as well as speed healing.
  9. Cut an Apple in half, and give one half to your love to ensure a prosperous relationship.
  10. Carry an Avocado pit with you to let your inner beauty shine outwardly. Avocado is also an aphrodisiac.
  11. Strawberries are an aphrodisiac.
  12. Place a piece of cotton in your sugar bowl to draw good luck to your house.
  13. Celery is an aphrodisiac.
  14. Place Almonds in your pocket when you need to find something.
  15. Scatter Chili Peppers around your house to break a curse.
  16. Carrying a packet of strawberry leaves will help ease the pains of pregnancy.
  17. Scatter some sugar to purify a room.
  18. Throw rice into the air to make rain.
  19. Carry a potato in your pocket or purse all winter to ward against colds.
  20. Eat five almonds before consuming alcohol, to lighten the effects of intoxication.
  21. Place a pine branch above your bed to keep illness away.
  22. Chew celery seeds to help you concentrate.
  23. Carry of chunk of dry pineapple in a bag to draw luck to you.
  24. Ask an orange a yes or no question before you eat it, then count the seeds: if the seeds are an even number, the answer is no. If an odd number, yes.
  25. Eat olives to ensure fertility.
  26. Toss Oats out your back door to ensure that your garden or crop will be bountiful.
  27. Eat mustard seed to ensure fertility.
  28. Place Lilacs around your house to rid yourself of unwanted spirits.
  29. Eat Lettuce to drive lustful thoughts from your mind.
  30. Rub a Lettuce leaf over your forehead to help you sleep.
  31. Add Lemon juice to your bathwater for purification.
  32. Eat grapes to increase psychic powers.
  33. Carry a blade of grass to increase your psychic powers.
  34. Smell Dill to get rid of hiccups.
  35. If you place a Dill sachet over your door, those who wish you ill can not enter your home.
  36. Place cotton on an aching tooth, and the pain will ease.
  37. Burn cotton to cause rain.
  38. Place pepper inside a piece of cotton and sew it shut to make a charm to bring back a lost love.
  39. Carry a small onion to protect against venomous animals.
  40. Eat grapes to increase fertility.
  41. Place a sliced onion in the room of an ill person do draw out the sickness.
  42. Place an onion underneath your pillow to have prophetic dreams.
  43. Place morning glory seeds under your bed to cure nightmares.
  44. Walk through the branches of a maple tree to ensure that you will have a long life.
  45. Mix salt and pepper together and scatter it around your house to dispel evil.
  46. Smell Lavender to help you sleep.  (Lavender makes me fall asleep so fast).
  47. Hang a pea pod containing nine peas above the door to draw your future mate to you.
  48. Eat a peach to assist in making a tough decision.
  49. Carry peach wood to lengthen your lifespan.
  50. Carry a walnut to strengthen your heart muscle.

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

Prompt/Fic Request - The Joys [Not Really] of [Inducing] Natural Childbirth

Anonymous said:

Prompt: Sasuke and Sakura try to figure out how to induce labor….Sakura suggests something that has Sasuke questioning her ;)

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Author’s Note:  Well, I haven’t done one of these in a while! Haha, luckily this one was short and I happened to be feel inspired :) Obviously, all of this would probably never happen…especially because Sakura is a doctor…but hey, it’s part of the ANBU ‘verse, so it doesn’t have to make sense, right?


“I think you should paint my toenails,” Sakura says to him one day, apropos of nothing.

Sasuke glances over the top of his newspaper and raises an eyebrow at her. “Why?”

“Because I can’t reach them.”

“No, why would anyone bother to paint their toenails?”

Sakura pouts, already round cheeks puffing out in annoyance. “The baby wants you to paint my toenails.”

“The baby is going to learn that people don’t always get everything they want,” Sasuke replies, going back to his paper. “It’s called parenting.”

“The baby also controls whether you ever have sex again.”

Sasuke puts the paper down and frowns at her.

“Just saying,” Sakura goes on innocently.

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This is director, actor and comedian Taika Watiti doing an anti-racism campaign for New Zealand. All he asked for in terms of payment was a bag of pineapple lumps (a New Zealand delicacy). This man is a legend

atelerixe  asked:

Last night a guy walked into my building with a reusable shopping bag covered in perfect pineapples. I immediately thought that I should write to you to ask if this is an acceptable use of the pineapple image.

THAT IS A GREAT USE OF PINEAPPLES
Saving the Earth
one pineapple bag at a time

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Holiday season is upon us, which calls for a touch of luxe. I’ve teamed together with Redrebs to show you how to style a cosy yet chic daytime look that’s perfect for a daytrip or outing with friends and family. Focusing on the luxury segment, Redrebs carries gorgeous plus size eveningwear with a distinctly festive touch. I’d styled this gorgeous lace LBD from them for an evening look a while back, today I’m dressing down the most lightweight and exquisite silk jacket to show you how eveningwear can be made to work for daytime as well!

I’ve kept the look simple in monochrome with classic pieces that I rotate regularly in my wardrobe. One of my tricks to wearing an outfit in a single colour is layering textures and shades. Although I’m predominantly wearing blue (with hints of black) for this look, I’ve picked out the individual pieces to range from royal blue to teal and navy. While single shade looks can be absolutely breathtaking in their drama, mixing shades and textures makes for a more wearable iteration on the theme! When it comes to style, I’ve always taken inspiration from the costumey and the theatrical - because after all, what’s fashion without a hint of the outrageous? I feel that today’s look in black and blue draws on a lot of those elements while remaining dapper and comfy enough to spend the whole day in. My Redrebs shrug is definitely today, and I’ve chosen the rest of the pieces to complement rather than overshadow it. It’s one of those classic fashion rules that don’t need to be followed, but it’s also one of my top tips for pulling together an outfit! So whether you’re looking to glam up or dress down this holiday season, have a look at Redrebs’ collection, they’ll have you sorted no matter your style!

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✶ ASOS sweat dress {similar available here} ✶ Silk draped jacket ℅ Redrebs ✶ New Look velvet crossbody bagPineapple linen crew socks ℅ TabbisocksBoohoo Tassel ankle boots

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Palm Tree and Freckles

For Rookie, who prompted:  “I woke up like this- confused, hungry and a serious case of bed hair.”


Sabo’s head hurts. No, wait, his head feels like a small indie rock band has their bass turned up 200%. Inside his skull. He hears a low noise and realizes that it’s his own voice, but it doesn’t sound right. A few attempted words later, Sabo realizes why; it’s raw, and is similar to the distorted noise an old recording makes. Or maybe a squeaky toy. He plays around with it a bit, more out of surprised amusement, before his head demands to be taken care of.

Rolling out of bed, Sabo stumbles towards his closet, his eyes shut in protest of moving. His hand hits the wall, though he could have sworn that there was a door here. Squinting, he stares at the expanse before him. No door.

Huh.

Still squinting, Sabo looks around. Perhaps his closet moved?

No, wait, perhaps his bed moved?

As he looks around, though, he began to realize that there is something terribly wrong. First, where is his nightstand? Or dresser? For that matter, where did his closet even go?

The doors seem to have completely disappeared.

Were his walls always that odd color of beige?

Rubbing at his eyes, Sabo double-checks that he hasn’t hallucinated the change. Nope, still there. Huh.

Is this even his room?

The thought makes sense, and Sabo feels somewhat relieved that his room hasn’t suddenly changed, ‘till the thought that holy shit he’s in some room he isn’t familiar with hits him with enough force to temporarily displace his headache.

That might explain the lack of clothing on his body.

No, hold on. That’s the opposite of an explanation. Why is he mostly naked, in someone else’s room, with what he can only assume is a terrible hangover?

A hangover sure makes sense.

Groaning, this time with a lot less amusement, Sabo returns to his hunt for clothing. There’s a small dresser in the other corner, so he ambles begrudgingly towards it.

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ERERI SMUT:

For @crystallinechan hope you enjoy it :) Ever so sorry if it sucks, I’m still not very confident in my writing. Tell me if you want me to rewrite it :)

Eren had been best friends with Levi since day one. They did everything together. Played video games at eachothers homes, sleepovers and hung out out school together every single day. There was just one thing they hadn’t done together…

They were currently in their final year of high school so, as you could imagine, their hormones were raging. Eren in particular.

Ever since they started high school, Erens feelings towards Levi were no longer platonic. He noticed small things that he did, like scrunching his nose when he laughs and cracking his knuckles when he’s frustrated. Nobody knew Levi like Eren did.

Throughout the seventeen years of friendship, Eren somehow failed to mention that he was gay. Of course, Levi already knew, however, Eren did a pretty good job at hiding it, all of the girls loved him but, he never entertained it.

It was scorching hot outside. What an inconvenient climate to play sports.

“5 more laps lads, then you can have a break!” The coach couldn’t sound any less intimidating.

Eren and Levi were running in sync, this was a good yet bad situation. Levi was sweating so much, it looked he’d been bathing in oil; his skin was so shiney. His sports shirt clung to him, outlining his rock hard abs and the long sleeves just made his biceps stand out even more.

“God! I just wanna kiss him” Eren thought.

He looked away hoping that Levi didn’t notice him undressing him with his eyes. It was at that moment that Eren realised he was in trouble.

In his shorts, there stood an erection. Wow. How embarrasing.

“Shit!” His inner voice screamed

“U-uh Levi, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom, I’ll be back in a minute!”

Never had Eren sprinted so fast in his life.

Of course, since Levi was his best friend, he knew something was up. Literally.

The bathroom was almost silent.

“Eren?!” Levi whisper yelled

Silence.

Levi bent down and looked under the toilet doors to see which one Eren was in.

“There you are, you little shit!”

“Wait! Levi! Don’t!”

Levi went in the next cubical and stood on the toilet seat so he could lean over the top of the stall to see what Eren was up to.

There he was. Just… hanging out.

Levi just stared at it in amazement. Fuck. Eren was huge. His veins were protruding a great deal and his hands were glistening with precum.

“Need any help?” Levi asked ever so casually.

He jumped down from the top of the stall and little did he know that he was in a lions den.

“You know, Levi. This is all your fault. Why did I have to be in love with my best friend when-”

“Wait. You…love me?”

“Shit! You weren’t supposed to find out! I’m so stu- mmph”

The boundaries had been broken.

Levi and Eren indulged in the most perfect, passionate kiss. Their tounges were dancing with eachother and their hands roamed across eachothers bodies quickly yet sensually.

“Levi. You owe me.” Eren said between kisses. His hands were pushing further up Levi’s shirt.

“Oh do I now?”

Levi pretended to be clueless but he knew exactly what Eren meant. He just loved torturing Eren to see the look on his face.

“Oh drop it Levi! And drop those shorts too!”

Levi did what he was told. Who would’ve thought Levi was the submissive type.

Eren latched onto Levi’s waist so he had some support and Levi pushed his hands against the cubical door to keep himself steady.

Eren pumped his thick erection a few times before he decided to take the plunge.

It was only a matter of time before he steadily pushed in.

“God damn it, Eren! You’re so big…”

“Well. Aren’t we lucky then?”

Eren slowly pulled back out and without warning, he pushed back in with all the force he had.

“Ugh!” Levi couldn’t really say anything else. His eyes were squeezed shut and his brows furrowed dramatically.

His breathing started to quicken slightly and Eren had picked up on that, causing him to pick up the pace. Just as he started to stroke faster, he leaned forward so he was lying on Levi’s back. He took his erection in his hand and started pumping it at a fairly quick pace.

“Oh my God! Eren, stop!”

“I would, Levi, however, I don’t think you want me to. Not really.”

He was right.

Levi’s grunts were getting increasingly louder which indicated to Eren that he was ready to climax.

“Levi, I’m gonna be nice to you today but only because we are limited on time” Eren said ever so smugly.

With several more quick pumps, Levi had released onto Erens fingers.

“It’s a good job your mom put pineapples in your bag today…” Eren purred.

And with that, Eren licked his fingers clean while he still continued to abuse Levi from behind.

“If I knew you tasted this good, I would’ve done this sooner” Eren said in between breaths.

His legs were starting to shake and he was becoming exhausted.

“Oh God, Eren! You make me feel so good…” Levi moaned. You could hear the satisfaction bouncing around the cubical.

“Yeah? Well, wait till you feel this”

Eren pulled out and, with his remaining energy, he slammed back in, giving Levi the best orgasm of his life.

His strokes became slower and slower until Levi’s breathing had adjusted to its normal state.

The room was echoing their lustful panting.

Finally.

Eren pulled out, his cock oozing with cum. And it was all down to Levi.

The couple shared another passionate kiss, hands tangled in eachother hair.

“Levi, you’ve been a very naughty boy. I tell you what, come to my house after school. We can talk about it.”

Yeah. Talk.

5 Healthy On-The-Go snacks for summer

Summer is a busy time for most- internships, traveling, exploring, leads to being constantly on the go. Often it’s hard to organize your meals to stay both satisfied and healthy when your schedule is in constant motion. Here are some quick, easy, snack ideas that you can bring anywhere!

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