- Person A: Hey babe how was wor-HOLY HELL WHAT HAPPENED?
- Person B: *soaking wet, covered in flour and honey, grass in their hair, and a pine cone stuck to their face* I'm having what some would call a 'Bad Day.'
Maybe it was written by Percy (i doubt it) but I don't have the book. In theory, Percy doesn't think much of himself, despite anything he's done, he doesn't see himself as a hero so maybe that's why? Idk. It's weird though