So I grabbed a Captain Underpants book that I haven’t read out of curiosity and….
“We All know that it’s good to be smart. It’s even better to be very smart. But being TOO smart is just asking for trouble. Take human beings for example […] somewhere along the way we got TOO smart for our own good. We started inventing dumb things like car alarms, leaf blowers, and spray-on hair. You’d think that dumb things would have been good enough for us, but no. Our big, ridiculous brains had to take things one step further. So we began creating incredibly dangerous things like atomic bombs and nuclear warheads, and we built enough of them to wipe out everybody on the planet. Then, like the smarty-pantses we are, we handed the launch codes over to politicians.
Only human beings are smart enough to be that dumb!”
THIS IS HOW THE BOOK STARTS! HOLY CRAP!