pile of shit haha

imagine taking the eluvians and positioning them in random places to fuck w/ solas post-trespasser

  • right next to a wall so he’ll walk face first into a slab of stone
  • hung w/ ropes over a swamp so he’ll fall into gross bog water when he steps out
  • in the middle of a poo pile in the stables haha step in shit u asshole
  • bury the eluvian 6 in a coffin SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER UR 6 FT UNDERGROUND