pig guts

@kidgeweek - Day 4 - AU

The high school shoujo AU no one asked for

done in Photoshop, Sai, and ClipStudio for the manga effects :P

(disclaimer: I used a few references here, but mostly from the Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun manga if anyone cares to know, such as a few manga panels and so on to get an idea for the outfits and junk. It is horrendously hard to narrow down a shoujo manga art style that isn’t absolutely ridiculous apparently lol)

(also listen to My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU season 2′s opening. It made this happen. Not even kidding.)

The Brothers Grimm Sentence Starters

Quotes from the film The Brothers Grimm ( 2005 ) gathered in sentence starter meme form. Send one or more in for our muses to interact!

❝ You’ll never believe it. ❞
❝ You believed it? ❞
❝ Where do you come from? ❞
❝ We’re looking for food and lodging. ❞
❝ Every second counts. ❞
❝ It was a hundred years ago. ❞
❝What can you do for us? ❞
❝ The exorcism of witches requires a very special method. ❞
❝ This is no ordinary witch. ❞
❝ We’ve got no one else to turn to. ❞
❝ I must tell the whole town. ❞
❝ That one was a bit of a nightmare. ❞
❝ Don’t give me that look. ❞
❝ All you have to do is ride into town and smile. ❞
❝ You, my friend, have talent. ❞
❝ Who’s there? ❞
❝ What’s going on? ❞
❝ Exactly what am I enduring? ❞
❝ I gutted the pig myself. ❞
❝ In the very middle of the wood was the witch’s gingerbread house. ❞
❝ Keep your eyes open. ❞
❝ Anyone there? ❞
❝ Why don’t you have a look around? ❞
❝ Who are you? ❞
❝ They’re famous! ❞
❝ It was a trap. ❞
❝ Do you understand? ❞
❝ It’s never turned against us. ❞
❝ You have nothing further to fear. ❞
❝ Your salvation is at hand. ❞
❝ Is your father home? ❞
❝ You think I care about the village? ❞
❝ He was trying to run away.  ❞
❝ You shall regain your courage and your joy. ❞
❝ To the forest! ❞
❝ Apparently we’re on foot from here. ❞
❝ What exactly is it meant to do? ❞
❝ I feel it’s safe to proceed.  ❞
❝ I thought you said the animals don’t come here. ❞
❝ It’s almost like a smell. ❞
❝ You’re not afraid, are you? ❞
❝ What happened here? ❞
❝ We really should search the tower. ❞
❝ There’s no way in. ❞
❝ They say you can hear her screams across the oceans. ❞
❝ It’s just an old story. ❞
❝ I’m afraid my instruments aren’t detecting much. ❞
❝ Don’t trust the trees. ❞
❝ Show us the way and I’ll give you a kiss. ❞
❝ There was some kind of presence back there. ❞
❝ It won’t be long now. ❞
❝ You’re on your own tomorrow. ❞
❝ Can I come in? ❞
❝ How exactly do you intend to save us? ❞
❝ I thought that went rather well. ❞
❝ Are you seeing what I’m seeing? ❞
❝ How many times do I have to tell you? ❞
❝ I have to go back. ❞
❝ If you stay, it’ll destroy you too. ❞
❝ I am in no way responsible. ❞
❝ Just stay close to your horse. ❞
❝ This is not your world. ❞
❝ Magic beans don’t work. ❞
❝ I’m terrified. You should be too. ❞
❝ It’s not magic. It’s just shiny. ❞
❝ Don’t you understand? I have to do this. ❞
❝ You’re my brother. ❞
❝ I want you to believe in me. ❞
❝ I think you’re overcomplicating it. ❞
❝ I’ll just try to be gentle. ❞
❝ Make up your mind. ❞
❝ Good timing. ❞
❝ Nice disguise. ❞
❝ Trust the toad. ❞
❝ It’s enchanted as well. ❞
❝ What are you wearing? ❞
❝ That’s a lie. ❞
❝ How dare you. ❞
❝ All I wanted was a little order. ❞
❝ Who’s the fairest of them all? ❞
❝ Can you save him? ❞
❝ Can anybody hear me? ❞
❝ I know this story from my childhood. ❞
❝ There is still time. ❞
❝ The spell can be broken with a kiss of true love. ❞
❝ Maybe you should give it a try. ❞
❝ Sorry I never believed in you. ❞
❝ You’re welcome here anytime. ❞
❝ This is your home. ❞
❝ The day’s not over yet. ❞
❝ Would you call this a turning point? ❞

Damsel In Distress

Fic Request: 
“ I don’t know when I sent this, so you might have it. But I requested an anti x fem!reader, where the reader is Anti’s SO and she’s being harassed by some guys and Anti becomes really angry and ends up fighting them.” 

Annnnngry Anti to the rescue! 

Originally posted by alexxac7

You weren’t particularly late, but your friends had kept you back, wanting to stay at the club longer. 
Of course, you were dragged into it and unfortunately, you were now slightly tipsy and wandering home…alone. 
Your house wasn’t far from the club, so you didn’t bother calling a cab. It felt like a waste of money. 
But you were starting to regret it when you heard three sets of footsteps following you. They appeared out of the club when you and your friends were leaving. You had felt their stares ever since you stepped out of the building, and now, as they closed in, you were beginning to feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. 
Your hand slid into your purse, withdrawing your phone and quickly dialing a number. 
“Hey, gorgeous, where you off too?” A slightly slurry voice called out. 
You didn’t put the phone to your ear, but kept it hidden as three men caught up to you. 
They stepped in front of you, halting your walk home. 
“Nowhere,” You said, taking a step back. The phone in your hand buzzed softly and you gripped it tighter as one of the men chuckled. 
“Nowhere? That’s a strange place to be going.” 
The men were obviously drunk. They swayed and stumbled, leaning on each other as they stared at you with sickening gazes. 
“Look, I really must be going,” You tried to walk around them, but one held out his hand, snagging your elbow. 
“Aww, what’s the rush?” He asked, “The night’s still young, lets go get drinks!” 
“No thank you,” You yanked on your arm but the man held it strong. The other two stepped closer, almost trapping you between them. 
“You can sleep at my place,” Another told you. “No need to worry about gettin’ home.” 
“Please, I really must be going.” You tried but they moved closer, the grip on your arm almost painful. 
Suddenly, the street-light over head exploded in a shower of sparks and a green glow illuminated the group around you. 

“Do yourselves a favor,” Anti hissed through clenched teeth. “Step back from the girl, and I’ll make sure your wounds aren’t fatal.” 
The men stumbled back in shock, releasing you from their grip. You rushed over to Anti, hugging his arm as he moved in front of you. 
His body buzzed under your fingers, eyes aglow and his head snapped back and forth. 
You tried to drag him away, but Anti gently pushed you aside. His gaze never leaving the drunken trio. 
“I must be drunker than I thought,” One man said. “His head is moving!” 
“Look pal, you can’t just turn up and start orderin’ us around,” The other said, pointing an accusing finger at Anti. “And threatening us? That’s a big mistake.” 
Anti laughed, a cackle that made the air grow cold. “You must be kidding. I’m in the wrong? Please, I’m just saving my damsel from three drunken fools!” 
One man started forward and Anti met him halfway. His fist came up in a blur, crashing into the man’s chin and sending him stumbling back. 
“You bastard!” He spat, blood dribbling from his mouth. “We’ll beat you bloody!” 
“Not if I tear you apart first,” Anti smiled. The three men rushed him, charging like angered bulls. 
Anti ducked under the first fist, dancing between the men and kicking one in the groin. His elbow snaked out, striking another’s head and then slamming his forehead into the third. 
The three yelled out in pain, stumbling back, but Anti was far from finished. From the sleeve of his hoodie, he removed a knife, the blade flashing under the green glow. 
You cried out as Anti sliced open a man’s chest, the blunt handle of the knife crashing into the temple of another. 
The third fell back as his friends collapsed. One gripped his bleeding chest, screaming in agony, while the other had been rendered unconscious by the blow to his head.
Anti kicked the unconscious man as he passed, further injuring his head with a nasty gash.
The remaining man scrambled back, his pleas meeting only Anti’s maniacal smile. 

His wide eyes turned to you, “P-Please! Help me!” 
Anti gripped the front of the man’s shirt with his free hand, lifting him up and slamming him against a wall. 
“Don’t you dare talk to her,” Anti snarled. “Look at me, come on, now. What are you, afraid?” 
The man nodded, his voice shaking. “I-I’m terrified.” 
“You should be,” Anti chuckled. His head a blur as it twitched. “Because that girl there, is mine. My girlfriend, you pig. And you have laid your fat little fingers on her.” 
“I-I’m sorry!” The man wept. “I-I didn’t know!” 
“That doesn’t excuse your behavior.” Anti hissed. “Even I have morals, pig. If someone doesn’t give consent, I don’t harass them.” He paused, twirling the knife like a lazy gesture. “To a degree.” 
A wet stain had gathered at the crotch of the man’s trousers and Anti giggled.
You walked up to Anti, softly touching his shoulder. 
“Babe, lets go. You’ve made your point.” You said gently. 
“No, my point is that pigs like him get gutted.” Anti pressed the knife against the man’s stomach. “I’ll make an example out of him, and leave him for others to find.” 

You snaked your arm around his waist, giving his hip a squeeze. “Anti, please, lets go home.” 
He looked down at you. Your eyes were wide, pleading. He sensed the goosebumps on your skin and the way you were holding yourself, as if… you were scared.
You weren’t trying to stop Anti from killing him, you just wanted to go home. 
Anti nodded, releasing the man. Who sat there, panting like a frightened animal as Anti guided you away from the scene. 
He pulled you against his side, pressing his lips to the top of your head. 
“Next time, come home on time.” He said and you nodded. The green glow of the light dimmed to a faint yellow, then fading as the last of the electricity fizzled out. Leaving the men in the dark as they listened to your footsteps echo away. 

cargo-nmr-2331  asked:

What do you think is the significance of the pig guts and the head in the game and josh's hallucinations?

Huh, I’ve never really thought about this one before. Obviously the pig in Josh’s Chapter 10 hallucinations is meant to represent the dead one whose blood and guts he used for the prank (it probably shows up to represent him feeling guilty about using it, since these hallucinations are very much focused on Josh’s guilt and self-blame), but I haven’t actually thought about the significance of it being a pig in the first place.

The choice does make sense in-universe, because pigs do have very similar abdominal organs to humans, making them perfect for Josh supposedly being cut in half at the stomach level. But in a game with the attention to detail of UD, there could be something more to that choice!

After some quick research into pigs on a symbolic level, it seems like most cultures associate pigs with luck, fortune, prosperity, wealth, etc. This includes Native American totem animal meanings, which are a major part of Until Dawn. I suppose that if we look into Josh killing a pig (or at least using a dead one) for the prank as symbolic, it could represent the “death” of his luck/fortune, which foreshadows the fact that he has no chance at a happy ending.

Wow. I never thought I’d be analyzing a dead pig in a video game for a theory post, but here we are! This could easily be stretching, though, and the pig may just be a pig  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

D.N.A

No one can lead a horse to water, when the dam
has run dry due to a drought in the red centre,
And the people live on the edges of this land
On the green outskirts of town
Where the water comes out of a tap
meat comes in a plastic wrap,
Someone else is paid to think for them,
As they’re too busy filling forms in,
To justify the chinks in the chain,
Or to complain,
At the rain, or that the trains are late, again.
It does not make much for the nous
Of a tiny little mouse, to chew saw-dust of the house
Walled in the shadow of ghettos
Where they found the light weeping, in harrows,
Of the gallows, swinging, tomorrow,
Bring back dust from the graves,
In the wheat belt, empty tables sighing for bread,
Cutting into the strung up pig guts, that are bleed
For the heat to be red; in all that we lost has been said,
Plucked the thorn from the flower
Giving away a long fought for, power,
In the crucible cycle lamb for the slaughter
Verse is the key to the highest watch-tower
When the adjective does not strengthen, it destroys
Or becomes a trickster decoy, take the babe from the toy
Stained the blood of the carnal grape-crusher,
As two hammers palpitate strike the traveler
And the key maker cannot find the right combination
To unpick the lock, for the race to come.

my thoughts on when Laurent realized he was in love:

I made a post a few months back on my thoughts on when Laurent fell in love/how all that went down, and I mentioned in the post that I think he realized it at a later time in KR, and someone asked me on my thoughts on that as well. I’ve been meaning to follow that post up with this one anyway, so here’s that.

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Here’s what I’ve got, the reasons why our marriage
might work: Because you wear pink but write poems
about bullets and gravestones. Because you yell
at your keys when you lose them, and laugh,
loudly, at your own jokes. Because you can hold a pistol,
gut a pig. Because you memorize songs, even commercials
from thirty years back and sing them when vacuuming.
You have soft hands. Because when we moved, the contents
of what you packed were written inside the boxes.
Because you think swans are overrated.
Because you drove me to the train station. You drove me
to Minneapolis. You drove me to Providence.
Because you underline everything you read, and circle
the things you think are important, and put stars next
to the things you think I should think are important,
and write notes in the margins about all the people
you’re mad at and my name almost never appears there.
Because you make that pork recipe you found
in the Frida Khalo Cookbook. Because when you read
that essay about Rilke, you underlined the whole thing
except the part where Rilke says love means to deny the self
and to be consumed in flames. Because when the lights
are off, the curtains drawn, and an additional sheet is nailed
over the windows, you still believe someone outside
can see you. And one day five summers ago,
when you couldn’t put gas in your car, when your fridge
was so empty—not even leftovers or condiments—
there was a single twenty-ounce bottle of Mountain Dew,
which you paid for with your last damn dime
because you once overheard me say that I liked it.
—   Matthew Olzmann
PAN'S LABYRINTH - sentence meme (en inglés)

I’ve bolded my favorites.

  • ❝ I don’t understand why you had to bring so many books. ❞
  • ❝ You’re a little old to be filling your head with such nonsense. ❞
  • ❝ I saw a fairy! ❞
  • ❝ That’s not necessary, I can walk perfectly well…❞
  • ❝ Better not go in there. You may get lost. ❞
  • ❝ She’s sick with child. Did you notice? ❞
  • ❝ Those bastards know the terrain better than any of us. ❞
  • ❝ This will help you sleep through the night. Just two drops before bed. Two drops only. ❞
  • ❝ Close the door and turn off the lights, sweetie. ❞
  • ❝ The wound is getting worse. His leg isn’t any better. ❞
  • ❝ Here, the houses are old. They creak… as if they were speaking.  ❞
  • ❝ Why did you have to get married? ❞
  • ❝ I’m with you. You weren’t alone. You were never alone. ❞
  • ❝ Men talked amongst themselves about their fear of death, and pain, but never about the promise of eternal life. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t fuck with me. ❞
  • ❝ You killed him… you killed him! Murderer! Son of a bitch! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe you’ll learn to search these assholes properly before you come to bother me. ❞
  • ❝ Look. This is a fairy. ❞
  • ❝ It’s you! You’ve returned! ❞
  • I’ve had so many names… old name that only the wind and the trees can pronounce.
  • ❝ You were not born of man. It was the moon that bore you. ❞
  • ❝ Prepare these rabbits for dinner tonight. ❞
  • ❝ He’s nothing but a fussy dandy. A fussy dandy! ❞
  • They eat more than a couple of pigs, and they never shut up. Not even underwater.
  • ❝ What I would have given to have a dress like this at your age. And look at the shoes! ❞
  • ❝ You’ll look like a princess… ❞
  • ❝ Do you want some milk with honey? ❞
  • I believed in a lot of things I don’t believe anymore.
  • ❝ When the woods were young, they were home to creatures who were full of magic and wonder. ❞
  • ❝Those sons of bitches are here… and they’re watching us. ❞
  • ❝ They’re losing ground, and one of them is wounded. ❞
  • ❝ These people hold the mistaken belief that we’re all equal. ❞
  • ❝ If we need to kill every one of these vermin to settle it, we’ll kill them all, and that’s that. ❞
  • ❝ Have I ever told you that I was acquainted with your father? ❞
  • ❝ What you’ve done hurts me. ❞
  • ❝ Make her/him/them well. I don’t care what it costs or what you need. Make her/him/them well. ❞
  • ❝ You’re helping the men in the woods, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ Do you know a lullaby? ❞
  • ❝ When that man finds out about us, he’ll kill us all. Have you thought about that? ❞
  • ❝ Look. This is a mandrake root—a plant that dreamt of being human. ❞
  • ❝ The thing that slumbers there… it is not human. ❞
  • I’ll try to make it in as few cuts as possible. 
  • ❝ I’m a coward for living next to that son of a bitch. ❞
  • You’ll meet her; she’s very pretty, even though she’s sometimes sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles… you’ll love her.
  • ❝ Listen, if you do what I say, I’ll take you to my kingdom and make you a prince. ❞
  • ❝ God only knows what they wanted, other than to waste our time. ❞
  • ❝ Go ahead, don’t be afraid! This is the only decent way to die! ❞
  • ❝ I’ll make you a deal. If you can count to three without st-st-stuttering, you can go. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t look at him, look at me. Above me there is no one. ❞
  • ❝ All memory of you will fade in time, and we will vanish along with it. ❞
  • ❝ I like having you handy, ____. It has its advantages. ❞
  • ❝ K-k-k-kill me, kill me now. Please. ❞
  • ❝ Magic doesn’t exist! Not for you, not for me, not for anyone! ❞
  • ❝ Please, take me away from here! Let’s just go, please! ❞
  • ❝ The world is a cruel place. And you’ll learn that, even if it hurts. ❞
  • To obey–just like that–for the sake of obeying, without questioning… that is something only people like you can do.
  • ❝ What must you think of me? You must think I’m a monster. ❞
  • ❝ It doesn’t matter what someone like me thinks. ❞
  • ❝ How long have you been laughing at me? Little bitch! ❞
  • ❝ If anyone tries to get in… kill her first. ❞
  • ❝ That’s what you’ve always thought. That’s why I was able to get away with it. I was invisible to you. ❞
  • ❝ Damn. You’ve found my weakness: pride. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not an old man, nor a wounded prisoner! ❞
  • You wouldn’t be the first pig I’ve gutted!
  • ❝ Don’t be a fool, sweetheart. If anyone’s going to kill you… let it be me. ❞
  • ❝ We’re leaving. Together. Don’t be afraid… nothing is going to happen to you. ❞
  • ❝ Just a drop of blood. A pinprick, that’s all. ❞
  • You promised to obey me without question!
  • ❝ Tell my son… tell him what time his father died. Tell him… that I– ❞
  • ❝ No. He won’t even know your name. ❞
  • ❝ You have spilled your blood rather than the blood of an innocent. ❞
  • ❝ She reigned with justice and a kind heart for many centuries ❞
  • ❝ She left small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who knew where to look. ❞
Rotten to the Core: Catch (Slice of Life/Dark Oneshot)

This oneshot is the first in a trio series, requested/inspired by @funkzpiel and @firebyfire. Criminal AU, Grindelnewt and probably Gramander.


The Blue Pegasus was a club, where the high society and shady people dined. It was laying in New York’s center, being the heart of the residing crime scene. A pulsating heart with blue, white and silver flashes. Whiskey, liquor and cocktails flew through its veins. Its skin was pearlmouth, leather and white powders. Rubies for eyes. The clothes it wrapped itself in were the security of all sorts of mafia bosses, corrupt polices and more, ready to fight with bullets, knives, darts and betrayal.

A band was playing a fast, wild song. Punk rock. Blue, white and silver lights ran over the floor. While most people were on the dance floor, enjoying themselves, there was a small section upstairs, which was reserved for the high elite. Seperated from the common folk by an elegant, dark crimson carpet. Only the best of the worst were allowed to sit in wild leather armchairs and couchs, drink long ice tea with pearls and eat tapas, made out of the finest pork filet.

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ive had it up to here,, with this. you know EXACLTY. what im talking about. dont play dumb,, you inconsistable writhing pigs. I COULD GUT YOU ALL WHERE YOU STAND. i could make you bleed. but why waste my energy? ,, youll all die anyways,,, and im gonna enjoy watching from afar.