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For the shipping ask Ariel and Moana please!

  • who hogs the duvet: Ariel
  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Moana.
  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Ariel. She gives Moana art pieces made from her collection of human things.
  • who gets up first in the morning: Moana
  • who suggests new things in bed
  • who cries at movies: Both
  • who gives unprompted massages: Both
  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Both
  • who gets jealous easiest: Ariel.
  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Ariel. She likes all kinds of music and some of it is…odd.
  • who collects something unusual: Ariel.
  • who takes the longest to get ready: Ariel.
  • who is the most tidy and organized: Moana is better at this. Ariel leaves her things lying around a lot and has to be reminded to pick them up.
  • who gets most excited about the holidays: Both.
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon: They take turns.
  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: Neither.
  • who starts the most arguments: Neither.
  • who suggests that they buy a pet: Both. Ariel wants to save all the fish at the pet store, Moana wants to protect pigs and chickens.
  • what couple traditions they have: 
  • what tv shows they watch together: Ariel’s favorite show is the Antique Roadshow, and she gets Moana into it. 
  • what other couple they hang out with: I don’t know about couples, but they’d hang out with Maui and Ariel’s sisters a lot.
  • how they spend time together as a couple: Moana likes sailing and swimming, and Ariel likes exploring the land and collecting odd treasures, so they do it all.
  • who made the first move: Ariel. Kiss the girl!
  • who brings flowers home: Moana.
  • who is the best cook: Moana. Their meals are mostly vegetarian.
The Purpose of Love // Chapter 4

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Pairing: Singer!Y/N x Fuckboy!Calum

Other series: Paid to be Popular - Bittersweet Generation

Official summary: When Calum Hood needs to straighten up his reputation, there’s no other solution than to fake-date a powerful girl with a powerful voice.

Description of this chapter: Y/N and Calum have to go on a date to make their love more realistic. But what will happen at the end of the night?


“You couldn’t have chosen a movie I would enjoy, too?”  You bickered at Calum as he was pushing you inside the movie theatre. The small purse around your shoulder kept banging against your hip as Calum rushed inside, away from the crowd outside. The heat warmed your cold feet as soon as you stepped inside the cinema.

“Well, no, because then I wouldn’t enjoy it, would I?” Calum responded back and gave you a small kick on the back of your knee as you looked up at the popcorn menus. Who the fuck would ever need four large popcorns.

“What do you wanna get?” You lowered your voice as soon as you saw a sibling pair walking past the two of you, giving you weird looks. You were only here because of one thing: everybody needed to believe that you and Calum were dating.

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PAN'S LABYRINTH - sentence meme (en inglés)

I’ve bolded my favorites.

  • ❝ I don’t understand why you had to bring so many books. ❞
  • ❝ You’re a little old to be filling your head with such nonsense. ❞
  • ❝ I saw a fairy! ❞
  • ❝ That’s not necessary, I can walk perfectly well…❞
  • ❝ Better not go in there. You may get lost. ❞
  • ❝ She’s sick with child. Did you notice? ❞
  • ❝ Those bastards know the terrain better than any of us. ❞
  • ❝ This will help you sleep through the night. Just two drops before bed. Two drops only. ❞
  • ❝ Close the door and turn off the lights, sweetie. ❞
  • ❝ The wound is getting worse. His leg isn’t any better. ❞
  • ❝ Here, the houses are old. They creak… as if they were speaking.  ❞
  • ❝ Why did you have to get married? ❞
  • ❝ I’m with you. You weren’t alone. You were never alone. ❞
  • ❝ Men talked amongst themselves about their fear of death, and pain, but never about the promise of eternal life. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t fuck with me. ❞
  • ❝ You killed him… you killed him! Murderer! Son of a bitch! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe you’ll learn to search these assholes properly before you come to bother me. ❞
  • ❝ Look. This is a fairy. ❞
  • ❝ It’s you! You’ve returned! ❞
  • I’ve had so many names… old name that only the wind and the trees can pronounce.
  • ❝ You were not born of man. It was the moon that bore you. ❞
  • ❝ Prepare these rabbits for dinner tonight. ❞
  • ❝ He’s nothing but a fussy dandy. A fussy dandy! ❞
  • They eat more than a couple of pigs, and they never shut up. Not even underwater.
  • ❝ What I would have given to have a dress like this at your age. And look at the shoes! ❞
  • ❝ You’ll look like a princess… ❞
  • ❝ Do you want some milk with honey? ❞
  • I believed in a lot of things I don’t believe anymore.
  • ❝ When the woods were young, they were home to creatures who were full of magic and wonder. ❞
  • ❝Those sons of bitches are here… and they’re watching us. ❞
  • ❝ They’re losing ground, and one of them is wounded. ❞
  • ❝ These people hold the mistaken belief that we’re all equal. ❞
  • ❝ If we need to kill every one of these vermin to settle it, we’ll kill them all, and that’s that. ❞
  • ❝ Have I ever told you that I was acquainted with your father? ❞
  • ❝ What you’ve done hurts me. ❞
  • ❝ Make her/him/them well. I don’t care what it costs or what you need. Make her/him/them well. ❞
  • ❝ You’re helping the men in the woods, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ Do you know a lullaby? ❞
  • ❝ When that man finds out about us, he’ll kill us all. Have you thought about that? ❞
  • ❝ Look. This is a mandrake root—a plant that dreamt of being human. ❞
  • ❝ The thing that slumbers there… it is not human. ❞
  • I’ll try to make it in as few cuts as possible. 
  • ❝ I’m a coward for living next to that son of a bitch. ❞
  • You’ll meet her; she’s very pretty, even though she’s sometimes sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles… you’ll love her.
  • ❝ Listen, if you do what I say, I’ll take you to my kingdom and make you a prince. ❞
  • ❝ God only knows what they wanted, other than to waste our time. ❞
  • ❝ Go ahead, don’t be afraid! This is the only decent way to die! ❞
  • ❝ I’ll make you a deal. If you can count to three without st-st-stuttering, you can go. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t look at him, look at me. Above me there is no one. ❞
  • ❝ All memory of you will fade in time, and we will vanish along with it. ❞
  • ❝ I like having you handy, ____. It has its advantages. ❞
  • ❝ K-k-k-kill me, kill me now. Please. ❞
  • ❝ Magic doesn’t exist! Not for you, not for me, not for anyone! ❞
  • ❝ Please, take me away from here! Let’s just go, please! ❞
  • ❝ The world is a cruel place. And you’ll learn that, even if it hurts. ❞
  • To obey–just like that–for the sake of obeying, without questioning… that is something only people like you can do.
  • ❝ What must you think of me? You must think I’m a monster. ❞
  • ❝ It doesn’t matter what someone like me thinks. ❞
  • ❝ How long have you been laughing at me? Little bitch! ❞
  • ❝ If anyone tries to get in… kill her first. ❞
  • ❝ That’s what you’ve always thought. That’s why I was able to get away with it. I was invisible to you. ❞
  • ❝ Damn. You’ve found my weakness: pride. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not an old man, nor a wounded prisoner! ❞
  • You wouldn’t be the first pig I’ve gutted!
  • ❝ Don’t be a fool, sweetheart. If anyone’s going to kill you… let it be me. ❞
  • ❝ We’re leaving. Together. Don’t be afraid… nothing is going to happen to you. ❞
  • ❝ Just a drop of blood. A pinprick, that’s all. ❞
  • You promised to obey me without question!
  • ❝ Tell my son… tell him what time his father died. Tell him… that I– ❞
  • ❝ No. He won’t even know your name. ❞
  • ❝ You have spilled your blood rather than the blood of an innocent. ❞
  • ❝ She reigned with justice and a kind heart for many centuries ❞
  • ❝ She left small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who knew where to look. ❞