pierre allard

Berthe and her mom, Claudine, hugging in a graveyard.  … totes not messages to on-the-way-out Mom.

Claudine and Jean Luc… flirting.

In a game of push-pull.

Yessir… France is certainly a country of uninterrupted, wholesome love.

Well what do you know?  That food synthesizer is totally coming in handy today.

Seraph DESPERATELY wanted to use Andrei’s sauna.  Like… desperately.

… FRANCE IS A DRY TOWN.

Besides that, Andrei’s food pull reined her back in.  She looks thrilled to share a meal here.  xD

3

Despite being terrified enough to pee, Pierre-Louis still gets more tail than you.  At least in France.  NO TAIL FOR YOU.  xD

It is slightly unfair, tbh.  … not just that Pierre-Louis is getting undeserved carnal affection so much as they always usurp the only bed.

Do you really wanna sleep in that though…?

Well I mean all that just can’t stand.  xD

7

Shit went on like that.  Andrei blew through a good bit of time trying to get three gawddamn frogs for Margot friggin’ Petit’s phantom soiree.

Michele was the voice of the people in that shot.  I was done and didn’t realize how done yet.

And in the next moment, she caved in and gave Pierre-Louis the time of day on a pretty permanent basis.

What can I say?  It’s France.

2

I’m gonna have to ask you stop that… like for real.

…. so I had to put the big gorilla smack dab in their bed to stop them from fucking.  This shouldn’t be.  :|

NO MORE.

And then I got an idea, because apparently they didn’t hate each other ENOUGH for my headcanon.

Some poking around in their relationship later and…

After attempting to kiss her, Pierre-Louis got his butt handed to him.  Balls successfully removed, I think. :D

4

…. friggin’ loon.  :|

Stahp.

So before he checks for new stuff to do he’s gonna go back home (to his home here in France).  FIRST THOUGH…

A quick undermining of a charity.

Charities love undermining.  He’s doing them a service.

Tomorrow in my game is the full moon.  Cute.

2

I SAID, you’re unlucky in love, bitch.  YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE.  :|

Pierre-Louis ended up in a small coma in the bedroom.  Michele passed out somewhere out in back Idek… it was undignified, as you’d expect.  xD

…. yes but, Andrei has a small thing for Grumpy women.

I’m starting to think he enjoys being taken advantage of by pretty women.

Stop.  xD

All the walls were down as Pierre-Louis decided to turn in for the night.  He was denied this.

…… :|

Ducks!  All over the walls.  And now you have to bathe in this same room.

I would have sworn someone here would have flipped out but…

I guess they’re intimate enough that this is fine.

IKR?  Pretty women don’t come in to pee while you’re taking a bath.  Ten points from Gryffindor.

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Don’t be like that.

François gave Andrei the next piece of his quest…

… and waved goodbye, becaaaaause…

I noticed this shit.  It can’t stand.  At least not without criminal interference.

Bitch reeks.  …. Pierre-Louis still wants a piece of it.

Better bite the pillow, lady.  D:

7

Oh, just… you know… meeting the natives.  D:  Growling at them and then denying them one’s soft belly fluff.  Nbd.

Colette, Léa, and Pierre-Louis stood in the courtyard and conversed.

… well.  I mean that’s an incidental paddlin’ at least.