pieholes

Sleepover Saturday!

  • tell me about your day
  • tell me about yourself
  • tell me about your crush
  • tell me a funny/embarrassing story
  • rant about anything you want
  • confess something on anon (or not!)
  • ask me weird things
  • ask me really personal things
  • send me unpopular opinions
  • send me headcanons
  • fuck/marry/kill, would you rather?, have you ever?, etc.
  • send me recommendations
  • ask me for recommendations
  • ask me for advice
  • literally anything tbh???

For the first time in a billion years I L O V E the Italian entry to the Eurovision Song Contest without any kind of doubt but I’m scared shitless that tumblr will just label it as racist and appropriative (lyrics are all in Italian and people on this god forsaken website tend to Never Do Their Reaserch Before They Open Their Piehole) when it’s THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT

The title literally means “The Westerner’s Karma” and it parodizes westerners thinking themselves knowledgeable, masters even, of Asian cultures/philosophies/traditions because they once took a yoga class or the googled “buddhism” and became overnight experts. While when you actually look at them up close they just look like “naked dancing monkeys” making fool out of themselves.

Pantera with Dave Grohl in 2001. Photo taken by Joe Giron.

Brown: “Back in those days, Dave would come to every damn show if he could. I don’t know how we met him but he would ride on the bus with us and shit. Dave is the king of cut-up. Here you can see he’s taking a Coors Light can in his piehole, or mouth.”
Anselmo: “He’s got his entire mouth wrapped around the top of the beer can. That is a talent, I guess.”
Brown: “We had after-parties that would last fucking six hours. We would play dice or cards or whatever, and we had a lot of fun with Dave, man. To this day, he’s one of the most genuine people you can possibly ever want to know.”

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Sediments to Make You Dribble, from Soul Music by Sir Terry Pratchett!

Gimlet, like most dwarfs, was a practical man. A very practical man:

‘Now he’s doing troll food too,’ said Glod. 'Decided to put aside ethnic differences in the cause of making more money. Five types of coal, seven types of coke and ash, sediments to make you dribble. You’ll like it.’

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Words from one white person to all others-

Black tumblr is planning a blackout on March 6th where they will be posting selfies.

Stay out of it. This isn’t for us. Let them have this. Reblog and give them notes and visibility and show support, but keep your pieholes shut. Try to refrain from posting selfies, but if you do for the love of God do not tag it blackout.


This has been a PSA.