what she means:
i played 4 fuckin games thinking that by the end of it desmond miles would be this unstoppable badass assassin who would single handedly save the world and turn the tide against abstergo - i thought i would get an amazing modern game where we get to jump off skyscrapers and infiltrate businesses and government buildings in abstergo's pocket and walk around hacking computers and stabbing people and then taking a nap in the animus so we could play as anscestors but noooOOOOooooooOooOoO they had to go and fuckin kill him like i didn't just spend the last 4 games getting emotionally invested in a sarcastic piece of shit bartender i cAN'T BELI E VE
no pls dont put me on tv pls anything but this
neil, looking riko in the eye on live tv:
hi yes riko, me, neil josten #10 i live at fox tower and i go running every morning before classes here is my schedule for the semester anywya,s suc k my nuts u worthlses piec e of shit thank
David Ramsey: talks about not getting soda on set like Flash does
Marc Guggenheim: insults the entire Arrow cast by saying they should get higher ratings if they want soda
Everyone but David and Stephen: laughing
ME: You fucking ungrateful—!!!! IF YOU WANT THE RATINGS TO BE BETTER MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS WITH YOU AND NOT THE AMAZING CAST THAT YOU’VE JUST INSULTED!!! YOU THE WRITER AND PRODUCER OF THIS SHOW, THEY CAN’T MAKE A BETTER SHOW IF YOUR STORYLINE SUCKS, SO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH MARC!!!
The cast has been on set performing their asses off, it’s because of them that the show is as big as it is now, WITHOUT THE ARROW CAST YOU HAVE NOTHING!!! fuckers. They’re even doing a way better job promoting the show that you do.
why are people so desperate to be allowed to ship johnrose even if Rose wasn't a lesbian and it wasn't homophobic as shit it's such a boring and cliche pairing like honestly it has no appeal unless u like being a lesbian erasing piece of shit lmao
Midgar slang; of or referring to a person who is disgusting/useless. Derives from “Slum Ant,” of the same meaning. Mostly used as a derogatory term by Upper Plate citizens to demean others (comparing them to slum trash, basically).
i.e. “What a slumpant piece of shit. I hope he never comes back.”
Can also be shortened to: slump. “Did you see that asshole? What a slump.”
If this existed somewhere else in the universe already I had no idea – but Google told me it wasn’t a real word and so I told it to shove it cause I like it.
why pit female celebrities against each other by asking “who wore it better” on the red carpet when you can ask male celebrities why all i’ve seen out of them since the dawn of time is 60,000,000 basic ass black tuxedos