piec e of shit

In a relationship you can’t just do what you want, you always have to think about the other person and I think that’s what people don’t understand.
—  Unknown
  • what she says: i'm fine.
  • what she means: i played 4 fuckin games thinking that by the end of it desmond miles would be this unstoppable badass assassin who would single handedly save the world and turn the tide against abstergo - i thought i would get an amazing modern game where we get to jump off skyscrapers and infiltrate businesses and government buildings in abstergo's pocket and walk around hacking computers and stabbing people and then taking a nap in the animus so we could play as anscestors but noooOOOOooooooOooOoO they had to go and fuckin kill him like i didn't just spend the last 4 games getting emotionally invested in a sarcastic piece of shit bartender i cAN'T BELI E VE
  • neil: no pls dont put me on tv pls anything but this
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neil, looking riko in the eye on live tv: hi yes riko, me, neil josten #10 i live at fox tower and i go running every morning before classes here is my schedule for the semester anywya,s suc k my nuts u worthlses piec e of shit thank
2p and 1p Allies in.. Road Raging.

2p!America: hEY FUCK YOU AND THIS LIGHT FROM HELL YOU SON OF A BIT-

1p!America: dude. dUDE WHAT THE HELL I WILL RUN YOU OFF THE DAMN ROAD

2p!England: Use your turn signal please! Oh goodness! oH DEAR LORD HELPM-

1p!England: YOUSONOFAMOTHERFUCKER G O THE LIGHT IS G R E E N

2p!France: *sigh* you piece of shit. You waste of fucking life you motherfu-

1p!France: oh come on! Your car can move faster then tHAT!

2p!Canada: YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOO GUZZLING BITCH HURRY UP

1p!Canada: please hurry! C-come oh-!! *is trying to stay calm*

2p!China: I SWEAR I WILL END YOUR LIFE YOU FUCK-

1p!China: Forget this *cuts off everyone* hOW DO YOU LIKE IT

2p!Russia: *poker face* *pulls gun out from glove compartment* *exits car*

1p!Russia: *actually got out of his car to talk to the driver* I suggest you move your vehicle or I will remove your eyes from your head *calm smile*

me: watching Paleyfest DC panel

David Ramsey: talks about not getting soda on set like Flash does

Marc Guggenheim: insults the entire Arrow cast by saying they should get higher ratings if they want soda

Everyone but David and Stephen: laughing

ME: You fucking ungrateful—!!!! IF YOU WANT THE RATINGS TO BE BETTER MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS WITH YOU AND NOT THE AMAZING CAST THAT YOU’VE JUST INSULTED!!! YOU THE WRITER AND PRODUCER OF THIS SHOW, THEY CAN’T MAKE A BETTER SHOW IF YOUR STORYLINE SUCKS, SO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH MARC!!!

The cast has been on set performing their asses off, it’s because of them that the show is as big as it is now, WITHOUT THE ARROW CAST YOU HAVE NOTHING!!! fuckers. They’re even doing a way better job promoting the show that you do.

#sickofthisshit

I felt like posting about a word I just made up

cause it was a neat word? anyway

SLUMPANT (adj. “sluhmp-unt”)

Midgar slang; of or referring to a person who is disgusting/useless. Derives from Slum Ant,” of the same meaning. Mostly used as a derogatory term by Upper Plate citizens to demean others (comparing them to slum trash, basically).

i.e. “What a slumpant piece of shit. I hope he never comes back.”

Can also be shortened to: slump. “Did you see that asshole? What a slump.”

If this existed somewhere else in the universe already I had no idea – but Google told me it wasn’t a real word and so I told it to shove it cause I like it.

Use if you want? :D

• SELENA GOMEZ

No matter how hard I’m trying to, I want you all to myself..
(Não importa o quanto eu estou tentando, eu quero você todo pra mim..)

You left in peace, left me in pieces!
(Você foi embora em paz, e me deixou em pedaços!)

love, that shit!
(Amor, essa merda!)

We were one in a million..
(Nós éramos um em um milhão..)

But who are you to judge?
(Mas quem é você para julgar?)