Lavi: What do you think of Allen? Do you like him?                    

Link: Walker? Preposterous, I- *trips* *thousands of pictures of Allen smiling at Link spill from pockets* Those are made for the sake of the investigation *slips on a pile of pictures of Allen and Link feeding each other desserts*  I-I was told to always keep watch of him and record every movement- *more pictures fall out as he falls to his knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN


the starks + those they (attempt to) protect
    (ned & jon, catelyn & brienne, sansa & robert, jon & sam, arya & gendry and hot pie)

“A thousand years before the Conquest, a promise was made, and oaths were sworn in the Wolf’s Den before the old gods and the new. When we were sore beset and friendless, hounded from our homes and in peril of our lives, the wolves took us in and nourished us and protected us against our enemies. The city is built upon the land they gave us. In return we swore that we should always be their men. Stark men!” - Wylla Manderly, A Dance with Dragons, Chapter 19

chth0  asked:

I dare you to write a romeo and juliet style forbidden romance between different flavours of pie.

Drabble Requests are open!!!

Kael, I know I already said that I was writing this as pie-shipping and not pie shipping, so I hope you enjoy this. XD I had a little too much fun with it.

“And you tell that son of a bitch that I know he stole my idea for braided edging on my crusts and I’m going to sue him.” Cross threw a ball of dough onto the counter, flour exploding into the air like a volcanic ash. Cross seemed less bothered by the cloud of flour than he normally would be, considering it was already settling in his hair and on his clothes.

Allen sighed as he looked down at the pie box in his hands. “I don’t think we can afford to sue him, Boss.”

“He doesn’t know that. Plus, it’s free if it’s just a threat.” Cross grabbed the rolling pin and thwacked it onto the ball of dough, the sound echoing in the bakery. “Now get the fuck over there and give him that pie.”

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I love this because even though Link plays along with the 14th, and being on his side, you can see he is genuinely unamused here. 

He is almost harsh in calling the 14th out, as though offended he thought his act could fool him. And he intends to be harsh by calling him “cold” and “murderous.”

Even though Link plays siding with the 14th, here you can see how he truly feels. 


Sequel to In Your Shadow

Summary: While he wishes for Allen’s victory, Link aids the Fourteenth - and pays the price for it.

Characters: Howard Link, Neah Campbell, Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker

Genre: Angst, Drama, Romance

Pairing: mild Pie Shipping and Yullen, Yullenlink

Rating: T

Warning: pain, pain, pain. Neah is jabbing at people’s weaknesses then proceeds to wank to people’s pain. A bit of canon divergence and probably OOCness (despair is like that). Sorry Fiidora, you’re interesting and I like you so far but I’m trying to hurt people here. #strangulation mild but still there, read with caution.

This was updated later than originally intended, but I ended up adding even more stuff to this.

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The notion of Pinkie Pie desperately trying to act excessively sophisticated is endearing and amusing to me. I’d kill to see her earnest attempt at a boring, Grand Galloping Gala style party.