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JACK IS A FUN-LOVING BOY WHO LIKES TO DO THINGS LIKE TACKLE SHITTY INTO LEAF PILES AND WRESTLE WITH BITTY SO HE CAN RUFFLE HIS HAIR. HE’S SOFT AND PHYSICAL AND LOVES HIS FRIENDS THANK YOU.

Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 11) Senior Year: Nursey

Nursey has never looked less chill. He’s practically vibrating as he props up the wall in the attic. “Bro, I don’t think I can.”

“Nurse,” says Holster, wondering where he went wrong. “Bro. It’s dibs. Isn’t this literally what you’ve been working for all year? You cleaned my haunted jockstrap. Twice.”

“Yeah,” says Nursey, spacing out. “But Ransom asked Dex yesterday.”

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so i saw this quote in some angsty gif set earlier

“this is great

 just the three of us. 

You, me… 

and this brick wall that you built between us.”

and when i read it i thought that was the deepest shit ever. i related to this quote so much. how many times did i feel like this when a relationship ended? how many times have i seen a wall built between two people who were once close? experienced the wrenching pain of separation after times of being so close? I was completely moved by it. it was something straight out of charles dickens. i’m completely floored. then i realized. its spongebob. its from a fucking spongebob episode. when he ate the pie bomb and was supposed to explode at sunset.and squidward built an actual fucking brick wall to protect himself from the explosion. i hate this website. i am. deleting. we all deserve to. burn

Every Episode Of PLL Ever
  • -A: *Does some super petty bullshit, seriously I don't think he's even trying anymore*
  • Spencer: *Doing something Illegal*
  • Toby: *Fighting with Spencer over said illegal thing*
  • Spoby: *Mentally doing it while they fight*
  • Aria: *Kisses the nearest person the minute she feels any minor emotion*
  • Ezra: *Probably eating pie*
  • Ezria: *SEX*
  • Hanna: *Going Rouge*
  • Caleb: *Being shady af*
  • Haleb: *Won't come up for air long enough to stay alive*
  • Mona: *Has to do everything herself otherwise nothing would get done, also is probably hacking the white house*
  • Emily: *Trying to avoid Paige, Follows Ali like a puppy*
  • Alison: *Tries to hide the fact that she is 100% gay for Emily Catherine Fields, she would die for this beautiful amazing creature*
  • Emison: *Gets interrupted by Ezria*