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NHL!Bitty Pt. I - Hug Check

Bitty signs with another team and no one on the Falconers wants to be the guy to check Zimms’ boyfriend; the problem is Bitty’s a quick little fucker and if you don’t stop him somehow he has a tendency to score. They’ve already lost one game because Guy hesitated a half-second too long and god-forbid they end up in a cup series with him.

Solution? Falconers bring back the patented Horton ‘bear-hug check’; initially just for Bittle, but it spreads league-wide because straight up lifting guys off the ice for a few seconds is hella effective and the linemen haven’t seen it much so they don’t really know how to call it.

There are three minutes left in the second period and the Schooners are up by one; Bitty spins to avoid Thirdy, shoots a look to Avery, ready to pass and –

“Miss you, Itty Bitty!” Mashkov crows over the roar of the crowd, his massive chest stopping Eric’s momentum full force. Bitty knows what’s coming next, wrapped up in Mashkov’s arms, squished by pads and misplaced affection, he watches helplessly as the puck slides away, immediately picked off by Thirdy. “Miss your pie!”

“Let me go –” Bitty growls, struggling against the hold even as a linesman skates by to examine if what they’re doing constitutes a fight. 

It doesn’t.

“Aww, Bitty not enjoying my hugs,” Mashkov tells the linesman, squeezing tighter, bumping his helmet against Eric’s, “rather I knock out pretty teeth instead.”

“Fuck you, Tater!”

“No, no, you fuck Zimmboni. You make me pie.”

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Fluttershy absolutely cannot handle how beautiful her girlfriend is.

Tama na Jollibee. (TT A TT)
Inspired from all Jollibee Valentines advertisement. Right in the feels.

English Subbed advertisements: Date , Vow 

Love is so complex, yet so simple.  Love has many forms.
Happy Valentines Day everyone! ^_^

Okay but Ronan being super domestic just… super violently???
-Like calling up 300 Fox Way and saying “MAURA I NEED YOUR APPLE PIE RECIPE I’M GOING TO MAKE THE BEST GOD DAMN PIE YOU’VE EVER HAD”
-Or Skyping Adam and telling him about redecorating the living room or something and Adam’s quietly laughing because his terrifying boyfriend is talking about interior decor and Ronan sees and he’s just like “No, Adam, I don’t think you understand, I’m gonna redecorate the SHIT out of this room”
-Throwbacks to his street racing days by driving tractors really intensely
-“Yo Sargent are you and Gansey coming for Christmas I got this FUCKIN BADASS CHRISTMAS TREE I gotta show you”
-“OPAL STOP DICKING AROUND IM FOLDING LAUNDRY OVER HERE”
-“No Gansey I am most certainly not knitting a sweater you can shut your face…………….it’s a scarf”
-“HEY PARRISH GET YOUR ASS UP HERE THE VIEW’S FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL”

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SPN | Random Gifs that Shows that SPN Fans Does with a Hiatus. Part Six. Click for Part 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 

(Or Part 6 of SPN gifs in which I sometimes question our insanity).

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Prompt: “No decision should ever be made at 2am!“

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Requested by: @dustycelt



“Morning, Sammy!” Dean bellows cheerfully strolling into the kitchen.

“Wow, you’re in a good mood considering it’s before noon.” The younger Winchester responds with a smirk.

“I have a stupid study group thing.” Dean groans, rubbing his hand over his face.

“That’s…new.” Sam quirks an eyebrow suspiciously.

“I’m doing awful in my Econ class, man. It’s the only reason I’m putting myself through that cruel and unusual punishment.”

“Ahh gotcha.”

“At least I can have a heavenly slice of apple pie before I go. I literally woke up craving it.” Dean licks his plump lips practically drooling at the thought.

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